It was October and my supermarket had pumpkins on sale for Halloween.
Normally I wouldn't bother as Halloween isn't really celebrated in the Netherlands but I wanted to try out pumpkin carving.
After I made the first attempt with a standard smiling ghoul carving I thought I'd try something more challenging and decided to carve the Thirdlegproduction logo which was a success. Then I was like; it's ...
2023-06-05 12:44:32 +0000 UTC
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#throwback #penissong #toobig #comedy #monstercock
In "The Sweetest Thing" from 2002 there's an infamous restaurant scene where some of the hottest women of that era start singing about their love for big penises. I saw it a decade after the first release and thought the song was absolutely hilarious, so wanted to include it in a video for a comedic twist.
Most people did not appreciate the song...
2023-06-04 08:45:27 +0000 UTC
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Another throwback...
I had actually forgotten all about this video as I had uploaded it on adultspace ages ago and never bothered to check in again. So I was surprised when I saw this video reuploaded to different sites years after and I was like hey that's me?
Personally never saw the appeal to flaccid dicks and was uncertain about my foreskin as everyone in porn seems to be circumcised but I c...
2023-06-03 08:52:02 +0000 UTC
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Here's another one of my old videos that went viral with millions of views.
I had an ex that shared she went absolutely wild over the towel tease so I made this video for her. It was a time when webcams couldn't deal with low light environments so I had a uv light on blast which created a blueish/greenish hue.
2023-06-02 09:22:33 +0000 UTC
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#throwbackthursday #thickdickthursday #bwc
This was my second video I ever uploaded and probably the most popular.
You might have trouble believing it but at the time, like most men I was insecure about my penis size. Girls did tell me I had a really big cock but I just thought that was something all girls said to stroke their mans ego. What I needed was an unbiased opinion, so I uploaded this v...
2023-06-01 08:08:48 +0000 UTC
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I'll be posting all of my old content on here over the next few weeks and give a detailed story about each video to add some extra value for my fans.
This was my very first video I ever posted which I think was around 2008 on one of the first tube sites called xtube and I went by the name ---monstercock--- because I couldn't really think of anything else lol.
The image quality did not survive the...
2023-05-31 14:43:51 +0000 UTC
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Damn, took me way too long but finally got verified after a dozen attempts lol. 🥳
#verified #thirdleg #onlyfans
2023-05-24 15:49:20 +0000 UTC
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