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P024 Jolene the Destroyer

Added 2025-02-13 16:52:08 +0000 UTC

So this is a bit of an odd duck, concept-wise, but the tl;dr is Big Pretty Wild West Woman.

The long of the story is that, since the world of FUTUREFUNK is made in-universe from the fiction of the present day, certain characters and themes are going to be represented there. Enter the Dolly Parton song "Jolene", about a woman pleading for Jolene, who is way More than the singer is, not to steal her man away from her. The internet has continued that song, writing over-the-top verses that play up Jolene's beauty, size, and danger. The song and its continuations have manifested in FUTUREFUNK as an actual larger-than-life woman: Jolene the Destroyer. Jolene goes from town to town, breaking hearts and buildings and whatever else dares stand against her superiority. There will always be a few who try, though, including this hen before her, begging her not to take her man.

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