i wanted to masturbate, but tonsils wanted to cuddle. thus w..
i wanted to masturbate, but tonsils wanted to cuddle. thus we are at an impasse
2021-03-16 13:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
i wanted to masturbate, but tonsils wanted to cuddle. thus we are at an impasse
2021-03-16 13:59:01 +0000 UTC View Postfigured out a new way to take portrait-mode selfies (despite the fact that my iphone does not have a selfie portrait mode). last photo shows the lil trick!
2021-03-16 04:16:32 +0000 UTC View Postmy breasts get even bigger ... and heavier ... and more sore ... when im on my period. take cute pics to cope with the ache 😭
2021-03-14 17:37:17 +0000 UTC View Postsometimes i sleep like this. lil weighted blanket for my hand. very calming
2021-03-14 14:02:14 +0000 UTC View Post🎵🎶 everybody wants to be a cat 🎶🎵
2021-03-13 16:21:54 +0000 UTC View Postwe have the windows open because it’s a lovely, breezy day, but tonsils seemed a lil chilly so i laid out my winter coat for him and he curled up and went right to sleep
2021-03-11 17:42:00 +0000 UTC View Postjust lazin’ around (ft tonsils)
2021-03-10 17:21:41 +0000 UTC View Posthey just a heads up, y’all should be saving your fave posts because i could nuke them at any second if i get overcome with anxiety. #protip
2021-03-09 05:49:55 +0000 UTC View Postwhich necklace best compliments my breasts?
2021-03-08 03:01:57 +0000 UTC View Postbecause you asked me to shake for you
2021-03-07 04:13:09 +0000 UTC View Postouttakes from the series today! i have very little real equipment and i appreciate the creative challenge of being resourceful in trying to set up shots. today’s content was made by propping up my phone on a copy of David Graeber’s “Debt: The First 5000 Years”, bracing it against a tub of Vaseline, and using my big Michigan mug’s handle against the side so the phone could lean forward a ...
2021-03-03 23:03:32 +0000 UTC View Post[part 1 of 4] last night i got home from work and immediately changed into comfy sweatpants and a casual t-shirt. but i found i couldn’t keep those on for long ... this series will be dropping throughout today! expect a new post every two hours 🖤🖤🖤
2021-03-03 14:02:52 +0000 UTC View PostPOV: you’re my phone and i’m trying to set you up against my work chair so i can experiment with new angles (*see: the posts from last night) but you’re a lil rascal and you KEEP SLIPPING and won’t stay in place and i am FRUSTRATED
2021-03-03 02:20:29 +0000 UTC View Postone day ima have a folder of gifs folks can download but for now it’s 3 am and im lazy so you just get the tiny video form instead
2021-03-02 08:03:44 +0000 UTC View Postthanks to the folks who just joined from my twitter post! these are for you ♥️
2021-03-02 07:52:12 +0000 UTC View Post