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I'm at least as strong as I look.

The Tea: I needed last week so badly~ Keep an eye out for delights.

follow me everywhere~

I asked him to paint me-

fat girl in a little tub ☺️

I know it's Labor Day and I should relax but I just love my work so much, I-

FUCK

> Kiss the boot of shiny, shiny leather > Shiny leather in the dark > Tongue of thongs, the belt that does await you > Strike, dear mistress, and cure his heart Change the record to Velvet Underground and Nico, please, then get on your bended knee and, as the song goes- taste the whip, in love not given lightly.

Her love was like lavender, delicate and melancholy.

Messy cunt inspired by a fan.

Peel my panties off with your teeth.

cheesecake beefcake

pretty gloves + pretty pantyhose + pretty kimono = feeling like a porny fashion icon

Sativa, indica, or something else? What's your favorite strain? I could smoke Gelato any day of the week~

Do you like my nightgown? 🥰

Lentil wanted attention but that's okay, so do I. 💞

> Purple Haze all in my brain > Lately things just don't seem the same > Actin' funny but I don't know why > 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky I had to drop my car at the mechanic this morning so while I was waiting on a ride, I stopped at a record store next door. I left with a nice lil stack. The find I'm most excited about is the Jimi Hendrix Experience's 1967 debut studio album Are You Experienc...

Peekaboo-

I named this 9" behemoth The Man for the memes, obv. ICYMI on Twitter, yesterday I pled guilty to criminal trespass (M4) in exchange for them dropping the riot charge (M1). Enjoy my little celebration-for-one! I was just starting a rant on the criminal justice system (still speared on The Man) when my phone died, which is.. probably for the best. I was super baked and needed to rest~

> This town (town) is coming like a ghost town > Why must the youth fight against themselves? > Government leaving the youth on the shelf > This place (town) is coming like a ghost town > No job to be found in this country > Can't go on no more > The people getting angry Listen to the 2nd season of the podcast It Could Happen Here, babes, cuz it is happening here. P.S. the judge dismissed my ri...

> Do you remember the good old days before the ghost town? > We danced and sang, and the music played in a de boomtown Welcome to the Crumbles, friends.

Looking for beautiful beasts and behemoths to love me tender.

Someone help me make fun, consensual tentacle porn please - friendly monsters only.

Have you subscribed to Mommy on Pornhub yet? Go enjoy this video then do so, I'll be waiting~

> I'm waking up, I feel it in my bones > Enough to make my systems blow > Welcome to the new age, to the new age > Welcome to the new age, to the new age > Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, oh, I'm radioactive, radioactive > Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, oh, I'm radioactive, radioactive Writing copy for this backlog of content is going to be a stretch, to say the least, so expect lots of ...

> I raise my flags, don my clothes > It's a revolution, I suppose > We'll paint it red to fit right in > Whoa Pardon the... Imagine Dragons classic... but every time I look at this mega photoset, all I can see is radioactive. I was in the middle of a nasty Twitter harassment campaign that broke my heart and made me pensive, but I used those feelings and I love the results.