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Episode 42: A GAME OF THRONES, TYRION VI: "Blood Debts" SHOW NOTES!

Hello and welcome to the Not A Cast … podcast: the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire one chapter a week. I’m one of your hosts Jeff better known as BryndenBFish. 

And I’m your other host Emmett, better known as PoorQuentyn. 

Welcome to our forty-second episode of the Not A Cast entitled: “Blood Debts: An Analysis of AGOT, Tyrion VI,” in which Tyrion reveals his brutal backstory to his new friend Bronn before making a bunch of new friends among the locals. This episode is brought to you by our Small Council: Hand of the King WolfmanZack, Grand Maester Timothy W, Jancy O, Lady Commander of the Night’s Watch, Lords Commander of the Kingsguard Mark N, Lord Travis the Investigator, Master of Ships, Archmaester June, Healer of the Lesser Poxes, and Ragged Michael, Warden of the North. Thank you ladies and gentlemen! 

Spoiler warning: All published books - 5 novels, 3 Dunk and Egg novellas, histories, interviews, TWOW sample chapters, as well as Game of Thrones the TV show. Anything and everything! Also, this chapter has frank discussions of sexual assault and rape in it. We will endeavor to treat these matters with the sensitivity they require, but we don’t want anyone to get blindsided by our discussion of it.

Question

Ser Josh B, a Sworn Sword asks:

Hey Guys, I just got caught up with the current episodes over the holiday, and I wanted to expand on Manu’s question about the Battle of Ice & the Battle of Fire in TWOW that you answered at the beginning of episode 39. I think there are two of three other conflicts that need to be looked at also. First we have Aegon & the Golden Co battle for Storms End (probably in Jon Con chapter between Arianne I & II). Next there is the sea battle between Euron / the Ironborn vs. the Tyrells / Redwynes (hinted at in the ADWD epilogue & the Forsaken chapters). Lastly we may see (as I think you have discussed before) in the TWOW prologue a battle in the Westerlands between the Lannisters escorting Edmure T. & Jayne W. to Casterly Rock vs. Brotherhood w/out Banners / Stoneheart / the Blackfish (the wolf pack? etc) I think you covered a lot of this in the Patreon episode about why (you think)TWOW was delayed. Have you seen the analysis of what TWOW might look like done but AdmiralKird in his video: “How Can The Winds of Winter fit into The Winds of Winter.?” regarding the limits of keeping TWOW to one book. If we can agree on the general analysis he does and if we have approximately 79 chapters to play around with . . .

How many chapters will be spent on these 4 to 5 battles (including published preview chapters)???

(ICE: 3-5?; FIRE: 6+?; Storm Lands: 3-5?; Euron’s Sea Battle: 2-4?; Westerlands: 1) That could be a quart of the book without any POVs from our “main characters” all of our various Starks / Lannisters/ Danny (& supporting cast: Sam / Davos/ Mel / Areo). (I’m sorry this is probably way too big of a topic for a regular show question, but I’ve been thinking a lot about what to expect in TWOW & Manu’s question got me thinking.)

Summary

Tyrion and Bronn take refuge off the high road and prepare for a long, cold night in the mountains. But Tyrion is acting all Tyrion-like, gathering firewood for the evening. And Bronn is acting all Bronn-like wondering what the fuck Tyrion is doing thinking to start a fire. He wants to survive the journey, not get himself killed by the Mountain Clansmen.

And how do you hope to do that, Tyrion asks, looking for more firewood.

Well, Bronn hopes to sneak his way through the high road, riding hard by night and sheltering during the day. Sounds like a good plan, right? Ha, no. Tyrion retorts that they’ll end up taking their horses over cliffs or killing them in the process. And they aren’t going to last long on foot. Oh, and the clans almost certainly know they’re here. So, Bronn, you’ll end up dying, and Tyrion won’t bury him if he dies. So, go hunt Bronn and bring back some supper, will you?

Bronn threatens to abandon Tyrion by his fire, but Tyrion is unalarmed. While Bronn would let Tyrion die if he saw profit in it, the dwarf is much more valuable alive. In essence, if Bronn lets Tyrion die, he won’t get paid. And Bronn’s gotta get paid. Tyrion saw that when Bronn stood for him at his Trial by Combat. 

Duty, honor, friendship, what’s that to you? No, don’t trouble yourself, we both know the answer. Still, you’re not stupid. Once we reached the Vale, Lady Stark had no more need of you... but I did, and the one thing the Lannisters have never lacked for is gold. When the moment came to toss the dice, I was counting on your being smart enough to know where your best interest lay. Happily for me, you did.

Bronn grumbles a bit before saying, okay, sure, yeah. He’s Tyrion’s man, but he ain’t no toady. Of course you aren’t Bronn. But if Bronn was ever tempted to betray Tyrion by selling him out, the dwarf would match the price any of his would-be enemies would offer him.

Bronn heads off to hunt and returns with a goat. The boys roast it over a fire and enjoy it. Oh, and Tyrion, BTW, what’s your plan for keeping us alive when the Mountain Clansmen come? Oh, about that. Tyrion doesn’t have a plan. He just has a hope. He’s going to roll the dice again with their lives as the stake. And what if they somehow survive their journey? What will Tyrion do then?

“Oh, a whore and a featherbed and a flagon of wine, for a start.” Tyrion held out his trencher, and Bronn filled it with meat. “And then to Casterly Rock or King’s Landing, I think. I have some questions that want answering, concerning a certain dagger.”  

Wait, Tyrion wasn’t behind the dagger attack against Bran? Of course he wasn’t, you puddle of illiteracy. 

Tyrion wonders where the clansmen are, and Bronn thinks they suspect a trap. So, Tyrion starts to whistle The Seasons of My Love. You see this was a tune that Tyrion was intimately familiar with. The first girl he ever slept with sang the song to him. And now, we get perhaps the most significant part of Tyrion’s backstory: his marriage to Tysha. 

Some thirteen or so years before Tyrion was on the high road with Bronn, Jaime and Tyrion were riding in the Westerlands when they came across a girl who was under attack by men. Jaime chased the men off and rode after to pursue. Meanwhile, Tyrion comforted the girl, bathing and feeding her in a nearby inn. There, he learned her name. Tysha: a crofter’s daughter. And he lost his virginity to her. She lost hers to him too. And after, she sang Seasons of My Love.

And then the bombshell. Tyrion didn’t just bed Tysha. He married her. Bronn is in disbelief. A Lannister of Casterly Rock married a crofter’s daughter? Absurdly enough, Tyrion did, having bribed a septon to officiate. But then Tywin found out, he meted out a horrific punishment on Tyrion for his “crime.” And because I am firmly in the camp that believe that Tywin is one of the worst people in all of ASOIAF, and that his crimes too often get overlooked by the fandom. And furthermore, I believe that crimes of Tywin’s magnitude should not be papered over, here’s Tyrion’s full-account of what happened:

“First he made my brother tell me the truth. The girl was a whore, you see. Jaime arranged the whole affair, the road, the outlaws, all of it. He thought it was time I had a woman. He paid double for a maiden, knowing it would be my first time. After Jaime had made his confession, to drive home the lesson, Lord Tywin brought my wife in and gave her to his guards. They paid her fair enough. A silver for each man, how many whores command that high a price? He sat me down in the corner of the barracks and bade me watch, and at the end she had so many silvers the coins were slipping through her fingers and rolling on the floor, she...” The smoke was stinging his eyes. Tyrion cleared his throat and turned away from the fire, to gaze out into darkness. “Lord Tywin had me go last,” he said in a quiet voice. “And he gave me a gold coin to pay her, because I was a Lannister, and worth more.”

It’s so utterly wretched and evil what Tywin did Tysha. We’ll talk a bit more about Tyrion’s more complex role in this awful affair, but Tywin: fuck you from the bottom of both Emmett’s and my heart. 

But now Tyrion is sleepy. Bronn says he’ll take first watch. As Tyrion sleeps, he has a nightmare about the sky cell. He awakens to Bronn’s urgent, low voice. Shadows approach from around the campsite. The Mountain Clansmen have arrived.

Tyrion offers to share the goat that they’re eating, but one of the clansmen tells Tyrion that it’s their goat, their mountain. Tyrion asks who they are.

When you meet your gods, say it was Gunthor son of Gurn of the Stone Crows who sent you to them.

The clansman draws his knife, and Shagga, son of Dolf, joins the other clansman. Tyrion introduces himself, stating that he’ll pay the clansmen for the goat. They have silver. Well, that silver belongs to the clansmen though and so too the horses, their armor and swords. They only have their lives to pay with. And how would Tyrion like to die?

In my own bed, with a belly full of wine and a maiden’s mouth around my cock at the age of eighty, Tyrion snarks.

Gotta hand it to Tyrion. He is brave. And the clansmen recognize his bravery and wit. They’ll keep Tyrion alive, but Bronn will die. Bronn prepares to defend himself, but Tyrion starts talking again, talking about how the clansmen aren’t brave, and their weapons are shit. His father’s blacksmiths can shit better steel than they currently own.

Shagga gets pissed at Tyrion, threatening to chop off Tyrion’s manhood and feed it to the goats (we will hear Shagga say this a time or two), but Gunthor would hear Tyrion out. Will Tyrion give the clansmen swords, lances and mail?

All that and more, Gunthor, son of Gurn. I will give you the Vale of Arryn.

And wham-bam that is AGOT, Tyrion VI: talk about a fucking knock-out of a chapter. Really, Tyrion’s best chapter yet. And maybe, just maybe I’m changing my mind a little. It may be my favorite Tyrion chapter in AGOT. But we’ll see when we get to Tyrion VIII. I do love a good ASOIAF battle chapter. What did you think, Emmett?

Depth

So, yeah, this is probably my favorite Tyrion chapter in AGOT. I loved the last one in the Eyrie, we got the Tywin intro and the Battle of the Green Fork coming up in later Tyrion chapters, but there’s just something about the tone of Tyrion VI that puts it over the top. Or rather, tones, because for me this chapter is a great example of how to shift between tones. It starts off very jocular and fun, with Tyrion and Bronn trading banter as they await the clans, but then it turns very dramatic and ugly and sad with the Tysha backstory. The confrontation with the clans that closes the chapter could be said to combine the two, as the dialogue is once again humorous but the stakes have been raised considerably. I love how GRRM balances all this, demonstrating how comfortable he is with Tyrion’s headspace. 

Foreshadowing/Groundwork

In ACOK, we see the fallout of Tyrion’s decision to arm the Mountain Clansmen when at a small council session, Littlefinger reports on what’s happening in the Vale:

Littlefinger stroked the neat spike of his beard. "Lysa has woes of her own. Clansmen raiding out of the Mountains of the Moon, in greater numbers than ever before . . . and better armed."
"Distressing," said Tyrion Lannister, who had armed them.

It’s not that I have any real love for Lysa, but who are the victims of Tyrion arming the Mountain Clansmen? Not Lysa and her toadies. They can sit high atop the Giant’s Lance, doing their foolishness in the Eyrie. 

No, it’s the smallfolk and travelers moving through the high road that are casualties to Tyrion’s need for vengeance as the villagers will tell Sandor and Arya in ASOS:

“There's the clans as well. The Burned Men are fearless since Timett One-Eye came back from the war. And half a year ago, Gunthor son of Gurn led the Stone Crows down on a village not eight miles from here. They took every woman and every scrap of grain, and killed half the men. They have steel now, good swords and mail hauberks, and they watch the high road—the Stone Crows, the Milk Snakes, the Sons of the Mist, all of them.” 

And of course, there’s that theory that Emmett and I are both fond of: that there will be an attack on the Vale at some point in TWOW when the clansmen try to take the prize they were promised by Tyrion. Damn, Tyrion. Just damn. When the high lords play their game of thrones, right?

Bronn snorted. “You have a bold tongue, little man. One day someone is like to cut it out and make you eat it.”
“Everyone tells me that.”

Shout out to our buddy Hamfast and the Quiet Lion theory!

“I’ve no doubt you’d betray me as quick as you did Lady Stark, if you saw a profit in it. If the day ever comes when you’re tempted to sell me out, remember this, Bronn—I’ll match their price, whatever it is.”

But of course, Tyrion can’t match Tywin’s price, because Tyrion gets his money from Tywin.

In-depth Discussion

Will we ever meet Tysha in the narrative? Is she the kind of backstory character that is bound to pop up in the modern day at some point (like Howland Reed), or the kind that remains firmly in the backstory (like....Ashara Dayne oh god is chloe listening)?

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