I’m not quite ready for Friday - give me a few mins ok.
I’m not quite ready for Friday - give me a few mins ok.
2021-04-09 07:25:36 +0000 UTC View Post
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Shaved head and fluffy beard. Like nature intended.
Shaved head and fluffy beard. Like nature intended.
2021-04-02 20:28:29 +0000 UTC View PostAnyone fancy a starring contest?
Anyone fancy a starring contest?
2021-03-28 19:38:48 +0000 UTC View Post
I have done the smooth buzzy razor thing.
I have done the smooth buzzy razor thing.
2021-03-20 21:04:18 +0000 UTC View PostMore pants - I’m not as keen on these ones though.
More pants - I’m not as keen on these ones though.
2021-03-16 21:42:53 +0000 UTC View PostGet a job that lets you dress how you damn well please.
Get a job that lets you dress how you damn well please.
2021-03-13 11:26:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Just me and Rory having a chill. Shout out to all the black..
Just me and Rory having a chill. Shout out to all the black cat lovers.
2021-03-11 09:44:10 +0000 UTC View PostMore boxers - I’ve totally refreshed my undies draw.
More boxers - I’ve totally refreshed my undies draw.
2021-03-09 21:43:54 +0000 UTC View PostI have some rather awesome boxer shorts
I have some rather awesome boxer shorts
2021-03-02 21:45:36 +0000 UTC View PostNot sure what I’m thinking, but I’m sure it’s fun.
Not sure what I’m thinking, but I’m sure it’s fun.
2021-02-25 08:51:38 +0000 UTC View PostCouldn’t even be bothered to open my eyes. That’s how lazy I..
Couldn’t even be bothered to open my eyes. That’s how lazy I am
2021-02-20 08:12:21 +0000 UTC View PostEven though I’m an exhibitionist I sometimes take a picture ..
Even though I’m an exhibitionist I sometimes take a picture that I really like. Today I took this one.
2021-02-16 22:16:44 +0000 UTC View PostOnly freaks wear pink - wanna get freaky?
Only freaks wear pink - wanna get freaky?
2021-02-15 15:59:55 +0000 UTC View PostPicnic Packing up the plates and packets the sun danced on..
Picnic Packing up the plates and packets the sun danced on their faces. With everything packed away they lay on the green. Fortunately there were not many people around, and they were obscured. We began kissing. Our tongues exploring each other’s mouths. What you wasn’t expecting was my hands to run inside your top. The touch of my soft slender fingers on your skin sending shivers up your sp...
2021-02-13 22:59:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Some people think it’s too cold to eat ice lollies - I am no..
Some people think it’s too cold to eat ice lollies - I am not some people.
2021-02-12 06:20:57 +0000 UTC View PostI think I’d of made a good Roman - just lounging around wait..
I think I’d of made a good Roman - just lounging around waiting to be fed grapes.
2021-02-10 08:10:37 +0000 UTC View PostI usually start the day at the sink. I’m sure my neighbours ..
I usually start the day at the sink. I’m sure my neighbours appreciate the spectacle.
2021-02-09 07:52:36 +0000 UTC View PostWith all the snow there is only one place I’d like to be.
With all the snow there is only one place I’d like to be.
2021-02-08 15:52:54 +0000 UTC View PostI mean - even I have questions. And yet here I am, wearing a..
I mean - even I have questions. And yet here I am, wearing a sort of elephant.
2021-02-07 09:46:57 +0000 UTC View PostRather embarrassed you asked if I could drive you to the big..
Rather embarrassed you asked if I could drive you to the big supermarket. That’s always going to be a yes, not because I enjoy supermarkets, it’s just the mischief that I particularly enjoy. Saying inappropriate things in a loud voice. Filling a grannies trolly with play lube. That sort of thing. It was fun getting close in the frozen aisle. Deliberately making your nipples protrude though you...
2021-02-06 11:38:33 +0000 UTC View PostDo I do requests? Yes Will I eat biscuits messily for you? Y..
Do I do requests? Yes Will I eat biscuits messily for you? Yes 😂🤣😂
2021-02-05 22:19:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Sometimes when at work I like to strip. Sure I have a very s..
Sometimes when at work I like to strip. Sure I have a very sensible job. And I guess I’m quite recognisable. I had posted this on my fabswingers profile and the cleaner noticed. That was a delightfully awkward conversation.
2021-02-05 17:32:13 +0000 UTC View PostRoutine It takes me about two minutes to look this good. I’..
Routine It takes me about two minutes to look this good. I’m super pleased with my soft skin and beard. The secret is a small dash of aloe Vera.
2021-02-04 09:48:39 +0000 UTC View PostDid you ever wake up and want to join the cult of Cthulhu?
Did you ever wake up and want to join the cult of Cthulhu?
2021-02-04 08:15:28 +0000 UTC View PostThis has long been one of my fave pics / so chucking it here..
This has long been one of my fave pics / so chucking it here as a throwback - such a happy spatula wielder.
2021-02-03 14:43:37 +0000 UTC View Post