October 2021 Update!

Hellooooo, and welcome to the NotAUpdate! As we do with all our monthly NotAUpdates, we want to thank our new patrons, let you know where to find all of our bonus content here on Patreon, and share our schedule for the coming month.

THANK YOU TO ALL OF OUR NEW PATRONS

We're delighted to welcome to the Patreon this month:

• Ser Justin, a Poor Fellow patron
• Lady Sappho, a Poor Fellow patron
• Lord Moncef, a Small Council patron
• Ser Arion, a Poor Fellow patron
• Ser Duncan, a Poor Fellow patron
• Ser Tibor, a Poor Fellow patron
• Lady Patricia, a Sparrow patron
• Ser Carson, a Poor Fellow patron
• Ser Sean, a Poor Fellow patron
• The severed head of a Targaryen prince rotting on the council walls, a Small Council patron
• Ser Zach, a Sworn Sword patron
• Ser Mathieu, a Poor Fellow patron
• Lady Natalie, a Poor Fellow patron
• Ser Cory, a Poor Fellow patron

Thank you to all of you for joining our Patreon! If we've gotten your name or title wrong, let us know as a comment, and we'd be happy to change it! 

OUR OCTOBER SCHEDULE

As with Arya, we're moving baby boy Bran around a bit in ASOS. Since his first chapter in the book is pretty slim, we're going to combine it into one episode with Bran II--which we will do when we get to Bran II! So here's what we'll be covering for the month:

• October 4: ASOS, Jon I ft. Micah General Release
• October 4: ASOS, Daenerys I Livecast
• October 11: ASOS, Daenerys I General Release
• October 11: ASOS, Davos II Livecast
• October 18: ASOS, Davos II General Release
• October 18: ASOS, Jaime II Livecast
• October 21: Patreon Episode #40 release for all $5+ patrons: we're doing David Lynch's Dune, just in time for the new one! 
• October 25: ASOS, Jaime II General Release
• October 25: ASOS, Tyrion II Livecast
• October 28: Fevre Dream, Chapter 22 for all $5+ patrons

FINDING NOTACAST PATREON EXCLUSIVE CONTENT

We know that Patreon's search function isn't helpful, so here are links to all of our bonus episodes  available for our $5/above patrons!

39 Bonus Episodes!

• Episode 1:  Why A DANCE WITH DRAGONS is better than A STORM OF SWORDS (Patreon Special Episode!)
• Episode 2:  The Fate of the White Knight (Will Barristan Selmy turncloak on Dany?)
• Episode 3: Why Is THE WINDS OF WINTER Taking So Goddamn Long?
• Episode 4:  A Burning Crown: The Endgame of King Stannis
• Episode 5:  Old Volantis, Doomed Volantis: The Past, Present and Future of the First Daughter of Valyria
• Episode 6:  The Hammer of Westeros: An Analysis of Robert Baratheon
• Episode 7:  Stump the Chumps, Part 1 (Mass Q&A)
• Episode 8:  Stump the Chumps, Part 2 "Amen Brother"  (Mass Q&A, part 2)
• Episode 9:  FIRE AND BLOOD, VOLUME ONE, Part 1: Aegon I - Jaehaerys I
• Episode 10:  FIRE AND BLOOD, VOLUME ONE, Part 2: "The Dying (or Dance) of the Dragons"
• Episode 11:  FIRE AND BLOOD, VOLUME ONE, Part 3: "The Regency of Aegon III"
• Episode 12:   FIRE AND BLOOD, VOLUME ONE, Part 4: "Stump the Chumps"
• Episode 13:  A Shadow of a Crown: Jon Snow and Young Griff
• Episode 14:  Winter Fell (Game of Thrones Season 8 predictions)
• Episode 15:  The Night Lamp
• Episode 16:  Curtain Call  (Game of Thrones S08 retrospective)
• Episode 17:  Whitewashed: Dany, Jon and Tyrion in Game of Thrones
• Episode 18:  We Should Start Back: AGOT in Review
• Episode 19:  Steamboat Georgie (Intro to FEVRE DREAM)
• Episode 20:  Changes (ASOIAF Ideas and Theories we've changed our minds on)
• Episode 21:  Botchmen (Our analysis of Zack Snyder's 2009 film WATCHMEN)
• Episode 22:  "Rise Again": A Complete Analysis of the Greyjoy Rebellion
• Episode 23: "The Stone is Strong": A Tour of Winterfell
• Episode 24: "Flag Day" : Our complete analysis of ASOIAF sigils and heraldry
• Episode 25: "Every Rose Has Its Thorns" (Analysis of House Tyrell)
• Episode 26: "Snowmen": Our Analysis of the Grand Northern Conspiracy
• Episode 27: "Sunflower": Our Complete Analysis of Renly Baratheon
• Episode 28: "The Second Coming, Part 1": The First of a Five-Part Analysis of 'The Forsaken'
• Episode 29: "The Second Coming, Part 2": The Second of a Five-Part Analysis of 'The Forsaken'
• Episode 30: "The Second Coming, Part 3": The Third of a Five-Part Analysis of 'The Forsaken'
• Episode 31: "The Second Coming, Part 4": The Fourth of a Five-Part Analysis of 'The Forsaken'
• Episode 32: "The Second Coming, Part 5": The Fifth and final part of our analysis of 'The Forsaken'
• Episode 33: "The New World" ft LukeIsAmazing: our analysis of the movie Kingdom of Heaven
• Episode 34: "Death of the Authors:" our analysis of the Pink Letter
• Episode 35: "Playing with Fire": our analysis of Game of Thrones' "Blackwater"
• Episode 36: "Frozen 2": our redux analysis of the A Game of Thrones Prologue
• Episode 37: "Already Dead": an analysis of Zack Snyder's Man of Steel
• Episode 38: "Bigger and Better": our full analysis of A Clash of Kings in total
• Episode 39: "Shooting and Praying": our analysis of the movie Waltz With Bashir

21 Fevre Dream Episodes!

• Chapter One: "Plans to Make"
• Chapter Two:  "The Red Thirst" 
• Chapter Three:  "Some Riverman's Dream" 
• Chapter Four: "First Catch"
• Chapter Five: "Let Joshua Sleep"
• Chapter Six: "Predators"
• Chapter Seven: "Working Vacation"
• Chapter Eight: "Night Vision"
• Chapter Nine: "River of Blood"
• Chapter Ten: "The Pleasure of Power"
• Chapter Eleven: "Coming Clean"
• Chapter Twelve: "Sick Suspicions"
• Chapter Thirteen: "An Astounding Man"
• Chapter Fourteen, Part 1: "I Am Legend, Part 1"
• Chapter Fourteen, Part 2: "I Am Legend, Part 2"
• Chapter Fifteen: "Trust Fall"
• Chapter Sixteen: "The Bloodmasters"
• Chapter Seventeen: "Inhuman"
• Chapter Eighteen: "The Morning After"
• Chapter Nineteen: "Trapped"
• Chapter Twenty: "Blood and Fire"
• Chapter Twenty-One: "Where is She??" 

14 Lord of the Rings Episodes!

• Part 1: Prologue & A Long-Expected Party (Prologue and Chapter 1)
• Part 2: The Shadow of the Past (Chapter 2)
• Part 3: Three is Company, Short Cut to Mushrooms, a Conspiracy Unmasked (Chapters 3-5)
• Part 4: The Old Forest, In the House of Tom Bombadil, Fog on the Barrow-Downs (Chapters 6-8)
• Part 5: At the Sign of the Prancing Pony & Strider (Chapters 9-10)
• Part 6: A Knife in the Dark & Flight to the Ford (Chapters 11-12)
• Part 7: Many Meetings & The Council of Elrond (Chapters 13-14)
• Part 8: The Ring Goes South, Journey in the Dark and the Bridge of Khazad-Dum (Chapters 15-17)
• Part 9: Lothlorien and The Mirror of Galadriel (Chapters 18-19)
• Part 10: Farewell to Lorien, The Great River and the Breaking of the Fellowship (Chapters 20-22)
• Part 11: The Departure of Boromir, The Riders of Rohan, The Uruk-Hai and Treebeard (Chapters 23-26)
• Part 12: The White Rider and the King of the Golden Hall (Chapters 27-28)
• Part 13: Helm's Deep, The Road to Isengard, Flotsam and Jetsam (Chapters 29-31)
• Part 14: The Voice of Saruman and The Palantir (Chapters 32-33)

QUESTIONS!

For our Sworn Sword and higher-level patrons, you have the opportunity to ask us questions. (Yay!) If you want to ask us questions as a Sworn Sword or higher-level patron, we'll have a special post for you all about a week after this one soliciting your very questions!

OUR STRETCH GOAL

Don't forget that if we hit our goal of 1,050 patrons, we'll be doing a series of episodes on Theon's released chapter from The Winds of Winter. So if you like what you hear here, tell your friends so we can unleash Jeff on that chapter! 

Thanks as always for listening and laughing with us. Much love, 

Jeff and Emmett