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230. Frame Rate: Buffy the Vampire Slayer's "The Body" (feat. Caroline Anderson)

230. Frame Rate: Buffy the Vampire Slayer's "The Body" (feat. Caroline Anderson)

In this special episode of Frame Rate, the scooby gang covers its first ever episode of television, Buffy the Vampire Slayer's "The Body" from season five. Caroline Anderson joins Michael and Abers in dissecting the episode,...

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228. Rough Stuff: Poopin', Whackin' It, and Nature's Infinite Majesty (Feat. Soren Bowie)

228. Rough Stuff: Poopin', Whackin' It, and Nature's Infinite Majesty (Feat. Soren Bowie)

Soren Bowie (American Dad, formerly Cracked), tells Sarah and Bridg...

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Guest Beans: Mack n' Mike on Bunny Ears Pod!

Guest Beans: Mack n' Mike on Bunny Ears Pod!

Michael got to sit down with Macaulay Culkin to talk about CLUE, musical theater, indie cred, Mike's new job at IGN, Los Angeles versus San Francisco, and how to avoid the sun and sick people. It was a blast! Our beans are bust!

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Mike Has A New Gig! (AND HOW THAT AFFECTS YOU)

Mike Has A New Gig! (AND HOW THAT AFFECTS YOU)

We've got some good news, some bad news, and some good news again. Mike will explain the details, but just know that SMALL BEANS IS CHANGING SHAPE and if you support us financially you'll want to watch the above video.

Please note: this news has led us to change some of our Tiers and Goals, and we understand a fair number of you who are only here for Off Hours will go back to lurking and ...

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227. Frame Rate: Kung Fu Hustle (Feat. Alex Shifman)

227. Frame Rate: Kung Fu Hustle (Feat. Alex Shifman)

Stephen Chow's first masterpiece of a movie, and an action/comedy to stand for all time, Kung Fu Hustle finally gets its frames rated. And to make matters hyper, Alex, host of the At Least There's This pod, uses his extensive knowledge...

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Off Hours - The Least Likable "Likable" Sitcom Everyman

Off Hours - The Least Likable "Likable" Sitcom Everyman

Off Hours is a series about a group of friends who often find themselves sitting around dissecting pop culture. In this episode, Damian, Michael, Maggie and DVG debate which "average  nice guy" sitcom protagonist is, in fact, the most massive douche.

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225. Frame Rate: Boyz n the Hood (Feat. Jacquis Neal)

225. Frame Rate: Boyz n the Hood (Feat. Jacquis Neal)

Jacquis Neal returns to help Mike and Abe properly appreciate a John Singleton classic. Featuring Cuba Gooding, Lawrence Fishburne, and Ice Cube in a career-making role as Doughboy, implying the existence of some kind of se...

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224. What Dinosaur Real Good? Helicoprion!

224. What Dinosaur Real Good? Helicoprion!

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223. Rough Stuff: Prank'd! (Feat. Christine Medrano)

223. Rough Stuff: Prank'd! (Feat. Christine Medrano)

Bridgett and Sarah are back! And they brought rising LA star Christine Medrano to discuss nocturnal emissions, problematic prank calls, throw...

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222. LifeHax: Four Ways To Make Fire Easily [One Works]

222. LifeHax: Four Ways To Make Fire Easily [One Works]

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221. Frame Rate: Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (Feat. Daniel O'Brien)

221. Frame Rate: Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (Feat. Daniel O'Brien)

How can it be Rong when it feels so Wright? Abe, Michael, and special guest Daniel O'Brien discuss Edgar's movie about the comic book about the band that's all about video games.

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220. The Lost Diaries of Arthur Morgan: Bird Thoughts

220. The Lost Diaries of Arthur Morgan: Bird Thoughts

In betwixt all that thur fussin' and a-feudin' in that thur Red Dead Redempshun 2, whaddayaknow that ol' cuss Arthur Morgan scrawled down sumthin' purty in that thur journal o' his! Reckon it wouldn't break your neck for ya to give it a watch. No one ever got the dropsy lissenin' to a man's thoughts. Hell, it's a way to spend some time, is all. Suit yourself, regardless. Don't make no nevermind...

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219. 1Upsmanship: Spider-Man (Feat. Soren Bowie)

219. 1Upsmanship: Spider-Man (Feat. Soren Bowie)

Soren swings silently sideways, spurting sensuous silkies. Also he, Michael, and Adam discuss Marvel's Spi...

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Guest Beans: Swaim and Cody on Someone Else's Showdy!

Guest Beans: Swaim and Cody on Someone Else's Showdy!

Cody Johnston and Michael Swaim sit down with some pals and also Some Kinda Dracula. Bleak in Review is a fun shoot-the-shit and improv comedy pod. Enjoy it or don't!

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218. Frame Rate: Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (Feat. Shane Black)

218. Frame Rate: Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (Feat. Shane Black)

Famed Writer/Director of The Long Kiss Goodnight, The Nice Guys, Iron Man 3 and other flicks, Shane Black, sits down with Michael to discuss his directorial debut, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, ...

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217. Tales from the Pit: All My Gorgeous Sons (Feat. Andy Bush)

217. Tales from the Pit: All My Gorgeous Sons (Feat. Andy Bush)

Andy Bush (Picnicface, Cavendish, My Gorgeous Son) has a POWERTHIRST for creative ful...

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216. Frame Rate: The Deadwood Movie (Feat. Daniel O'Brien)

216. Frame Rate: The Deadwood Movie (Feat. Daniel O'Brien)

It's rootin'. It's tootin'. It's as close as we'll get to concludin'! Emmy-nominated writer Daniel "Emmy-nominated" O'Brien joins Abe and Michael to discuss HBO's Deadwood flick.

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Off Hours - The Crappiest Jobs Implied By Movie Logic

Off Hours - The Crappiest Jobs Implied By Movie Logic

Off Hours is a series about a group of friends who often find themselves  sitting around dissecting pop culture.   

In this episode, Damian, Michael, Maggie and Katy debate which background job in which movie or TV show is the worst, and make some slightly-dated jokes about Avengers: Endgame

PLEASE help spread the word if you enjoy the show, as we are ...

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214. What Dinosaur Real Good? Kosmoceratops!

214. What Dinosaur Real Good? Kosmoceratops!

Become a steadfast fa...

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212. LifeHax: Survive Earthquakes For Fun And Profit

212. LifeHax: Survive Earthquakes For Fun And Profit

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211. The Coen Brothers Brothers: A Serious Man

211. The Coen Brothers Brothers: A Serious Man

Receive with simplicity everything that happens to you.

Art by Michael Vincent Bramley.

Theme by Abe Epperson.

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Guest Beans: Swaim on Hypecast!

Guest Beans: Swaim on Hypecast!

Nipples.

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210. Waveformed: Michael Swaim

210. Waveformed: Michael Swaim

Cristian Ramirez gets to know Michael Swaim better by exploring a playlist of ten songs that have impacted his life.

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A Thing Most Of You Will Ignore Which Is Fine

A Thing Most Of You Will Ignore Which Is Fine

Although fully thought-out and produced raps are available in our store, this is just a scratch track (meaning one take, no edits) of a rap Swaim is currently working on. It regards alcohol, and maybe one day it will be a finished song. For now, we just want to give you every scrap of creativity we h...

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Off Hours Shoot! Part 2 (Post-Lunch)

Off Hours Shoot! Part 2 (Post-Lunch)

There will be spoilers for the new episodes of Off Hours, insofar as we'll be shooting the show. I have no idea if the audio will be good or the angle correct, but it's more of a fly-on-the-wall experience. Yo! We love you and what you're all about!

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Off Hours Shoot! Part 1 (Pre-Lunch)

Off Hours Shoot! Part 1 (Pre-Lunch)

There will be spoilers for the new episodes of Off Hours, insofar as we'll be shooting the show. I have no idea if the audio will be good or the angle correct, but it's more of a fly-on-the-wall experience. Yo! We love you and what you're all about!

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208. Frame Rate: Knightriders (Feat. Soren Bowie)

208. Frame Rate: Knightriders (Feat. Soren Bowie)

Michael and Abe's ol' pal Soren Bowie (AKA T-Bone) stops by to sink his teeth into a George A. Romero-directed spectacle about chivalry, knights, motorcycles, the creative process, and filmmaking while on drugs. Dig it, man! It's wil...

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207. What Dinosaur Real Good? Linhenykus!

207. What Dinosaur Real Good? Linhenykus!

Fused-wrist, single-d...

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Off Hours - Characters Who Are Secretly From Other Movie Universes

Off Hours - Characters Who Are Secretly From Other Movie Universes

Off Hours is a series about a group of friends who often find themselves sitting around dissecting pop culture.

In this episode, Greg, Michael and Maggie are disturbed to find more ...

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Guest Beans: Swaim on Unpops!

Guest Beans: Swaim on Unpops!

As sometimes happens, Swaim was on an episode of Unpopular Opinion. In this case, it's an unofficial Vonneguys reunion, to boot! So boot it! Up. And listen to it. Then you're done.

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