982 - Law & Order: Chapo Victims Unit, Part 2 (10/30/25)
Added 2025-10-31 02:02:01 +0000 UTCChapo Victims Unit officers Lt. Copen “Dutch” Hagen, Dr. “Venom” Cap Jackson, and Lt. Columbot continue their investigation into a series of child murders in Neo-Islamabad. Dr. Cap Jackson takes the case to trial as Lts. Hagen and Columbot race against time to rustle up the evidence against the nefarious real estate consortium trying to buy up lower Manhattan. All while a terrifying new drug hits the streets: the kids are calling it “OAF.”
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Chapo Victims Unit officers Lt. Copen “Dutch” Hagen, Dr. “Venom” Cap Jackson, and Lt. Columbot continue their investigation into a series of child murders in Neo-Islamabad. Dr. Cap Jackson takes the case to trial as Lts. Hagen and Columbot race against time to rustle up the evidence against the nefarious real estate consortium trying to buy up lower Manhattan. All while a terrifying new drug hits the streets: the kids are calling it “OAF.”
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Comments
Never comment I just want to add this two-parter was so good
Adama
2025-11-09 04:10:13 +0000 UTCSearch Tabletop Game Theory
Scott
2025-11-07 17:08:36 +0000 UTCwhere can I find more of them doing this? I've heard they have done stuff like this in the past.
Jordan A Patten
2025-11-07 15:39:08 +0000 UTCLooked like cult, CoC and another I can’t remember
Clifton Whittaker
2025-11-07 03:34:16 +0000 UTCI desperately need more of these, such a cool fusion of several table top systems into what can only be described as barely controlled chaos.
Clifton Whittaker
2025-11-07 03:33:56 +0000 UTCIs the country Sufi lawyer Tim Heidecker?
Braeden Burge
2025-11-06 23:56:14 +0000 UTChot damn Hesse's last line
Austin Williams
2025-11-06 20:11:11 +0000 UTCI have listened to these episodes 3 times now- I need more lmao
Steven
2025-11-06 17:00:00 +0000 UTCI am seriously thinking of learning how to animate just to make clips of these guys
Steven
2025-11-06 16:59:36 +0000 UTCI love the RPG episodes so much, Mashallah 🙏 it’s been a while
sneep
2025-11-06 12:44:55 +0000 UTCJohn Rocker’s racist tweet seems like he’s just plagiarizing Chapo Victims Unit…
Michael Sova
2025-11-06 11:29:07 +0000 UTCIt's been a few days since I listened to this episode and my mind can't escape *Alhamdulilah* with a southern twang - can we please get the trial scenes in like a youtube video?
Don Friðrik Ólafsson
2025-11-06 09:00:58 +0000 UTChesse being given the power to go go gadget Literally anything was such a terrible idea, 10 outta 10
bruce
2025-11-05 23:35:39 +0000 UTCThey’re definitely just making this up as they go… the game included, right???
Crow Vendetta
2025-11-05 20:23:47 +0000 UTCJust replaying the Silwa scene over and over
Clifton Whittaker
2025-11-05 18:04:52 +0000 UTC1:14:30 “… who I had to kill during emission”
Andrew
2025-11-05 15:03:26 +0000 UTCthis is fucking banging
Matt Dear
2025-11-05 12:42:54 +0000 UTCI’m begging for more episodes of this
Snoo
2025-11-05 07:46:27 +0000 UTCGo go gadget enjoy podcast
Dongo
2025-11-05 02:57:27 +0000 UTCThe pregnant dog notebook scene with columbot is CINEMATIC I love it Lool
Dongo
2025-11-05 02:57:06 +0000 UTCYo SIIIIICK Ezra cameo!
T4Tina
2025-11-05 02:43:27 +0000 UTCloving the episodes so far but if the honking horns in the background could be taken out they are kind of alarming if I'm listening while I'm driving
Coltrane
2025-11-05 00:19:14 +0000 UTCThey dragged poor Matt in only to blow him away 30 seconds later
I am become reply guy
2025-11-04 23:42:27 +0000 UTCThis became my favorite mini-series, so good 🔥
Brian Jenkins
2025-11-04 22:18:47 +0000 UTCYeah I couldn’t tell. Does it have to do with 9 11 conspiracy theories or something?
Jwood
2025-11-04 19:23:16 +0000 UTCPlease consider bringing these fools back for another mini campaign. Incredibly funny throughout.
The Hammer Man
2025-11-04 06:21:09 +0000 UTCThis shits cracked me the fuck up. Very creative. I think Hesse might’ve won.
M Varnzo
2025-11-04 02:10:42 +0000 UTCDutch Copenhagen
TangiePower
2025-11-04 01:16:09 +0000 UTCGonna say it took me two weeks to cue up here but damn the desperate squeals of Will are relatable.
Ethan Mallory
2025-11-04 01:02:45 +0000 UTCMe too!
James Wallace
2025-11-03 23:43:32 +0000 UTCGod I love this shit.
James Wallace
2025-11-03 22:24:51 +0000 UTCYou need to do TTRPG episodes like 3x more often than you do. I still can’t stop laughing about Matt trying to kill himself with his sword cane years ago in one of the Cthulhu episodes. This newest iteration is also top shelf entertainment.
Major Powers
2025-11-03 18:34:54 +0000 UTCYou know it was Hanzo!
Meatwad Cosby
2025-11-03 18:21:28 +0000 UTCHahaha that knock on the door fucked me up.
Alberto Limon
2025-11-03 16:55:16 +0000 UTCMatt!!!
Michael
2025-11-03 15:32:12 +0000 UTCWhat's all their combat music? There's a few different tracks there
Dustin Nelson
2025-11-03 15:08:00 +0000 UTCWhat is the magnets in the model a reference to?
Woody
2025-11-03 14:18:37 +0000 UTCWho won the overwatch finals?
Steven Medge
2025-11-03 04:23:37 +0000 UTCAbsolutely goated, everybody had me gut laughing, crazy how talented and creative y’all are, please do this again sometime 💜🤠
x
2025-11-03 03:27:34 +0000 UTCCould a racist man do this??
Andrew Diaz
2025-11-03 03:10:18 +0000 UTC🤖 🕵️ 😉 👍
Ed Millibunz
2025-11-02 21:44:39 +0000 UTCThe The Roottrees Are Dead song ❤️❤️❤️
Pedro Lippe
2025-11-02 21:27:22 +0000 UTCImpossible not to picture Columbot as Nick Valentine from Fallout 4
Osborne MOCs
2025-11-02 19:54:08 +0000 UTCColumbot is an icon
Michael Galasso
2025-11-02 17:56:32 +0000 UTCDelta Green would be the perfect game for these characters (just add Lovecraft)
donutfox
2025-11-02 16:57:01 +0000 UTCFound the Fetteroaf apologist
Agent Scully
2025-11-02 15:58:07 +0000 UTCmore of this
danny
2025-11-02 15:39:27 +0000 UTCLet’s celebrate 😈
I am become reply guy
2025-11-02 04:49:16 +0000 UTCThis is my favorite side series. ❤️⚖️🔫
Laura
2025-11-02 02:33:56 +0000 UTC“Turn down the Unkey Adams” is an instant classic Felix adlib
Nick
2025-11-02 02:09:00 +0000 UTCShe brings some real queen energy to the show for sure, would def love to have her in the guest rotation more often.
Martin Lightgold
2025-11-01 21:52:13 +0000 UTCthis is bringing me so much joy
Paige
2025-11-01 21:46:42 +0000 UTCWe got like 5 more broads to listen to Chapo because of this. Some real, my steak is too juicy bitchin in da chat.
ERIC
2025-11-01 21:18:38 +0000 UTCTo the folks complaining about this goofiness, I'd take 1000 rpg streams over a single tulsa king ep or bad movie review ep
Kvvvy
2025-11-01 20:46:23 +0000 UTCThe OG Call of Cthulu episodes were some of my favorite, but these totally just perfect the insane form of the RPG episodes. Clearly they went to DM Patches and said "We wanna do an SVU thing, figure out what game system works" and he stitched together something specifically designed to let them riff and be insane without caring too much about rules lawyering and it works perfectly. Awesome job. I think Hesse stole the first episode but Felix's ability to just spout profound-sounding bullshit about random cartoons and video games had me dying here.
Bryan Jennings
2025-11-01 19:45:45 +0000 UTCBest thing I’ve heard in a while. The queens continue the streak
Cody Ross Rex
2025-11-01 18:44:21 +0000 UTCI don't know nothing about no oaf drug
John
2025-11-01 17:51:19 +0000 UTCShits good, real good. I expect it to go on forever or our parasocial relationship will suffer deeply.
Daniel
2025-11-01 17:36:01 +0000 UTCPeople will start dying if you don't make more of this series holy SHIT
Carbisari
2025-11-01 17:06:15 +0000 UTCMY CLIENT
John
2025-11-01 16:45:17 +0000 UTCI love Hesse 🥰 I wish she could be on Chapo all the time. Hesse is so smart and funny; she’s just my favorite!!!
Normica
2025-11-01 15:50:07 +0000 UTCI need like 100 more of these role plays
Dusty Rusty
2025-11-01 14:38:31 +0000 UTC10/10 into
Isaac
2025-11-01 13:16:14 +0000 UTCThis is the dumbest fuckin shit ive ever heard.
Josh Ferbin
2025-11-01 11:48:06 +0000 UTCNow Columbot can get back to solving the mystery of how Walt Tremblay murdered his wife for ordering a dud of a pizza.
Troy D Kemp
2025-11-01 05:32:36 +0000 UTCHate it when my forehead gets benumerated…
Jon
2025-11-01 05:01:11 +0000 UTCWell you see, Richie Rich exemplifies the modern psychosexual archetype of our post-Gilligan’s island collective unconscious.
April Young
2025-11-01 04:00:13 +0000 UTCI love the people complaining bc it’s 5 fucking dollars a month. Oh no, a single gallon of gas. Half of one cheap ass meal. Oh no. I wasted 1.5 whole chocolate bars. It’s half an hour a month at slave wages.
Skinny Pancakes
2025-11-01 03:21:08 +0000 UTCno, please, stop it
Basil
2025-11-01 02:54:50 +0000 UTCI want Sufi Country Lawyer
Grant Ostrander
2025-11-01 02:04:37 +0000 UTC“Go go gadget ear horn” “What are you doing?”
There’s only 25 blimps in the world
2025-11-01 01:44:30 +0000 UTCThe belle da ball certainly
Jingle Jangler
2025-11-01 01:40:40 +0000 UTCHesse the goat
Evan Marshall
2025-11-01 00:44:13 +0000 UTC1:10:26 - 1:11:13 is literally just Jordan Peterson’s life work
Max Fennig
2025-11-01 00:39:06 +0000 UTCHesse is so fuckin funny in this
Andrew Cross
2025-11-01 00:28:22 +0000 UTCCheck the dice. Hesse's dice are fucking loaded. Jokes aside, this series was brilliant. More please!
Craig
2025-10-31 23:38:18 +0000 UTCThis series is the stupidest fucking thing I’ve ever heard and I loved every second
Nick H
2025-10-31 22:48:33 +0000 UTCI would watch an animated series of Hesse’s Columbo
Nat
2025-10-31 22:47:56 +0000 UTCWhy does he like Richie Rich so much??
The Pissler
2025-10-31 21:55:33 +0000 UTCI need more of this series. I can't even pick a fav, all three of ya'll were on fire. Will and Hesse's final scenes had me dying at work.
neowave
2025-10-31 20:48:15 +0000 UTCThis was awesome. Hesse was on fire both eps!
Macon Leighton
2025-10-31 19:53:41 +0000 UTCBest game, best characters, best riffs 10/10
brent pierce
2025-10-31 19:51:29 +0000 UTCYes!
electradescending
2025-10-31 18:59:23 +0000 UTCPlease make more parts, this has been soooo so funny!!
Holden Willard
2025-10-31 18:52:14 +0000 UTCFetterman!
Michael
2025-10-31 17:32:25 +0000 UTChesses last joke had me in tears
Michael Austin
2025-10-31 17:30:18 +0000 UTCincredible
Randy
2025-10-31 17:21:38 +0000 UTCevery trans person is born with innate d&d abilities
Ahstin (she/her)
2025-10-31 17:00:25 +0000 UTCMetal Bead Solid 3: Pussy Eater
Rafford
2025-10-31 16:44:01 +0000 UTCCame back to say I fucking CALLED IT
Bryan Smethers
2025-10-31 16:43:16 +0000 UTCSounds like somebody bet it all on Hanzo
Chris
2025-10-31 16:28:17 +0000 UTCPlease do an RPG ep about infiltrating Little Shadow Moses to eliminate Pedo Gear Rex
Chris
2025-10-31 16:27:14 +0000 UTCI'm rolling a columbot for my next game
Davin Soderquist
2025-10-31 16:15:36 +0000 UTCHoly shit this STINKS
james
2025-10-31 16:14:09 +0000 UTCyeah
Rachel LaBerge
2025-10-31 15:58:49 +0000 UTCColombot was my favorite character last week but between the courtroom monologue and the “Sexologists Without Borders” joke, Venom Cap Jackson had me in tears this week. Also shout out to the guy in the comments of the last episode who fully guessed it was Fetterman killing kids because he was jealous of their birthdays lmao
Jackson
2025-10-31 15:51:07 +0000 UTCsome of Felix’s best work
tyler
2025-10-31 15:45:46 +0000 UTCI really dig this series
KIDBOOYA420
2025-10-31 15:42:41 +0000 UTCAlso the Supreme Court being the lowest NYS court has that topsy-turvy sharia feeling
Noah
2025-10-31 15:27:59 +0000 UTCI had ta transfer from ChCAHgo because I put my SAHSage in some deep dish
Noah
2025-10-31 15:26:55 +0000 UTC"It's called sexual intercourse, T. A man puts his penis in a woman's vagina, real sick shit."
Rory Flaherty
2025-10-31 15:14:19 +0000 UTCIncredible
barry
2025-10-31 15:08:31 +0000 UTCThe real tell was earlier about the guy walking in a figure 8 path back and forth
Akber Khan
2025-10-31 14:59:35 +0000 UTCFetterman's lawyer sounds a lot like Money McDaniels
collin
2025-10-31 14:41:02 +0000 UTCSevere lack of Sullivan the frog
Evan
2025-10-31 14:32:01 +0000 UTCMashallah Chapo Victims Unit!
Ozzie
2025-10-31 14:30:44 +0000 UTChesse is my queen
anna samborska
2025-10-31 14:22:53 +0000 UTCFelix's character reminds me of Vulturo from Harvey Birdman
Thor Harter
2025-10-31 14:13:24 +0000 UTCmatt 🥹
maya
2025-10-31 13:36:49 +0000 UTCAlso it’s called the southern district of New York for a reason
jsobrie
2025-10-31 13:06:27 +0000 UTCNext campaign must feature: 1. Sissified country lawyer 2. Liberal Driller 3. Lying Guy
Dee Rubes
2025-10-31 13:04:02 +0000 UTCEither Hesse has played D&D-like games before or she is just amazing at improv. Either way a total delight!
Blank
2025-10-31 12:59:59 +0000 UTCGo listen to Tulsa Peasant bingewatches instead
T
2025-10-31 12:59:45 +0000 UTCOooh yeahhhh you're their little paypig, aren't you 😈
hrtzgod314
2025-10-31 12:48:30 +0000 UTCWhy would I want more political analysis in a bonus episode? I'm still paying for that time they riffed about Mel Brooks' son needing to stick to parody movies. "It's called the night of, and it's about the time I stubbed my toe, YEOWCH!!"
hrtzgod314
2025-10-31 12:47:27 +0000 UTCThe anthology link 404s again (if you delete the trailing period from the url you get there).
Do Golems Dream of Ceramic Sheep
2025-10-31 12:43:04 +0000 UTCOh yay, a part 2…
Jonathan Thomas
2025-10-31 12:42:26 +0000 UTCI would honestly play this system, seems like a lot of fun.
Mountain Dew Or Crab Juice
2025-10-31 12:30:00 +0000 UTCIs Jake from Pendejo Time the country lawyer?
Brant Roberts
2025-10-31 12:29:54 +0000 UTCI love this series so much. Hesse is so fucking good
The Wonderful Secret
2025-10-31 12:28:11 +0000 UTCThe moment he revealed it was someone jealous of a kid having a birthday party I just knew it's gotta be Fetterman
Seth Baker
2025-10-31 12:22:49 +0000 UTCKeefe—I cackled
Blank
2025-10-31 12:20:13 +0000 UTCBetween this and the trueanon gooning episode the hogs are feasting on some top tier slop
Aaron Enold
2025-10-31 12:19:15 +0000 UTCBanger series honestly
Rudy Dubé
2025-10-31 12:14:40 +0000 UTCHesse's Columbo is something I didn't know I needed in my life
Erik Amundsen
2025-10-31 11:58:56 +0000 UTCAm I actually paying for this crap?
Yeah but in my defense
2025-10-31 11:02:34 +0000 UTCfirst time listening to this one. this a role playing game i think
glaourgbn
2025-10-31 11:00:19 +0000 UTCThanks again, nerds. 😖
Scott Gunsaullus
2025-10-31 10:50:05 +0000 UTCAlhamdulillah
Michael Xin
2025-10-31 09:59:56 +0000 UTChating on eps like this is missing the point.
Reverend Carter
2025-10-31 08:56:21 +0000 UTC15:15 Will strikes first with the suicide mention
Stealtreasure
2025-10-31 07:20:14 +0000 UTCI’m gonna snatch every mutherfuckin birthday
Tvvvv
2025-10-31 07:18:56 +0000 UTCQuick question, has chapo chat always been this full of whiners?
Inshallah Mamdani 2028
2025-10-31 06:32:42 +0000 UTCSome truly insane new sentences coming from Felix's character
Travis Gabe
2025-10-31 06:18:44 +0000 UTClmao Hesse immediately shooting the Matt-voiced character in the head feels bit on the nose
Declan Kennedy
2025-10-31 05:59:10 +0000 UTClol
Golander
2025-10-31 05:38:28 +0000 UTCYeah not paying for this shit anymore. Chapo used to be a good listen but now it’s just endless merch promo, D&D, Tulsa King bingewatches. Every empire falls.
Philip J Fry
2025-10-31 05:33:05 +0000 UTCDr. Cap Jackson begins speaking at 3 minutes and 31 seconds
Travis
2025-10-31 05:11:25 +0000 UTCBasil
ben abercrombie
2025-10-31 04:59:52 +0000 UTCThese are great.
John Morgan
2025-10-31 04:31:35 +0000 UTCcome on man, i pay for this, do better than this dnd garbage
Basil
2025-10-31 04:23:50 +0000 UTCIt’s so nice for patches to have people who will actually do the d and d campaign he has set up for them.
Tvvvv
2025-10-31 04:19:14 +0000 UTCFelix’s character is so fucking funny man the judge interrupting him when he says we have “fantastic goggles” has my dying
Philip Wailes
2025-10-31 04:03:59 +0000 UTCWhen Columbot punched fetterman I like to think it was a spring-loaded boxing glove
jsobrie
2025-10-31 04:02:18 +0000 UTCthis is perfect
Jacob Haywood
2025-10-31 03:51:31 +0000 UTCMATT
Sage
2025-10-31 03:49:55 +0000 UTCI think this might be the funniest thing you've ever done
Sage
2025-10-31 03:28:41 +0000 UTCLet’s goo folks we love this campaign don’t we
That’s Crazy
2025-10-31 03:27:27 +0000 UTCCracked it at 09:08 *before* the oaf.
Des Mosome
2025-10-31 03:20:01 +0000 UTCThe to live and die in LA music in the background 🔥 absolute banger soundtrack
nahhhh
2025-10-31 03:14:52 +0000 UTCgod yes this is so fucking funny
Anomalie
2025-10-31 03:00:41 +0000 UTC"There's a strong theme of rocks in The Flintstones..."
T
2025-10-31 02:34:08 +0000 UTCLet's go, late night playing civ while the kids sleep and this drops. Life a movie frfr
Graham Hoese
2025-10-31 02:24:42 +0000 UTCHey Alex
Alex C
2025-10-31 02:22:08 +0000 UTCOOOOOOOOH I DID SO MANY BAD THINGS!
Alex C
2025-10-31 02:21:50 +0000 UTCGo Go Gadget Just one more thing....🕵♂️
Swimaroo
2025-10-31 02:19:25 +0000 UTCMy god yes
T
2025-10-31 02:12:18 +0000 UTCAutism Awareness Month?
JDF
2025-10-31 02:12:07 +0000 UTCmmmf hum yes yes, a fine tawny port with your backwoods, sir?
JDF
2025-10-31 02:10:57 +0000 UTCThey uploaded the prerecorded episode on Thursday at 7pm which means any Thursday episode posted after that in the future should be considered late.
Jordan
2025-10-31 02:09:54 +0000 UTCpatches absolutely killing it on these. pal boys don't let him cook enough lmao
mills
2025-10-31 02:05:54 +0000 UTCSays the evidence locker jockey — let the real cops cook, homes
JDF
2025-10-31 02:05:52 +0000 UTCLet us adjourn to the drawing room for slop and cigars.
Yarblockos
2025-10-31 02:05:36 +0000 UTCnice im pumped to listen, the last one was so good
Pat Morrison
2025-10-31 02:04:47 +0000 UTCGreat episode guys thank you
Alex
2025-10-31 02:04:37 +0000 UTCgotta getcher vitamins
JDF
2025-10-31 02:04:33 +0000 UTCI’m cummmmminggggg
Connor Dickinson
2025-10-31 02:04:19 +0000 UTCBoo urns
Jordan
2025-10-31 02:04:05 +0000 UTCGo go gadget PERRRRIOD
JDF
2025-10-31 02:04:01 +0000 UTCSpeeball Stabler and Benson & Hedges lfg
JDF
2025-10-31 02:03:38 +0000 UTCElite
JDF
2025-10-31 02:03:19 +0000 UTCmmm slop with dinner yum
Elai Kehler
2025-10-31 02:03:19 +0000 UTC
