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DV Physical Perk Coming Your Way

Healthy and plentiful semen production relies on a well-hydrated body.  Your creepy uncle Tim cares about you and wants you to have thick creamy loads, thats why he's sending Patrons at the $20 level one of these insulated bottles. They are emblazoned with a multi-color DV logo, to let the world know which podcast is keeping your jizz count high.

Bottles will be going out this week.

 Double-wall construction means that hot liquids can remain hot up to 12 hours while colder choices can last a full 48 hours; that’s two whole days. Furthermore, these bottles are condensation-proof - no sweating or slipping. Built to fit standard vehicle cup holders, the stainless steel sides are both scratch and fade resistant.

.: Spill-proof
.: Scratch and fade resistant
.: 22oz (0.65 l)
.: One size: 10.6" in height, 2.9" in width

DV Physical Perk Coming Your Way

Comments

Will this fit in my ass?

ColoCopies

Hey, Timmy boo. Just wanted to let you know you are at well over 4,000 shows total and that's what us Freaks and Patrons get. Very impressive.

cory alexander


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