Eclipse Loveline
Added 2024-04-08 19:46:21 +0000 UTCTaking your burning love and sex questions through earthquakes and eclipses.
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My favorite episode so far
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2025-06-11 01:10:49 +0000 UTCThe anal guy - you’re wrong. Your girlfriend doesn’t want to do anal, it hurts. Just do kinky stuff without the butt, Jesus.
Julian
2024-10-23 06:47:21 +0000 UTCNah I'm a protestant, and the issue isn't politeness, if a denomination becomes woke it's to include more people to make more money because religious institutions are also businesses, let's not be naive now
Jaco
2024-05-03 12:56:42 +0000 UTCSiberian was an AI bot, no?
Markus_Binkelcheese
2024-05-02 02:34:48 +0000 UTCi have a question. ive never grown armpit hair but last year my ex postulated that if i shaved one it would stop growing. i paid no mind and one day he sneakily shaved my armpit without my consent. now i have a tiny bit of hair on one and one on the ofher. WHAT DO I DO
Karolina Usaviciute
2024-04-26 19:10:47 +0000 UTCYeah WHERE
Stephen
2024-04-23 02:22:20 +0000 UTCDonkey are mean af irl
Kira
2024-04-22 20:40:53 +0000 UTCwhy 😭
Rachel Luparello
2024-04-22 02:53:55 +0000 UTCAnna’s little Mario sound at 5:52 is precious
Ann Chesley
2024-04-20 16:05:30 +0000 UTCno that’s one of the best songs of all time
Sweetnessinatube
2024-04-20 02:45:53 +0000 UTCthere’s no way. trans are more ran through than the sluttiest of females. he even said he’s on his way to a four digit body count…
Sweetnessinatube
2024-04-20 02:18:53 +0000 UTCGirls please drop the ep
Neil
2024-04-19 18:08:27 +0000 UTCLet me just say the fertility awareness method doesmt work until youre 30+
Karolina Usaviciute
2024-04-19 17:53:28 +0000 UTCCan I be the first guy’s beard? 🙏
Karolina Usaviciute
2024-04-19 17:45:52 +0000 UTCAlso where the hell do we send in questions?
Karolina Usaviciute
2024-04-19 17:42:25 +0000 UTCMy loveline question would be— is it equally embarrassing for a woman to become a dj/producer? How do I overcome the cringe??
Karolina Usaviciute
2024-04-19 17:42:07 +0000 UTC‘No Offense: Civil Religion and Protestant Taste’ by Cuddihy
Christsven
2024-04-19 08:18:55 +0000 UTCsati
bronzeagebutch
2024-04-19 05:16:19 +0000 UTC“No Offense: Civil Religion and Protestant Taste” by John Murray Cuddihy
Emma Finkelman
2024-04-19 02:27:13 +0000 UTCHiii, what is the name of the "civil religion" book mentioned in this ep? I cannot understand the name of the author.
Laura OG
2024-04-18 15:43:23 +0000 UTCThis is so common now - it's crazy
Be
2024-04-17 22:28:31 +0000 UTCThese were insane lmao
Be
2024-04-17 22:26:45 +0000 UTCDashas testicles descended for a split second at 2:20:41
Dave Spergman
2024-04-17 14:15:08 +0000 UTCThe funeral pyre HOLY SHIT
Andrew White
2024-04-17 04:16:13 +0000 UTCcannot believe they stole the doc name from them
Neeeeeeeeeeeeev
2024-04-17 02:50:12 +0000 UTCFeature not bug.
Raphael
2024-04-16 17:37:48 +0000 UTCbrandy hellview review please
Grace
2024-04-16 03:44:40 +0000 UTCGirls do Brandy Hellville doc next
al
2024-04-15 22:57:56 +0000 UTCAnna let Dasha answer first !! We are always having to backtrack , chill baby
Gran-Ma WoofWoof
2024-04-15 20:55:50 +0000 UTCIt is as weird when Anna is quick with religious advice as able to diagnose Anna Karenina as narcissistic before reading the book … The religious questions do feel inspired
Gran-Ma WoofWoof
2024-04-15 20:47:00 +0000 UTCStopping in my tracks to write this : The monologue of the equinox Christian girl is so brilliant I thought ‘Dasha should perform this’ followed by ‘maybe she did ?!’ followed by a memory of the Great Phil Hendry!!!!!!
Gran-Ma WoofWoof
2024-04-15 20:38:20 +0000 UTCInspired !
Gran-Ma WoofWoof
2024-04-15 19:50:32 +0000 UTCThe caller at 38:30 should diarrhea shit in her boyfriends hair and lather it In , in a romantic bathtub setting.it’s a Bavarian tradition that goes back to the Hohenzollerns.
Dave Spergman
2024-04-14 20:17:37 +0000 UTCwhy do these weird retards always get their voicemails answered?
Iris
2024-04-14 15:42:42 +0000 UTCWas happy to hear the shoutout to beasts of burden as I am going thru an ox and ass phase myself
Hannah
2024-04-14 14:34:40 +0000 UTCGrassroots anti social media campaign is so mitch hedburg humor
Brittni
2024-04-14 13:44:13 +0000 UTCThe best take-away from Love-Lines is how humans are such slaves to their biology
MYK’L ROCKS
2024-04-14 13:25:50 +0000 UTCThe first gay dude was sinister af
Andrew White
2024-04-14 00:21:53 +0000 UTCHe has to go on tinder duh , a foreign country is the only place it works and you can see romantic potential idid it in Paris, you'll see who can type English much better than usa tinder dates helooii
D.Sarin
2024-04-13 20:23:43 +0000 UTCThat priest is episcopal (JV Catholic) btw if it’s not a troll
Madeline Marona
2024-04-13 14:33:36 +0000 UTCUm can you get Naomi wolf on the pod to talk about Covid vaccines and have Anna make out with her? Thanks
Gil
2024-04-13 13:56:19 +0000 UTCYeah agreed. But also oddly that caller seems more on track towards plausible accountability than the woman in the long term relationship wondering if she should have kids. Feel like articulating your body is being used for someone else’s deranged sexual gratification is more self-aware than outsourcing your feelings about child rearing as being complicit or succumbing to societal pressure. When in actuality she probably just doesn’t like the guy she’s with. The Nuremberg “following orders” narrative towards having a baby seems like a cop out.
Emilia Tessaro
2024-04-13 11:16:34 +0000 UTCShe needs to know. All Muslims are perverts.
Kira
2024-04-13 02:59:22 +0000 UTC@ study abroad dude - come to munich. all the girls speak English and love Americans and it’s not even far from straßburg and all you have to do is sit along the Isar and they will flock to you
Kevin
2024-04-12 19:46:12 +0000 UTCsome gay guys want monogamy!! but also this has been the best love line in a long time
jobe
2024-04-12 15:30:00 +0000 UTCNot that hairy 😔
Jennifer Penaloza
2024-04-12 06:31:02 +0000 UTCGet out there, Study Abroad Boy! No way all of those girls only speak French, at least some are bound to know a decent amount of English. Lighten up, hit up a bar, offer shawty a cigarette, the rest is history. Magic is everywhere.
gossamer
2024-04-12 02:03:27 +0000 UTCbeyond the realm of pissibility
Anthony
2024-04-11 15:45:06 +0000 UTCthe lovelines are great! I felt the same way too until I finally listened to one
Erin
2024-04-11 12:40:57 +0000 UTCAt least its not shitting..
Derick Syhlman
2024-04-11 08:34:07 +0000 UTCThey would never brandish
Derick Syhlman
2024-04-11 08:33:52 +0000 UTCi agree … team donky
ana
2024-04-11 04:31:41 +0000 UTCladies, get the good doctor drew on a loveline ep
Seamus Blackwell
2024-04-11 00:15:16 +0000 UTCYall need to watch the Brandy Melville documentary for the next ep
Matthew Perry
2024-04-10 23:29:35 +0000 UTCAlways avoided the lovelines for some reason but decided to listen to this one. Had nooo clue what I was missing
Rill
2024-04-10 21:59:49 +0000 UTCWhen Anna says something along the lines of “Tragedy is not death but that you have to keep living” is that from a movie or Russian poetry or just Anna’s unbridled optimism? Anyways. Good quote (forget the actual phrasing)
Emilia Tessaro
2024-04-10 21:23:13 +0000 UTCYou have to ovulate to get preggers. So the week after is when you fuck, then 16 years later you get to teach them to drive which is completely terrifying.
Hodag
2024-04-10 20:31:58 +0000 UTCThe best loveline to date
Cosette DeCesare
2024-04-10 20:27:55 +0000 UTCIt is called getting a bonus, jerky.
Hodag
2024-04-10 20:24:33 +0000 UTCDon't pee on people! It is gross.
Hodag
2024-04-10 20:23:46 +0000 UTCThe dude in France should have studied abroad in THAILAND. So much pussy with an occasional ladyboy that slips in so you have to be vigilant.
Osama Bin Latinx
2024-04-10 17:06:50 +0000 UTCFOR THE DUDE IN FRANCE - part of travelling to other countries is getting out of your comfort zone and going to a place where NO ONE THINKS YOU ARE COOL. this will make you humble and build your character and give you a much better outlook on life when you return to the US. you know nothing of the local customs and language and you must learn to take it all in with a positive attitude. that being said, if you can't find a local hostel with american travellers and find some wander-slut to hook up with a few times, your vibe is off and you need a serious attitude adjustment. get rid of the videogames, that shit will poison your life and give you deep regrets ten years down the road.
science
2024-04-10 16:35:46 +0000 UTCYo for the dude in france i grew up in kehl the town just across from strasbourg and the chicks there are so easy just buy em a drink and wear a clean pair of sneakers. Just head over the river Bro
dylan dreilich
2024-04-10 15:47:27 +0000 UTCRude. At least he's trying something 🙄. I hope your ok, I'm praying for you.
mulledhair909
2024-04-10 15:07:08 +0000 UTC🤭🤭🤭
mulledhair909
2024-04-10 15:05:22 +0000 UTCI appreciate the Boomer music talk near the end. You know you screwed up when your wife is blasting Silver Springs.
Tony Ducks
2024-04-10 13:33:57 +0000 UTCCountry bumpkins? Who? The Jewess too racist to fuck blacks, too self-loathing to fuck Jews, so she settles for honky goyims; or the entitled tranny who expects a hetero male to foreclose on his dreams and natural destiny, so the tranny can feel affirmed? These are distinctly urban problems.
Osama Bin Latinx
2024-04-10 13:09:49 +0000 UTCi love this show so much
shit ass
2024-04-10 13:09:35 +0000 UTCI got the answers you need bb.
JD
2024-04-10 07:17:19 +0000 UTCBring back BAP
Alan J. Cooper
2024-04-10 04:59:02 +0000 UTC'there many hung jewish guys' fake news.
Raphael
2024-04-10 02:37:36 +0000 UTCYou guys never use my question☹️
skinyfatslut
2024-04-10 02:16:24 +0000 UTCIf only these were personals — fellow gay orthodox red scare fan — put us in touch!
alan
2024-04-10 01:58:27 +0000 UTCThis was so funny😂
Nora
2024-04-10 00:40:46 +0000 UTCDasha using her big Brain for good
Third Eye Lisa
2024-04-09 23:02:03 +0000 UTCsorry to pariah but this is truth
Alice Jeong
2024-04-09 22:50:58 +0000 UTCpicking out really funny questions to represent the themes you wanted to touch on was sooo good please keep doing that
Alice Jeong
2024-04-09 22:50:16 +0000 UTCreally got a chuckle over the funeral pyre … also there many hung jewish guys, altho can’t speak for straight guys… i feel bad for that girl
Noah
2024-04-09 22:24:34 +0000 UTCLord's work on this one
Martha Moszczynski
2024-04-09 21:35:38 +0000 UTCFirst dude should just tell his family he's participating in a long standing Greek tradition by fucking other dudes...and that other guy wasn't ghosting he obviously had a gf and got caught so he blocked her
Lisa Vella
2024-04-09 21:25:50 +0000 UTCIt is crazy that there were multiple callers in their late 20's/early 30's who have zero relationship experience. I think a big part of the problem is that media and the internet have warped expectations of what is normal. Your life is not an episode of Shameless or Euphoria. That kind of stuff is mostly fantasy.
Tony Ducks
2024-04-09 21:24:46 +0000 UTC*temperature goes up after you ovulate, not before, just so ladies ain’t confused (great ep, love a good loveline)
Margaret R
2024-04-09 18:38:59 +0000 UTCLove line eps are proof there’s no such thing as an unclockable T voice lmao
Amanda
2024-04-09 18:35:09 +0000 UTCi’m old online aka young irl (36) and i can’t believe the guy who’s ’the wrong side of 30’ doesn’t know how to approach someone GET A LIFE
Robyn
2024-04-09 17:31:42 +0000 UTCAnna where did you get tixel?
Peter
2024-04-09 17:01:07 +0000 UTCfollow famtaughtme on twitter if you're interested in accurately tracking your fertility and menstrual cycle !!
Alice Jeong
2024-04-09 15:58:50 +0000 UTCWe’re not sending our best!
Yubb Shigg
2024-04-09 15:38:10 +0000 UTCOmg ladies. The Faye Reagan mention! From one porn sick chick to some others 😍😍😍
Cat
2024-04-09 15:14:46 +0000 UTCFemale red heads we up 🆙☝️⬆️
yourgirlmadz
2024-04-09 14:53:52 +0000 UTCThe demographics of Red Scare listeners is fascinating. Waiting for an Amish to call in
Alison
2024-04-09 13:53:34 +0000 UTCLol @ the Anglican priest
Meems
2024-04-09 12:43:30 +0000 UTCBy cleverly changing my voice, accent, and inflection, I successfully placed 26 separate calls into the loveline hotline.
Osama Bin Latinx
2024-04-09 12:16:23 +0000 UTCI’m really surprised that your demographic seems to be mostly country bumpkins and suburban simps, I thought I was amongst fellow urban elites!!!
Christsven
2024-04-09 10:31:53 +0000 UTCOne of them knifed a woman to death as she was pushing her baby in the pram in the UK this week. It's part of their culture though.
Brendan Taylor
2024-04-09 09:27:01 +0000 UTCAn almost 3 hour loveline??? YESSS.
Tmoorish
2024-04-09 08:09:34 +0000 UTCWTF can’t ppl just get to the point. Your parents are rich and will cut you out. Plus how old is this guy. Anna solved it
IanBJJ
2024-04-09 07:13:22 +0000 UTC“I Was Traveling Post From Tiflis.” My Interpretation - I insist to be more than a babbling angry ape What is more romantic than kissing stars? What can possibly be more Roman? Do You want the proof? another Nightmare?. Or do you wish the dream away.. Daria Dmitrievna Nekrasova the light casted from your shadow is my hallowed sanctuary and the shadow that harrowed the snow has gathered the grower Has Made Me Madly in Love Nevermind the Armies The Legions The Editors and the Chiefs We Stalk before we Talk It’s the only way we’re heard otherwise a herd.. You heard it before so i’m insecure about it but listen, I am living for the very last time. and I whisper your name more than I should like morning hymns and I have filthy songs somewhere and they always sound like you and I am found elsewhere so I return to You Daria Dmitrievna Nekrosova I don’t want to write books I want to hold your hand the books have been written the words have been drawn the paintings have been established the buildings have been carved the carvers have been remembered the memories have not faded from our hearts so Kiss me when you Pray or I will never date again and pray the prey away from my sight I do Bite I do Spite and the father ate the moon thinking it was cheese others smiled and took the shots and began to tie the knots and I was there it’s never fair but I just didn’t care others dare another heir? nuh I just wanted You Kiss me Slowly but I am a sentimental man you must continue to dominate my mental Daria, con todo- senti todo y con todo mi tonta tiburona me muerdes y me das me comes y mal-tratas calma me mas toca mi voca Daria Dmitrievna Nekrasova No eres la unica cancion pero eres el ultimo canto y mi allegria es un santo que me sana con tu voz tu risa es mi misa y logras sin mi pero todas estas noches *vivo por ti EvnaDmitri* (Y sobas Nekrasova) mis torsidas lagrimas Igual a Maria Mi Daria the daria todo otra vez para verte bien as oído las buenas noticias? no en tele ni en cine no la fuente no el tigre voy a vivir por la ultima vez y va ser algo nuevo nieve de nubes rojas rotas y ramos y cuadros olvidados olvidate de mi si quieres intenta la tentacion sige las dos y van a cantar los besos de la luna y el sol pero era para ti lo vistes hoy, veda? que te dije? cada fantasma… te dije claramente cada fantasma que te molesto que te castigo que te canso tu triste cara caminaran adentro de Mi podiendo regresar en paz suprima paz entera Susperia Susperium Sur Sona Entiera su reyna su Rueda su Forma Pasa partando primavera por tus ojos por tus hermosos ojos Y Tu Bandera Maestra Eterna Te quiero te quiero te quiero Yours Truly- MARS
Marco Rueda
2024-04-09 05:42:16 +0000 UTCGeorge Floyd’s gay son is moving to New York. 🥰🥰
Osama Bin Latinx
2024-04-09 03:47:36 +0000 UTCDasha moving to middle age (laptop)
Daniel Clark
2024-04-09 03:41:51 +0000 UTCDonkey ladies ❤️ I really do appreciate you both and this thread
J
2024-04-09 03:41:19 +0000 UTCDisgusted by the selfish entitled American woman who wouldn’t even Sati herself after Kumar dies.
Osama Bin Latinx
2024-04-09 03:13:05 +0000 UTCHave you been to NYC?
Alan J. Cooper
2024-04-09 02:10:56 +0000 UTCThat girl with the Islamic pervert bf needs to get far, far away! You're risking getting merked!
Alan J. Cooper
2024-04-09 02:09:54 +0000 UTCThat caller who’s bf likes cutting her is fairly emblematic of the extent to which women will not take action or responsibility for things 😵💫. “Yeah my bf has deranged kinks and really hurts me during sex, what should I do?” Uhh 🙄 If you gotta ask the question, you already know the answer, sweetie. You don’t need your internet mommy and daddy to give you permission.
Ben Mckinnon
2024-04-09 01:18:26 +0000 UTCYes more long ass episodes like these thank you queens
benafflecksamazonpackages
2024-04-09 00:48:49 +0000 UTCIt would be amazing to hear you guys talk about the Fresh and Fit baby mama drama
Drew Piontek
2024-04-09 00:38:40 +0000 UTCDamn my questions never get answered
meowdy ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ
2024-04-09 00:27:40 +0000 UTCAll happy families are alike; each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.
Tony Ducks
2024-04-08 23:42:15 +0000 UTCMarry Matthew already 🙏
Sunshine Gerwin
2024-04-08 23:27:18 +0000 UTCTemp goes up AFTER you ovulate fyi
Bb ok
2024-04-08 23:10:11 +0000 UTCI love you girls so much. I'm so proud of you both. I humbly request you to review the book 'marriage a history', by Stephanie Coontz. Super interesting and super fem. It's a melancholic perspective and a call to of hope courage to femcells and other love and intrigue addicts. 🤭🤭🤭
mulledhair909
2024-04-08 23:01:45 +0000 UTCI’m fighting the urge to say which call was mine but girls fucking thank you lol for real
Canigetaxanax
2024-04-08 22:59:20 +0000 UTCHouse of tolerance is the best movie ever
Third Eye Lisa
2024-04-08 22:19:07 +0000 UTCOmg yall are both stroking me in both gay holes
meowdy ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ
2024-04-08 22:16:50 +0000 UTCAre the cops always outside your place?
tbag420
2024-04-08 22:14:52 +0000 UTCI specifically requested Ava Pearlman, guys.
Raphael
2024-04-08 21:26:53 +0000 UTCcould listen to that vocal fry for days
Patron
2024-04-08 21:05:13 +0000 UTCthank you mothers
notsuperprecious
2024-04-08 20:30:02 +0000 UTCGood afternoon to you too omg
Iris
2024-04-08 19:54:32 +0000 UTCSlow down, ladies. I can't keep up.
Brendan Taylor
2024-04-08 19:54:24 +0000 UTCThe eclipse made me gay (and retarded)
JjjacksonG
2024-04-08 19:52:05 +0000 UTCThx for the hard work girls
Jessica Jasso
2024-04-08 19:51:14 +0000 UTCthx <3
Shannon Lee
2024-04-08 19:50:35 +0000 UTCAnna K you work hard
Gorgeous
2024-04-08 19:50:34 +0000 UTC👌
OHH
2024-04-08 19:50:24 +0000 UTCAnother ep, we eating good
Gabriel A.
2024-04-08 19:49:34 +0000 UTCPosted before the eclipse is over in nyc🌙
G
2024-04-08 19:49:26 +0000 UTChello?!?!
Gabriel A.
2024-04-08 19:49:24 +0000 UTC
