Stickers And Masks

Hello patrons!

I sent out free stickers to some of the higher tier patrons earlier this year, and I'm sending masks out this weekend (for $20+ patrons, check the previous post I made a little earlier tonight).

As promised, I can finally offer the stickers and masks to all of you fine freaks. It took a little bit of effort to figure out how to do this, so I apologize for the delay. Basically, here's the deal: There's a hidden section in the DV store, not visible to the general public where the masks and stickers are. I'll provide a link to you so you can order them at cost. 

The price you see in the store is not the final price. For instance, the masks in the store are $9.99. You will only be paying $5.00, though. That is the price I myself am paying for the mask.

Likewise, the stickers are listed at $2.00, but you will only have to pay $1.00 (again, thats what it costs me)

In order to get the discount, add any and all the patreon-exclusive stuff you would like to your cart, and then use the promo code technogeekswithspreadsheets

Please don't share that promo code. I see all the orders coming in, so I'll know if there is some TOM FUCKERY going on :)

The link for promo code's is at the checkout page, near the top. 

I don't control the shipping charges. All of the orders are handled by a company (I'm not mailing them out myself). If you're ordering one $1.00 sticker, you'll be paying more in shipping, which is weird and I apologize. The more stickers you buy, the more reasonable the shipping charges seem, though. When I did a test order earlier, 1 sticker cost $3.50 for shipping, but each additional sticker only added a few cents to the total shipping cost.

Anyway, thanks for being patient! Enjoy the stickers and masks! 

As always, thanks LVL80CatLady for many of the sticker designs!!

Link to the stickeees and MAX: https://www.distortedview.com/store2/product-category/patreon/