Another day, another pair of warm, sweaty socks and Aussie feet.
Can you imagine the smell boy? The taste? The warmth as I press these socks against your mouth and nose and feel you breathe deep until I tell you to stop? ššµāš«
When youāre done sniffing and leaking Iāll peel the socks off and you get to enjoy my Aussie soles and toes š„µ
You prefer my socks on or off?