Erinaceus Rex

Care to Sign What She's Handing You?

Added 2025-07-27 04:00:03 +0000 UTC

It's weird how Patreon's menus for uploading content have changed a lot, but if there's one good thing, everything is on one page rather than two, which makes things more efficient.

After some fooling around with my new overhead phone camera stand, I got was able to get one set out, and it's of Elphelt Valentine from the Guilty Gear series. I really want to go for her appearance in Strive, but I chose Xrd since I wanted to do more traditional media, and I'm not good with light hair colors.

Honestly, I kinda like her already, and I've only heard about GG like a few days ago. I just found her in my feed one day and thought, "Hey, I like her. She reminds me of Amy Rose. Amy Rose, but with a Death Metal Twist."

The only thing I call BS on is the idea that no one would want to marry this Valentine. Like sure, she's a bit much, and her expectations on married life , illustrated in her victory quotes, are a bit unrealistic, and weddings (at least in America, where I live) are fucking expensive as hell. Still, given how down bad the internet can be, Elphelt should have a bunch of people swarming her home, just begging for her to marry one of them. Yeah, like who wouldn't want to sign that marriage certificate and tie the knot? As far as I know, she hasn't killed anyone, and she doesn't give Yandere vibes, unless there's some Guilty Gear source material that I don't know about where she has some Yandere villain arc or something....

And as much as you want to marry her, marriage requires a dowry or something like that. At least you're not forking over hundreds of thousands of dollars, plus more for the honeymoon.