So I was hoping to upload some extra geeky and sexy pictures, along with a video or two, for “May The 4th Be With You,” but it’s going to have to wait. I have a great reason though! I ordered something extra spectacular from an amazingly artistic vendor. I present to you the Dong Saber. 😂 Unfortunately, it’s running behind in the mail. But ooooh man, as soon as it gets here, well fuck, I might even consider going live! Either way, Happy 4th! 💋💋