Distress back home | Yard D&D ep. 10 (Early Access)
Added 2025-10-01 14:35:49 +0000 UTCThe Yard D&D is a show hosted by B. Dave Walters, Ludwig, Nick, Slime, and Aiden.
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The pirate bit was deadass like rosencrantz and guildenstern
Creaming John Malkovich
2025-10-14 20:58:52 +0000 UTCthe pirate crew has been my favorite part of this series
Tyson Groh
2025-10-10 18:00:22 +0000 UTC'i'll follow u anywhere' "ok follow me up then" MY DUDEEE
Sandra Lee
2025-10-09 23:18:41 +0000 UTCThe pirate bit was so funny literally like Monty Python and the holy Grail 😭
Tomas Caruso
2025-10-09 01:25:18 +0000 UTCi appreciate the nonbinary representation here :)
Bailey
2025-10-08 23:58:47 +0000 UTCHoly fuck the pirate segment sent me, 10/10
Tom Clancy
2025-10-08 04:19:49 +0000 UTCafter show was a really great addition would love if they were like 5 mins longer maybe im being an asshole i just love this show
steezfm
2025-10-08 02:49:16 +0000 UTCTHE PIRATE BIT I DIED, AIDEN'S BRITISH IS SO FUCKIN CLEAN
Zettha
2025-10-07 22:30:40 +0000 UTCthe pirates show up at 1:20:34
justinnn
2025-10-07 17:19:56 +0000 UTCThis episode had me laughing nonstop especially with the 9/11 and 2nd cannon bit lmao. Also wanted to add that I’m just as curious/clueless about the story as the yard boys, since Nick was worried people might think it’s obvious. I’m just enjoying the journey man.
James
2025-10-07 09:01:01 +0000 UTCDamn, 9/11 and Hiroshima in one episode is historic
Cm0n
2025-10-07 00:54:49 +0000 UTCep so good it got me hitting the like button on Patreon
Jbuck
2025-10-07 00:53:07 +0000 UTCThe pirate crew had me rolling
Jon
2025-10-06 23:59:50 +0000 UTC🤣
Asa Fix
2025-10-06 03:31:31 +0000 UTCI love that everyone here is such a good storyteller. This one had everything!
Melissa Smits
2025-10-05 18:19:44 +0000 UTCLudwig saying ‘yes but you hit the crab’ was a pro gamer moment lol the summoned beast w a million hp is not the target lol
Bake Mo
2025-10-05 18:12:29 +0000 UTCThey had a real ugly divorce
Ryan
2025-10-05 05:49:50 +0000 UTCCrossy Road
Ryan
2025-10-05 05:48:45 +0000 UTCDoes anyone know what app they are using on the iPads?
Landon Boyd
2025-10-05 03:36:33 +0000 UTCWhatever happened to thimble
Brody
2025-10-03 21:07:22 +0000 UTChis “nothing happened” moment is just him saying “The War” as he gets 3rd degree burns
Emi
2025-10-03 19:37:10 +0000 UTCthis might be the best episode of the show so far
Emi
2025-10-03 19:32:40 +0000 UTCThe after show is really insightful - i can relate to Nick and Slimes uncertainty of what is a puzzle to solve and what is just info gathering as one would in the real world. They're picking it up though and the after show discussions will help going forward. I will say Ludwig is a true gamer, he gets it
Julian
2025-10-03 19:15:30 +0000 UTCNahhhh we got a leviathan from warhammer in this? Hell yeah Dave
Str8Sh00ta
2025-10-03 15:44:51 +0000 UTCi cackled when ludwig got into the cannon. generational shit from ludwig, he plays stonebeard so fucking well lmaooooooo
jonah emswiler
2025-10-03 13:47:11 +0000 UTCThe pirate crew is straight out of Monty python lmao
Benjamin G
2025-10-03 05:21:15 +0000 UTCI need the yard DnD in my life so bad... Like bro, the world may be on fire but I can watch the yard dnd once a week 🔥😎🔥
Goblin Witch
2025-10-03 05:00:37 +0000 UTCjesus christ the rolls were ass this whole episode what the hell is going on
FlamingOranges
2025-10-03 01:20:51 +0000 UTCI take it all back. I loved the way things worked out.
Kritur
2025-10-03 01:05:33 +0000 UTCNick not getting Catagot was a miss. Both shapeshifters together while Gjorg gets the crazy pirates? Perfection.
Kritur
2025-10-03 00:37:56 +0000 UTCnick and slime were wearing black shirts and aiden and ludwig were wearing white shirts when they did their first round of rolls on the ship. really makes you think
Timiette
2025-10-02 23:52:06 +0000 UTCThat pirate banter was genuinely fucking hilarious, felt like a monty python sketch
Sean
2025-10-02 22:32:12 +0000 UTCI can't tell if Aiden is trying to move away from the romance subplot, or if he's just fumbling hard ToT
Angel Demon7645
2025-10-02 21:04:59 +0000 UTCI get what Nick is going through, but I think he just needs be more open to that D&D is more about storytelling than it is about "winning the game". While there is an idea of how the story will progress, good DM's like B. Dave will adapt to player decisions and help "steer" them if they start going in the "wrong" direction (Even though there isn't really a wrong direction). Some of the best games/stories I've watched and played came from having to improvise based on an unexpected decision. I notice it tends to happen a lot with anyone who plays video games regularly since you are trying to solve puzzles and beat bosses to progress the story. However, with D&D the story will progress regardless whether that be a good or bad thing.
OrphanCrippler
2025-10-02 17:34:00 +0000 UTCAll I could think after stonebeard got shot out a canon and blown up was zoro on thriller bark taking everyone’s pain
DangerDogg
2025-10-02 14:01:12 +0000 UTCanimated shorts of these battles and banter would go so hard. the visual components are all laid out so neatly to where you can pretty much imagine exactly the scenes, but damn it would be so funny to see Stonebeard flying past the 4 in the sky and just a slowmo smirk flipoff by him and then just explodes into a trebuchet
GhostGar
2025-10-02 13:38:58 +0000 UTCDamn, we got dnd 9/11 in the same episode as dnd Hiroshima
Porridge
2025-10-02 12:38:00 +0000 UTCShe needs a breastplate stretcher for sure
Porridge
2025-10-02 12:36:28 +0000 UTCpirate crew was peak comedy
mkdepng
2025-10-02 11:50:04 +0000 UTCOI BRUV WHICH LEGS
Bryan Cortez
2025-10-02 05:26:36 +0000 UTCAre claws legs?
Raymond Torres
2025-10-02 04:21:33 +0000 UTCOr I’d love some well made art of Stonebeard whizzing from the cannon by flipping them all off
Jake Stalvey
2025-10-02 02:12:47 +0000 UTCCrying laughing from the counting legs bit
Jake Stalvey
2025-10-02 01:46:28 +0000 UTCMonty python ahh bit
Mikie Creedon
2025-10-02 01:36:07 +0000 UTCD&D 9/11 and then the heartfelt moment with Selenia and Leonas and Georg and Stonebeard pretending to fuck 😭 I haven't laughed that hard in a minute
Sara
2025-10-02 01:35:33 +0000 UTCAs in it opened and then closed? Maybe. Could also be how so much water was moved as well. Only reason I'm not sure is because they mentioned that it was buried and they would have to dig to get to it
OrphanCrippler
2025-10-02 01:26:11 +0000 UTCWhat info are you basing this off of?
Ben Zed
2025-10-02 00:43:22 +0000 UTCthe which legs bit killed me
Elijah R
2025-10-02 00:35:04 +0000 UTCw archie
William Rhoades
2025-10-02 00:14:30 +0000 UTCmy headcanon is that paloma doesn’t wear armor because they don’t make a big enough breastplate
Matthew
2025-10-01 23:19:35 +0000 UTCPaloma would play medic in bf6. She'd do that for us. O7
Bichael
2025-10-01 23:13:42 +0000 UTCThe pirate banter might be the hardest i’ve laughed in this series so far
Spencer -
2025-10-01 23:07:05 +0000 UTCwhat if the site of the bomb that went off and ended the war was not only the place where the demons were coming from but also sort of their home? and then Lyco as a place was founded to cover up the portal and that heinous act which is why the apothecary is now poisoning the nation with the plague because the construction of the country displaced all of the demons who lived through the end of the war. would play into the crossroads and the demons not actually being as evil as we thought as well🤔(nerd emoji)
Niko
2025-10-01 23:01:13 +0000 UTCShout out Ludwig with the inconceivable Wisconsin representation
Dilliam Pickle
2025-10-01 22:14:25 +0000 UTCCan't believe it's almost over already
Pepper
2025-10-01 21:41:41 +0000 UTCthe stone beard adventures today are cracking me up
Cole S
2025-10-01 21:26:31 +0000 UTCThe portal caused the whirlpool, right? idk if I was the only one who thought that
Austin Hathaway
2025-10-01 21:07:24 +0000 UTCboutta start commenting weekly that the title card is so fucking fire!!! make a movie!!!
wendal
2025-10-01 20:54:09 +0000 UTCEvery episode I watch makes me want an animated version. Like the British bit was just playing in my mind but an animation
Will
2025-10-01 20:21:08 +0000 UTCI was ready for some fearsome badass pirates and we got the Boston Tea Party led by Bulge Beard
Bludgeon
2025-10-01 19:50:00 +0000 UTCLetssss gooooo
Mel Jacobson
2025-10-01 19:35:32 +0000 UTCwhat does this mean Tino
Malakai DeMoines
2025-10-01 19:26:41 +0000 UTCCouple of people asked as well! Seconded
Omiro
2025-10-01 19:19:39 +0000 UTCIm so invested in the story that I am genuinely mad about the cliffhanger. Id sub to a higher tier of the patreon just to be 2 episodes ahead. Thanks for putting out a great show.
Max Powers
2025-10-01 18:49:51 +0000 UTCLet’s goooooo
BigAIDS99
2025-10-01 18:45:42 +0000 UTCI love how Stonebeard becomes Sylvester Stallone in rage
McCMayo
2025-10-01 18:23:57 +0000 UTCColour grading on this one might be a tad dark! But banger content as always
Aidon
2025-10-01 17:48:54 +0000 UTCNot gonna listen to this till I work in 11 hours but thank you Archie!
Blake NIx.
2025-10-01 17:10:22 +0000 UTCI'M LITERALLY CRYING LAUGHING AT THE PIRATE TALK FROM THE BOYS 😂😂😂😂😂
DiabeticDan
2025-10-01 17:06:48 +0000 UTCOh is this episode on their YouTube today as well?
2Bi2Bfly
2025-10-01 17:02:49 +0000 UTCQuality of the episode is worth the wait for sure. now 6 more days till the next one.
Katarzyna Radziejewska
2025-10-01 17:01:19 +0000 UTCI had to get up from my desk and go do a couple laps in the parking lot to not just bust out laughing in the office at that part. It was so out of left field but worked so well
Cyno73
2025-10-01 16:48:30 +0000 UTCGod perfect timing, I just started lunch
David Harper
2025-10-01 16:42:34 +0000 UTCAlmost cried laughing when Stonebeard climbed in to the cannon a second time.
hoppop
2025-10-01 16:39:11 +0000 UTCLet’s go
Donovan S.
2025-10-01 16:16:26 +0000 UTCThe pirate British bit IS GOLD
Kdn
2025-10-01 16:09:04 +0000 UTCWhat do we have to do to get the whole dnd series animated like some vox machina thing with all them voicing there characters would go so hard
ZoroGotLost
2025-10-01 16:07:00 +0000 UTCstone bread is on some fucking anime shit just tanking explosions
ayya buub
2025-10-01 16:01:48 +0000 UTCWait a second now that the episode is out I realize the lateness does not matter given the same experience is but slightly delayed. Are expectations bad and our perspective in response to the external what truly matters 🤔 Hmm… actually nevermind tummy hurts me mad late boy
Tino57
2025-10-01 15:50:38 +0000 UTCDave is so goated. When are we getting dave on the main pod?
Harrinator
2025-10-01 15:44:50 +0000 UTC"Once people start dying, I start disconnecting. No more emotional connection." That was so real, I had like a slow rolling laughing fit. Off to a great start already. Leonas my goat saving the day again. Holy shit the pirate bit, and the running it back with the cannon. Classic
Gabe
2025-10-01 15:41:27 +0000 UTCi wasnt ready for the tubby persuasion bit holy shit i was laughing so much
Chris Lind
2025-10-01 15:41:04 +0000 UTCIm already 3 hours past when I gotta go to bed and I see the new DND dropped? I can have sleep for dinner tomorrow night intsead I guess
Harrinator
2025-10-01 15:29:33 +0000 UTCYa'll slay.
Virginia Engroff
2025-10-01 15:27:40 +0000 UTCgovt shut down so they could all tune in
maggie
2025-10-01 15:15:44 +0000 UTCPeak
Thylipsi
2025-10-01 15:06:52 +0000 UTCArchie. I’ve called off the attack no need to worry
Will
2025-10-01 15:04:35 +0000 UTCDistress back home | Yard D&D ep. 10 (Almost Early Access)
Stoozy
2025-10-01 14:59:58 +0000 UTCWe are so back
Raul
2025-10-01 14:56:36 +0000 UTCand the goat does it again
Slowepoke
2025-10-01 14:55:58 +0000 UTCi hope every one that was complaining gets arthritis
ayya buub
2025-10-01 14:53:02 +0000 UTCMedium rare slop.
Dennis Sakharevych
2025-10-01 14:51:19 +0000 UTCi dont even edit these but youre welcome :')
The Yard
2025-10-01 14:50:15 +0000 UTCThere it is, I can work now
Finneas harmsen
2025-10-01 14:45:52 +0000 UTCwahoo!
Faye852
2025-10-01 14:44:53 +0000 UTCArchie, I will no longer drive into the highway median since this was uploaded! Ty my man:^)
Alejandro Gonzalez
2025-10-01 14:42:29 +0000 UTCwe back
Andrew
2025-10-01 14:42:19 +0000 UTCWe are so back
Muzammil Naeem
2025-10-01 14:42:00 +0000 UTCI have enjoyed listening to these episodes so much. My work day on Tuesdays (and today I guess) is so enjoyable midday because of this. I’m not ready for the gaping hole the guys are going to leave me with when it’s over.
Pearce Bland
2025-10-01 14:40:38 +0000 UTCI have a 6 hour drive home right now I feel so blessed
Elijah R
2025-10-01 14:40:23 +0000 UTCEdited all through the night to get us the episode ready for breakfast bless up
Ben P
2025-10-01 14:39:55 +0000 UTCLet’s freaking go
Zane
2025-10-01 14:39:00 +0000 UTCWe feast!
Blaisen
2025-10-01 14:38:51 +0000 UTCTime for an hour and a half of dopamine 🤗
Dylan Adkins
2025-10-01 14:38:49 +0000 UTCfully expected to have to wait so much longer, lfg! Props for working so hard to get it out
Chance N
2025-10-01 14:38:47 +0000 UTCIt hasnt even been a full day, Archie you da goat
Amir
2025-10-01 14:38:41 +0000 UTCty for the meal archiebear
Milo Greenwood
2025-10-01 14:38:38 +0000 UTCWoohoo!!
hoppop
2025-10-01 14:38:26 +0000 UTCgod bless archie and god bless scran
joe
2025-10-01 14:38:24 +0000 UTC🙏🏼
Markkosu
2025-10-01 14:38:23 +0000 UTCOH WERE FUCKIN BACK BABY
Devan
2025-10-01 14:38:17 +0000 UTCW KRINIIOS
Pob
2025-10-01 14:38:07 +0000 UTCLFG
Jackson Vanderberg
2025-10-01 14:38:06 +0000 UTCLESGO
Kdn
2025-10-01 14:37:47 +0000 UTCLETSFUCKINGO Archie the GOAT
BradDeA
2025-10-01 14:37:43 +0000 UTCHooray
Braden Kanupp
2025-10-01 14:37:25 +0000 UTCHey it wasn’t 2 days like they said, let’s gooo
BULLVENOM3420
2025-10-01 14:37:14 +0000 UTC