Mouthwatering Mal-Meat
Added 2018-07-24 21:56:19 +0000 UTC"Oh darn, we came all the way out here, and didn't bring enough meat for the cookout!"
"Um, what are you talking about? Two pigs are plenty."
"We're gonna need some more."
"I'm telling you. Two whole pigs. Seriously."
"Come on guys, think. Were are we gonna get enough meat to last the weekend?"
"Those things could feed us over a WEEK! ...wait, what are- HEY! LET GO!!
"This piggy's got a lot of fight in her ❤"
"I'M NOT A FREAKIN' P- wait. NO! Put that spit down, put-GYAAAH!!! DON'T SLIDE IT UP MY ASS! I'M NOT MEAT!! OW! I'M NOT-Mgh-Mhgheeuuah--...
"Yay! Our trip is saved!"
Poor Mal. Can't catch a break~ e//v//e It's tough being so smol and downright tasty-looking. Getting roasted alive like this is humiliating. She gets no more consideration than an actual pig would.
Not to worry, her pals are great cooks. Mal can relax knowing that she'll make a decadent, savory and filling meal by sundown... ❤
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This is a drawing for Uri, for an old Patreon reward tier :D It features the petite Malyna's Mal as the main course of this camping trip~
