Deep Deep in the bayous is creature....an illusive creature...called Doobige. He's not the last of his kind, but he is the biggest at 7ft tall. He's an Axolotl Dankus...also known as a North American Bong Monster.
Fortunaly for you and I, 25% of his Diet is pot plants, mountain dew, and Funyuns.
So if you see him on a full moon near all hallows eve offer him some munchies, and he may treat you to the best night or maybe week.. you'll never remember.....because his sweat, and cum contain concentrated THC.