The worst part about crocheting is the dementors. I mean rolling of the yarn into a ball first. That.
You're supposed to roll the entire skein of yarn into a ball before you start unless you like just having a huge mess of yarn on your hands that you just eventually give up on and throw out because ain't no one got time to sit and unwind an entire skein of tangled yarn.
It's Saturday night and we're supposed to be getting ready to go out on a date but I love space and also sex and we're probably going to be late for our reservation 🫠😈
The book, A Brief History of Time, was written by Stephen Hawking back in the late 1980s as an "easy" read in non-technical terms for your everyday casual space observer. It covers the history of the universe whic...
Lounging around enjoying sliding my tentacle dildo in and out of my pussy where it stretches me out and teases my clit until I ride it hard from behind to cum! 😻🩷💜🩵
The full 9+ video is in your inboxes!
Happy Friday!
Here's a little good morning snap from my latest video - lounging around enjoying sliding my tentacle dildo in and out of my pussy where it stretches me out and teases my clit until I ride it hard from behind to cum!
Cum back tonight to see the a long clip and the 9+ minute video in your inboxes waiting for you! 😻🩷💜🩵
When you ask me if I have any plans for the upcoming weekend...this. This is what I'm doing on the weekend 😈💋
A little history lesson about tentacle porn: it originated in Japan a couple hundred years ago as erotic art which, over generations, manifested itself into Manga in the 1960s. It's also closely related to monster erotica, which credits Dracula (1897) as turning horror i...
Happy Hump Day!
Here's a little treat to help you get through the week 🩵💙💜
The full video is in your inboxes for the lowest price OF lets me send it!
Hump Day throwback! Each Wednesday I'll bring back one of my best-performing sets from the archives!
Cum back tonight for a clip on my wall, and a low priced PPV of this to your inboxes to help you get through the week 😊💜💙🩵
I've covered women's suffrage a bit recently so I won't dive into the complicated history of how women secured the right to vote in 1920 again, but whoever did the typeface for their banners and pins really captured the old-timey feel of the lettering.
It's a nice contrast to my Skims thongs and maybe there's irony there?
Anyway, enjoy the view 💋
How was your Monday?
Cum take a load off! 🤭
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Happy Monday!
Hopefully this makes it a little bit better. 😈🖤
Fun history fact: It wasn't until 1971 that Monday was officially declared the start of the international business work week! There's a pretty long but interesting history on how the modern workweek evolved.
Concisely: back in Ancient Rome, the workweek was 8 days long, followed by a period ...
I just really like this lingerie set 🩵💙
2024-08-18 11:00:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Crochet, or the act of using a single hook to create interlocking loops of yarn into patterns, has been linked to shepherds in England, and needlework practices from ancient China. The modern version of today is more closely linked to pioneers, having had access to more widely available hand-produced yarn, and creating blankets with it.
Fun fact: there are “sheep and wool” festiv...
When he says, “hey, I brought four pounds of crawfish and some daiquiris.” 🦞
2024-08-16 05:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostVector, The CyberUnicorn, is made by Bad Dragon, and is by far the biggest dildo I've ever tried. It took me all morning to figure out how to ride it in different positions but after a little while I got the hang of it 😈
Cum check out the full video (10+ minutes) of me riding it in all different ways. I couldn't walk the rest of the day and it was well worth it 💋
The 1940s-style bandana came out because of women entering the workforce during WW2. While a large of number of women DID work before the war, by and large they were not working in factories with heavy machinery.
With women entering the workforce in droves to take the place of men, they were subject to a huge lack of safety protocols or appropriately fitting uniforms to keep them saf...
One of you sent me a BAD DRAGON!
Bad Dragon is a well-known sex toy company that makes a ton of fun fantasy-themed toys that are customizable to every size, pattern and length you could want, plus it came perfectly wrapped in dildo-printed tissue paper 🤭
It's by far the BIGGEST dildo I've ever tried and blew my mind trying it out. Cum back tomorrow for a sneak peek vid...
I know the “going steady” equivalent in today’s society is giving your partner your hoodie but in 1950 it was giving them your letter sweater 💋
2024-08-14 11:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostFinally got around to learning how to use my new camera and spent the afternoon lazing around using one of my favorite toys - A Bad Dragon 🐉💚
The full-length video is in your inboxes! ‼️
Originally this was going to be about my rad 1970s New Orleans Playboys tee (a bowling team tee!) but really the jeans are the star of the show here.
Levi’s pls sponsor me.
(Another time I’ll tell you about the history of denim and the wild adventures of vintage hunters out west who go digging in old mines looking for antique workwear)
Here's a little video that ended up on the cutting room floor: trying out my tentacle dildo on my fucking machine 🤭
2024-08-12 22:00:58 +0000 UTC View Post
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Never met a sheer vintage robe I didn’t like.
Sunday funday! A little behind the scenes testing out my different dildos on the fucking machine ❤️🔥💕
2024-08-11 11:00:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Glamour shots in the pool 🧜🏻♀️
2024-08-10 11:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
The nurse will see you now! 💋
I’m wearing a vintage nurses’ costume. The hats nurses used to wear originated somewhat with the nursing profession being associated with nuns who wore them as they cared for the sick, and were a part of typical nun modesty dress.
From there, it became a way to contain a woman’s hair.
As society learned more about germ ...
I was today years old when I learned that Helen of Troy WAS NOT A REAL PERSON!
When I got this gold bikini I had visions of Troy (a la Diane Kruger circa 2002) with laurels for my long, wavy hair and some sort of toga-like beach wrap to go with it.
Well, wouldn’t you know that as I sat in the pool brushing up on my Ancient Greek history knowledge, I learned that Helen ...
It's almost the anniversary of Woodstock! Hard to believe it was 55 years ago that such an iconic moment in music took place, but here we are.
Fun fact: Woodstock is about 40 minutes NORTH of where Woodstock actually took place. The festival was held in Bethel, NY on a farmer's land.
A little langiappe from that latex cuff lingerie set 😮💨
2024-08-06 11:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
A reproduction of a 1940s summer outfit with a luau-inspired print. If you didn't know, New Orleans is home to a world-renowned Tiki bar who literally wrote the book on modern day Tiki cocktails and houses a huge collection of ultra-rare tiki mugs!
2024-08-04 11:00:21 +0000 UTC View Post
So, I was just goofing around putting on this Medusa costume but boy did the internet hit me with an overwhelming amount of art, opinion pieces, photoshoots, movies, logos, and most intriguing: a mountain of scholarly articles about her sexuality and the impact her tale has had on women's history. I thought this was going to be a lighthearted "hey look at my costume" kind of post but woah.
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