Chapter 809 : The Best Actor!
Added 2024-11-26 16:48:27 +0000 UTCEagle chuckled seeing how worried Shikaku was and flickered away. Not wanting to entertain any more unconventional ideas Fujin might get and want to implement with his permission, Shikaku didn't bother communicating with Fujin by himself. He no longer wanted to discuss anything about this matter with Fujin.
Alone in his office, Shikaku thought, ‘His performance against Sunagakure and Otogakure forces and his recent achievements as a commander have caused people to overlook that his real expertise is in hunting down isolated squads. Sunagakure's terrifying ambush squads will be easy pickings for him.
I can't even imagine what that boy would do if I didn't send explicit orders to stop and not do anything. I still have to deal with this Kumogakure mess. Iwagakure is looking for a weak spot in our defenses too. I don't want to deal with Sunagakure at the same time if there's no need.’
His expression became serious as he thought, ‘Even though our forces have recovered to a great extent, there is no need to start the Fourth Great Ninja War just yet. Now is not the time for a war. Instead, it's time to take Konoha's military might to the next level.
As long as we can maintain peace for another 5-6 years, we can raise a new batch of elites from the ninjas who graduated in the last 8 years. If we raise around 1,500 new elite ninjas it'll be a game changer for Konoha. Not to mention, this time will be sufficient for Fujin to mature completely.
Along with any new geniuses that would appear in this time, we could become as strong as we were before the start of the Second Great Ninja War! That said…’
Shikaku sighed tired yet again. It was a lot of work. He thought, ‘Luckily, this isn't my work. Lord Third and Lady Tsunade can focus on it. Hmm, maybe Fujin will play a role too since the orphans in his compound will be a part of this next generation of elite ninjas. Regardless, I'll have nothing to do with it!’
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While Fujin marched towards the Land of Wind, Shikaku contemplated the future and the two negotiation teams quickly worked on finalizing the terms, two individuals met on the outskirts of Tanzaku town. One of them extended her palms towards the other's arms and emitted a green light.
Suddenly, both individuals retreated as several shurikens landed between them. They turned their heads to see Amachi on a branch. Orochimaru's expression became grave. He asked, “What is the meaning of this? Coming here and betraying me… Tsunade!”
With a crazed expression, he continued, “What led you to such a decision, Tsunade? To try and kill me!”
With Kabuto dead, Amachi, Orochimaru's next best medical ninja accompanied him. Orochimaru had met with Tsunade a week ago. Their meeting was quite similar to what had happened in the original story. While Orochimaru was undoubtedly in a worse condition and under great stress, he did well to hide it and used Tsunade's hemophobia to ensure that she wouldn't make a move against him.
Naruto's battle with her was a bit different due to Naruto learning supercharged Wind jutsus. Unfortunately, it made no difference against a monster like Tsunade.
Coming back to the present, Orochimaru looked at Tsunade's conflicted expression and said, “Tsunade, I really did intend to bring them back to life…”
Cutting him off, Tsunade muttered, “It's merely the Edo Tensei jutsu… Do you think I can't learn the jutsu that my Granduncle created? However, that's not the way the two of them would accept to be revived…”
Edo Tensei needed a sacrifice to be used. And, in order to sustain it over a long time, even more sacrifices would be required. With their morales, neither Dan nor Nawaki would accept living in such a manner. As much as Tsunade wanted to see them, she wouldn't insult their memories and wishes in such a manner.
She glanced at Orochimaru and said, “I had higher expectations from you, Orochimaru. After all these years, all you can do is just copy that forbidden technique. No wonder you are in such a state. You've fallen too much.”
Memories of being forced to escape from Konoha, the Land of Rice and the Land of Hot Water surfaced in Orochimaru's mind upon hearing Tsunade's insults. The last month had been extremely rough on him.
His expression hardened as he said, “The negotiations have failed… Too bad… Now I'll just…”
Once again, he was cut off by Tsunade, who calmly said, “Since your subordinate saved you from dying easily and painlessly, I'll have to do it the hard way.”
The next moment, Tsunade disappeared and appeared above Orochimaru. Both Orochimaru and Amachi retreated as Tsunade changed the terrain in the blink of an eye!
She glanced at Orochimaru and said, “Come on, Orochimaru! Let me see how well you can fight in your current condition.”
Orochimaru chuckled and said, “Come to think of it, we haven't fought before, have we?”
Tsunade replied, “Indeed!”
Amachi asked, “Are you planning on fighting her today?”
Orochimaru ignored his question and advised, “Don't be careless. If she hits you, it's over.”
Amachi chuckled and replied, “It'll be interesting to see how this body holds up against one of three Legendary ninjas!”
To Tsunade's surprise, Amachi's body started transforming! Green scales appeared on his skin as he transformed from a shady-looking human into something similar to a fishman. With a maniacal grin, he arrogantly said, “This is the Kaima form I developed. Even a Sannin can't damage me in this state!”
Tsunade muttered, “Makes sense that you are his subordinate. You're even weirder than him. Regardless…”
Tsunade's figure disappeared as she rapidly moved towards Amachi. Amachi suddenly spread his arms and the scales on his body began moving.
‘Scale Senbon jutsu’
Dozens of sharp scales flew out at high speeds towards Tsunade. Due to their numbers, it wouldn't be easy for a normal ninja to dodge it easily. However, he wasn't facing a normal ninja. And, compared to Kabuto, Amachi's strength was lacking by a huge margin. Tsunade dodged them easily as she continued moving forward.
Amachi grabbed a scalpel and said, “Impressive! As expected of one of the Sannins! However, this is it!”
He swung his scalpel towards Tsunade, who muttered, “Too slow…”
Her fist moved towards Amachi's head. However, before she could reach him, Amachi changed the direction of his scalpel and sliced his left palm! Blood spurted from the cut and sprayed on unsuspecting Tsunade, who immediately froze!
An evil grin appeared on Amachi's face as Tsunade shivered and fell to the ground. Terror was visible on her face. He said, “Come on, did you actually think I'd be arrogant enough to take someone like you head-on? Especially when you have such a huge weakness?”
Orochimaru suddenly appeared next to Tsunade and said, “To confront me by yourself despite Jiraiya being present here. I truly wonder what you were thinking, Tsunade. Now, you'll heal me irrespective of whether you wan…”
Orochimaru suddenly stopped moving towards Tsunade. His words stayed stuck in his throat as well, as he saw a fist coming straight at his face! At such a short range, he couldn't evade. It landed on target and sent Orochimaru flying for over a hundred meters!
At the same time, Amachi was stunned as well. He was so shocked and terrified that he couldn't even move! He could only stutter, “H… How??? You should be…”
Amachi couldn't believe what his eyes were seeing. The one who hit Orochimaru was none other than Tsunade! Despite being covered in blood, she still moved and attacked at her full strength!
As her fist moved towards Amachi again, she exclaimed, “Figure that out in hell!”
Much like Orochimaru, Amachi didn't have much of a chance to dodge at such close range. While he wasn't caught by surprise like Orochimaru, he was too slow compared to Tsunade. Her fist landed on his chest before he could make any move.
Instead of flying away, a massive hole opened up at the center of his chest. Cracks spread through that hole as Amachi screamed in terror and pain. The spread along his chest and eventually, his upper body, consisting of his head, neck and upper half of his chest, tore away and was sent flying while his remaining body fell to the ground.
Without giving him a second glance, Tsunade flickered towards the direction in which Orochimaru had flown. She stopped when she heard a maniacal laughter echoing through the area!
“Hahaha hahaha!” Orochimaru's condition was beyond terrible. His face was bloodied! He could feel that even his skull had been fractured! Yet, he laughed like a madman. Finally, he glanced at Tsunade and asked, “When did you cure your hemophobia?”
Tsunade indifferently replied, “When do you think?”
Her reply surprised Orochimaru, who immediately felt something was off. His eyes widened as he realized, “Could it be? No, it can't all be an act. You definitely had hemophobia after Dan died. That can't be faked. However…”
It suddenly clicked in his mind and disbelief appeared on his face!
[A/N: A slight twist to canon here. Hope you guys enjoyed it. More details in the next chapter :)]
[A/N: Next chapter (probably): When Gods want you dead, what can mortals do?]
Comments
When Gods want you dead, what can mortals do? Damn, that’s a crazy title 😬😆
Greedsmith
2025-02-09 15:27:24 +0000 UTCYeah 😅
Devil Hex
2025-01-20 15:44:53 +0000 UTCso the previous chapter counts as today's chapter haha
Joel Chavez
2025-01-20 15:16:21 +0000 UTCUgh, I accidentally unlocked this instead of the previous one 🤐
Devil Hex
2025-01-20 09:32:13 +0000 UTCI'll check. Ty for letting me know
Devil Hex
2025-01-20 09:31:24 +0000 UTCWhy is this chapter unlocked but not the previous one?
Joel Chavez
2025-01-20 01:16:04 +0000 UTCaww, now I just need another hundred more chapters 😈
Jack Nathaniel Mikhail
2024-11-28 00:33:43 +0000 UTC“Pain kills Kakashi, while Tsunade survives” are u sure it is objective comparison? Pain was trying to destroy the village, not to directly attack Tsunade, while he was focusing on killing Kakashi for multiple times. Are u sure Pain killed Kakashi? Kakashi fooled Pain, and survived his last attack. He was dead only because he used Kamui to save Chouji and he fully exhausted his chakra reserves. If Pain focused on killing Tsunade he would not face any problem.
Disa
2024-11-27 18:00:35 +0000 UTCI think Tsunade has soul defences as well seeing as her boyfriend was an expert in it
Kelevra
2024-11-27 16:49:10 +0000 UTC45 sec
Devil Hex
2024-11-27 16:15:14 +0000 UTC1 long-range techniques: the only reason why we don't see it in the canon is that she fights twice: against Pain who absorbs chakra so it would have been useless and against Madara, against whom all the kage used their specialty by dividing the roles, so it wouldn't have made sense since he excels in other things (support and taijutsu), after all ay didn't use ranged techniques either, and onoki didn't fight hand to hand. Tsunade is an S-rank ninja with the chakra of a senju, AT THE LEAST she can overload a couple of A-rank ninjutsu, this just never been worth it. 2: against Orochimaru she was blocked by hemophobia, not by the inability to throw fireballs. 3: kakashi has MUCH less chakra and doesn't have great mastery of kamui, if he didn't kill her in 2 minutes he is dead. He basically reaches the rank that tsunade had at 20 years old at the end of Shippuden. 4: the only objective comparison we can make between the two comes from the only enemy they both faced. And Pain kills Kakashi, while Tsunade survives (if she hadn't had to treat everyone she probably wouldn't have even gone into a coma)
Antonio Fazio
2024-11-27 15:36:44 +0000 UTCEta
Qt4x_
2024-11-27 15:30:00 +0000 UTCI think Kakashi beats her in all cases if it is 1 vs 1. Only her summon would be a problem. In terms of speed Kakashi is way better, with Sharingan any of her move is read. So, in close range, she can do nothing. In the long and middle range, she has no decent techniques (otherwise we have seen it in canon), except Katsuya spiting acid. She had an opportunity to use long and middle range techniques against Orochimaru. We know how versatile Kakashi is in terms of techniques. So, he can find a way to counter a slug and stab her with Chidori. After knowing that she can recover, he can end her with Kamui.
Disa
2024-11-27 13:41:29 +0000 UTCanyway, didn't orochimaru need it? nothing else nearly died there
Antonio Fazio
2024-11-27 13:26:27 +0000 UTCkakashi from tsunade takes them. I repeat, you underestimate her.
Antonio Fazio
2024-11-27 13:25:13 +0000 UTCIn canon, probably at that time Kishimoto did not know that Orochimaru has the form of a giant Snake. I think he made it up later. Or maybe he did not need it, since he had Manda on his side, and did not want to leave a body of his host. My main idea was that she is the weakest Sanin, and weakest Kage at her time. Her popularity and title sanin was given her for her exceptional medical performances in and outside of a battlefield. As I said before she is great in a team (as support ninja). But, 1 vs 1, her power is overestimated. Kages like Onoki and A would clap her easily, while Gara and Terumi might struggle. Even Shippuden Kakashi claps her. I do not know how she can counter Kamui, if he transfers half of her body to Kamui dimension . I think there is a limit for her healing abilities.
Disa
2024-11-27 13:13:55 +0000 UTCfurthermore, to move into a new body he needs the latter to have his seal. something that no one else has in the area.
Antonio Fazio
2024-11-27 13:00:17 +0000 UTCsasuke was not a medical ninja who specialized in fighting poisons
Antonio Fazio
2024-11-27 12:58:58 +0000 UTCaside from the fact that I doubt he can take that form now or he would have taken it in canon against jiraya. But even more so, paralyzing it seems impossible to me
Antonio Fazio
2024-11-27 12:58:02 +0000 UTCNo, poison is just to paralyse her for couple of seconds. So, when he is in the form of giant snake, his blood evaporates in the air and paralyses everybody in the range. Even Sasuke with his three tomoe Sharingan did not notice it. After paralysing, he could just take her body and transfer his soul using Living Corpse Reincarnation (Tsunade has no Sharingan to counter as Sasuke).
Disa
2024-11-27 12:54:17 +0000 UTCNo poison will beat Tsunade
Kelevra
2024-11-27 12:39:13 +0000 UTCalso do you really think I don't have a way to get rid of the poison? A person who created a technique with which he can literally passively heal himself?
Antonio Fazio
2024-11-27 12:39:12 +0000 UTCyes, but he used it when he had both hands. it is an incontrovertible fact that in these same physical conditions he would have lost to a drugged jiraya with no ninjutsu. And anyway Tsunade just has to survive long enough to find a cure, I remind you that Sakura cures Kankuro in a minute eh.
Antonio Fazio
2024-11-27 12:36:57 +0000 UTCMust just have been that good then 🤝
Kelevra
2024-11-27 11:55:16 +0000 UTCI think Tsunade had not been sick at all and pretended (plot twist)
Disa
2024-11-27 11:36:11 +0000 UTCIt was never said, that she is immune for poison. It was only said that she found the antidotes for the Chiyo poisons. So, even if she can block her nose (with medical jutsus), her skin cannot block it. So, I remember, from the fight against Sasuke, Orochimaru used a poison that cannot be detected. So, when Tsunade tries to hit him in the close range, he might have used it. Regarding his summon Manda, I think he does not need it. if you remember Shippuden, his true form (White Snake) is already enormous like a big summon with many heads, Itachi countered it with Totsuka.
Disa
2024-11-27 11:33:33 +0000 UTCOver 1.5k words 🥲
Devil Hex
2024-11-27 11:31:40 +0000 UTCthe only reason you think tsunade doesn't have long range attacks is that she's never had to use them, after all you don't get to that level without having ninjutsu. Tsunade is underestimated only because she only fought Pain and Madara Edotensei, who I don't think would have made Orochimaru or Jiraya look better. Orochimaru here is literally without hands and without manda, and I remind you that he needed manda to draw against a drugged jiraya and incapable of using chakra correctly.
Antonio Fazio
2024-11-27 11:17:31 +0000 UTCPoison against tsunade? You re joking
Antonio Fazio
2024-11-27 11:11:49 +0000 UTCI really enjoy seeing you deviate from the main story and making into your own. Keep it up, you're doing great! <3
LuNaR
2024-11-27 07:59:08 +0000 UTCIn my opinion, even in this condition, 1 vs 1 (if Jiraya do not arrive), Orochimaru can win Tsunade with minor injuries in a tough fight (or without any injuries, if we consider his technique to change the bodies). Orochimaru can transform to White Snake (his form when he fought against Sasuke and Itachi). I do not know how Tsunade can counter it. Among all three Sanins, she is the weakest. I have to admit that she is excellent as a support ninja in a team. But, in cases like 1 vs 1 she is weak. Even if she has raw power, there is no speed, no long range attacks (only her summon might perform it). Her best techniques are her summon and healing. So, I think Orochimaru wins using poison. Her technique to self heal should not counter poison.
Disa
2024-11-27 07:06:42 +0000 UTCOr Jiraiya
Kelevra
2024-11-27 06:21:58 +0000 UTCSo fujin transformed as tsunade hence way the chap is called the best actor?
Melegant
2024-11-27 01:01:15 +0000 UTCDamn that felt like a short charter 🥲🥲
Kelevra
2024-11-26 19:02:16 +0000 UTCNah
Antonio Fazio
2024-11-26 18:35:09 +0000 UTCFind out next time on Dragon…uhh I mean next chapter ;)
Mersh
2024-11-26 17:33:05 +0000 UTCWhen did she get rid of her fear of blood?
Chopper4ever
2024-11-26 17:25:10 +0000 UTCIs this Fujin vs oro round 3?
T5p6
2024-11-26 17:14:37 +0000 UTCGood job on the summarization of Naruto and Tsunade encounter.
Mersh
2024-11-26 17:11:14 +0000 UTCShikaku - “and i’ll have nothing to do with it!”. who’s gonna tell him 💀
StinkyFard
2024-11-26 16:50:52 +0000 UTC