Did somebody put a naughty naked clown on their a Christmas ..
Did somebody put a naughty naked clown on their a Christmas list? Feel free to throw in that Christmas bonus through tipping! Merry Christmas!!!
2020-12-25 08:26:48 +0000 UTC View Post
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Merry Christmas from your favorite clown! Have you been naug..
Merry Christmas from your favorite clown! Have you been naughty or nice? Wanna get on the naughty list? You can be my plus one! Purchase my next post to get on the list.
2020-12-25 08:00:51 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Sunday! I hope y’all had a great weekend!! I spent min..
Happy Sunday! I hope y’all had a great weekend!! I spent mine at home relaxing for the most part, as we are on lockdown again here in Oregon so what else do I have to do? I however was not alone... Instead of sharing my ass today, I have an exciting announcement, I found the cure for my loneliness! After losing Priscilla in July I suffered from a grief unlike any I have ever known, I have been ...
2020-12-07 05:26:50 +0000 UTC View PostCheck out the new look I did for a burlesque show at my frie..
Check out the new look I did for a burlesque show at my friend @katcalico ‘s house. She was feeling a bit devilish and I was.... purchase this post to find out!
2020-12-03 04:36:57 +0000 UTC View PostI know white face is the foundation to clown makeup, but whi..
I know white face is the foundation to clown makeup, but whiteface can be turned into so many things besides clown. Sometimes it’s fun to change things up and experiment, makeup is so much fun and I’m pretty good at it! Wanna see what I did with it for a Halloween gig this year? Purchase my next post to see my awesome new look using whiteface! Hint: it’s not a clown!
2020-12-03 04:34:20 +0000 UTC View PostWeird, creative art collaborative at its best! I knew I carr..
Weird, creative art collaborative at its best! I knew I carried all these titties all the way to New a Orleans that I’ve been collecting for years for a reason! Thank you to @katcalico for helping me live out this crazy fantasy. Purchase to see wtf I’m talking about!!!
2020-12-02 04:38:40 +0000 UTC View PostWhen I was in New Orleans a month ago my dear friend @katcal..
When I was in New Orleans a month ago my dear friend @katcalico got me a job on my last day there doing nude art modeling. It’s a gig she usually did at a art studio pre pandemic but lockdown made her come up with the idea to host it in her back yard weekly, which is great because it was Corona safe with being outdoors and was socially distanced. It was my first time doing this kind of modeling,...
2020-12-02 04:22:06 +0000 UTC View PostCheck out my new curtains in action as I can now stand naked..
Check out my new curtains in action as I can now stand naked in my front windows without a cate!
2020-12-01 04:45:12 +0000 UTC View PostThanks to only a couple of you I was able to buy the curtain..
Thanks to only a couple of you I was able to buy the curtains for my living room windows off my amazon wishlist! Now I can run around naked all I want and not scare the neighborhood. I love them because they let the light in but keep the peepers out! You can help me put curtains on my other windows by donating here, purchasing a post or just going to my amazon wishlist in my profile and gifting me...
2020-12-01 04:42:50 +0000 UTC View PostWho wants to see some clown pussy? I bet it tastes funny!!!
Who wants to see some clown pussy? I bet it tastes funny!!!
2020-12-01 03:05:56 +0000 UTC View PostClown tits!!! They are getting pretty big during this pandem..
Clown tits!!! They are getting pretty big during this pandemic because I’ve gained over 10lbs. Purchase this post to check them out for yourself!
2020-12-01 03:01:48 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Monday! Wanna see some clown tits or more? Purchase my..
Happy Monday! Wanna see some clown tits or more? Purchase my next few posts for more exposed clown parts and help me pay my rent!!! #justdoit
2020-12-01 02:52:13 +0000 UTC View PostI got to experience my first hurricane a few days before Hal..
I got to experience my first hurricane a few days before Halloween in New Orleans. It was so exciting for me being from a place hurricanes don’t happen! I arrived the night before and woke up to us needing to go grocery shopping, because apparently that’s what everyone does the day of a hurricane, try to outrace it to the store to stock up for your hurricane party, it was so busy in there! We ...
2020-11-30 08:42:32 +0000 UTC View PostI went to New Orleans for Halloween to visit a few of my fav..
I went to New Orleans for Halloween to visit a few of my favorite people. My girl friend Kat works for an event/production company that often does private parties, she had a gig on Halloween and pushed to get me hired also so that we could hang out all night and get paid a little. He was looking for a hula hooper(my friend Kat covered this role), a fan dancer and a sword swallower. While I didn’...
2020-11-30 05:08:06 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Sunday Bumday! I know it’s been a while since you’ve s..
Happy Sunday Bumday! I know it’s been a while since you’ve seen my face, so I thought I’d share my ass!!! Where have I been? I’ve been struggling with my mental health amid this whole pandemic, the election and with all the problems going on in the world. Well I’m back, mostly because I have no choice. We are now in lockdown in Oregon again, meaning no working in the clubs for me. Finan...
2020-11-30 03:38:28 +0000 UTC View PostI really need curtains for my new living room! I have blinds..
I really need curtains for my new living room! I have blinds but it would look way more homey with some curtains and I picked out these! I need two sets as there are two sides with windows that each need a set. They are also on my amazon wishlist(link in my profile) if you feel like playing Santa and just sending them!. Otherwise please consider donating to this campaign and or purchase by last po...
2020-10-21 05:41:54 +0000 UTC View PostLast night I tried something new... the guy who invited me t..
Last night I tried something new... the guy who invited me to the dumpster open-mic told me about another open mic on Mondays, again not really knowing what i was signing up for, I just new it was a beer bar, not realizing it was outdoors and just in an open air tent, good thing I had a hoodie in the car, but was definitely cold! Also not realizing how busy it would be, it was crowded when I got t...
2020-10-21 04:02:44 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Sunday Bumday! I had a week of ups and downs... Monday..
Happy Sunday Bumday! I had a week of ups and downs... Monday I took part in being in a rap video! Here are a few shots from bts of my ass to brighten your Sunday! It’s been a while since I had a chance to put on full clown makeup, so I enjoyed every minute of it! But then both my basement and my car flooded this week! Separate incidents and both fixed, but boy does my car stink now! I was able ...
2020-10-19 02:23:07 +0000 UTC View PostI went to a pumpkin carving event/contest earlier. They prov..
I went to a pumpkin carving event/contest earlier. They provided pumpkins but you then had to leave it there so I chose the byop option and brought my own! I picked out one covered in green bumps because I thought it looked creeper! That fucker was so hard to carve, it took me forever! I went the more traditional route with the face, I’m pretty happy with my results! Most of my friends were ther...
2020-10-12 08:07:01 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Sunday Bumday! I’m going to a pumpkin carving event to..
Happy Sunday Bumday! I’m going to a pumpkin carving event today, it’s byop, so I gotta go get a pumpkin first. Wish me luck in picking out the perfect pumpkin! What are you doing with your Sunday Funday? Feel free to tip that ass, as pumpkins are not free! #sundayfunday #sundaybumday #umpkinpatch #tipthatass
2020-10-11 20:37:19 +0000 UTC View PostSoooooo typical... My last post is a video of me doing stand..
Soooooo typical... My last post is a video of me doing standup for only $5 but only one of you purchased it, because it’s not porn??? If I’m not naked, you're not interested? Purchase/watch previous post to prove me wrong!
2020-10-10 22:37:16 +0000 UTC View PostTonight was awesome! It was really pushing my boundaries bec..
Tonight was awesome! It was really pushing my boundaries because it was the first time I did this in a room full of strangers, comics mostly at that! And room is a bit of an overstatement, it was a loading dock in the middle in an industrial area and the background was a dumpster, I kid you not! I show up and it’s all dudes, I’ve met one is them once. My friends were late to show and but by th...
2020-10-10 07:23:44 +0000 UTC View PostI’m off to a socially distanced, mask required, outdoor open..
I’m off to a socially distanced, mask required, outdoor open mic at a strange location! Wish me luck, not only on the comedy but also not getting murdered! Actually I have some friends meeting me there, because as a woman I probably wouldnt do it with a buddy just for safety reasons. It’s byob, and byoc, bring your own chair... luckily my friends are bringing me an extra cause all I have is a ...
2020-10-10 02:24:31 +0000 UTC View PostI went to do the comedy thing today but the guy who runs the..
I went to do the comedy thing today but the guy who runs the open mic got upset about something and left before it even started. I’m a little sad about this because it was the one thing I was looking forward to this week...So here’s a photo of me looking funny instead! I did get invited to a private open mic tomorrow night at a location I’m pretty sure is just someone’s house, but I said s...
2020-10-09 00:56:33 +0000 UTC View PostI’m having quite the sad day today, I can’t stop crying! I’v..
I’m having quite the sad day today, I can’t stop crying! I’ve been dealing with bullying by the other girls at work, it’s professional jealousy, only they are using lies to slander my reputation and making it difficult for me to work at my home club, which used to be my happy place. I’m being harassed by girls who know absolutely nothing about me personally, nor have they ever tried! Iâ€...
2020-10-07 01:03:07 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Sunday Bumday! As I reflect back To this weekend I can..
Happy Sunday Bumday! As I reflect back To this weekend I can say I had an awesome birthday! I had a girlfriend visit from Vegas for a few day, which was nice! I got to practice my comedy, I ate a ton of great food and got a little more settled in my my new spot! I still have a ton of unpacking and organizing to do this week, but am feeling at home already in my new place. Wanna watch my comedy set...
2020-10-05 00:00:39 +0000 UTC View PostI have a guest room at my new spot that I’m trying to decora..
I have a guest room at my new spot that I’m trying to decorate in ALL clown! My dear friend gave me this vintage light switch for my guest room... this is Flicko, the best light switch in the world!!! Want to help me decorate my guest room further in clown? Go to my amazon wishlist(link in my profile), where I put many fun clown items for you to help be a part of this fun decorating project! Ple...
2020-10-03 22:48:32 +0000 UTC View PostHere is my Birthday standup routine from yesterday. It’s abo..
Here is my Birthday standup routine from yesterday. It’s about 35 minutes long, remember it’s only my 4th time doing this and I’m super stoned on edibles! Yesterday was a fun day but this definitely was the highlight!!! Purchase this post to watch me make an ass out of myself in new ways and encourage me to keep it up! Also I give away my age at the end... Don’t forget to tip if I make you...
2020-10-03 03:42:21 +0000 UTC View PostWho wants to watch me attempt standup comedy? Every Thursday..
Who wants to watch me attempt standup comedy? Every Thursday my friend hosts an afternoon open-mic from 4pm-6pm called Fun Club. This is my 3rd time ever(I didn’t record the first 2) and I think it went well for being so new to this, I can’t believe I did over 20 minutes! Don’t mind the hecklers because that’s what this room/open-mic is all about, I’m fact I’ve become one of the worst,...
2020-10-03 02:20:54 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Birthday to me!!! Today is my actual birthday! I will ..
Happy Birthday to me!!! Today is my actual birthday! I will be celebrating starting with picking up a girlfriend at the airport to hang for the weekend. We’re going straight to a dispensary! Then we are going to my favorite weekly comedy show so I can do a little standup! If you would like to send me a birthday present, please peep my amazon wishlist(link In profile)! Or you can just send birthd...
2020-10-01 19:22:20 +0000 UTC View Post