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Distress back home | Yard D&D ep. 10 (Early Access)

The Yard D&D is a show hosted by B. Dave Walters, Ludwig, Nick, Slime, and Aiden.

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The pirate bit was deadass like rosencrantz and guildenstern

Creaming John Malkovich

the pirate crew has been my favorite part of this series

Tyson Groh

'i'll follow u anywhere' "ok follow me up then" MY DUDEEE

Sandra Lee

The pirate bit was so funny literally like Monty Python and the holy Grail 😭

Tomas Caruso

i appreciate the nonbinary representation here :)

Bailey

Holy fuck the pirate segment sent me, 10/10

Tom Clancy

after show was a really great addition would love if they were like 5 mins longer maybe im being an asshole i just love this show

steezfm

THE PIRATE BIT I DIED, AIDEN'S BRITISH IS SO FUCKIN CLEAN

Zettha

the pirates show up at 1:20:34

justinnn

This episode had me laughing nonstop especially with the 9/11 and 2nd cannon bit lmao. Also wanted to add that I’m just as curious/clueless about the story as the yard boys, since Nick was worried people might think it’s obvious. I’m just enjoying the journey man.

James

Damn, 9/11 and Hiroshima in one episode is historic

Cm0n

ep so good it got me hitting the like button on Patreon

Jbuck

The pirate crew had me rolling

Jon

🤣

Asa Fix

I love that everyone here is such a good storyteller. This one had everything!

Melissa Smits

Ludwig saying ‘yes but you hit the crab’ was a pro gamer moment lol the summoned beast w a million hp is not the target lol

Bake Mo

They had a real ugly divorce

Ryan

Crossy Road

Ryan

Does anyone know what app they are using on the iPads?

Landon Boyd

Whatever happened to thimble

Brody

his “nothing happened” moment is just him saying “The War” as he gets 3rd degree burns

Emi

this might be the best episode of the show so far

Emi

The after show is really insightful - i can relate to Nick and Slimes uncertainty of what is a puzzle to solve and what is just info gathering as one would in the real world. They're picking it up though and the after show discussions will help going forward. I will say Ludwig is a true gamer, he gets it

Julian

Nahhhh we got a leviathan from warhammer in this? Hell yeah Dave

Str8Sh00ta

i cackled when ludwig got into the cannon. generational shit from ludwig, he plays stonebeard so fucking well lmaooooooo

jonah emswiler

The pirate crew is straight out of Monty python lmao

Benjamin G

I need the yard DnD in my life so bad... Like bro, the world may be on fire but I can watch the yard dnd once a week 🔥😎🔥

Goblin Witch

jesus christ the rolls were ass this whole episode what the hell is going on

FlamingOranges

I take it all back. I loved the way things worked out.

Kritur

Nick not getting Catagot was a miss. Both shapeshifters together while Gjorg gets the crazy pirates? Perfection.

Kritur

nick and slime were wearing black shirts and aiden and ludwig were wearing white shirts when they did their first round of rolls on the ship. really makes you think

Timiette

That pirate banter was genuinely fucking hilarious, felt like a monty python sketch

Sean

I can't tell if Aiden is trying to move away from the romance subplot, or if he's just fumbling hard ToT

Angel Demon7645

I get what Nick is going through, but I think he just needs be more open to that D&D is more about storytelling than it is about "winning the game". While there is an idea of how the story will progress, good DM's like B. Dave will adapt to player decisions and help "steer" them if they start going in the "wrong" direction (Even though there isn't really a wrong direction). Some of the best games/stories I've watched and played came from having to improvise based on an unexpected decision. I notice it tends to happen a lot with anyone who plays video games regularly since you are trying to solve puzzles and beat bosses to progress the story. However, with D&D the story will progress regardless whether that be a good or bad thing.

OrphanCrippler

All I could think after stonebeard got shot out a canon and blown up was zoro on thriller bark taking everyone’s pain

DangerDogg

animated shorts of these battles and banter would go so hard. the visual components are all laid out so neatly to where you can pretty much imagine exactly the scenes, but damn it would be so funny to see Stonebeard flying past the 4 in the sky and just a slowmo smirk flipoff by him and then just explodes into a trebuchet

GhostGar

Damn, we got dnd 9/11 in the same episode as dnd Hiroshima

Porridge

She needs a breastplate stretcher for sure

Porridge

pirate crew was peak comedy

mkdepng

OI BRUV WHICH LEGS

Bryan Cortez

Are claws legs?

Raymond Torres

Or I’d love some well made art of Stonebeard whizzing from the cannon by flipping them all off

Jake Stalvey

Crying laughing from the counting legs bit

Jake Stalvey

Monty python ahh bit

Mikie Creedon

D&D 9/11 and then the heartfelt moment with Selenia and Leonas and Georg and Stonebeard pretending to fuck 😭 I haven't laughed that hard in a minute

Sara

As in it opened and then closed? Maybe. Could also be how so much water was moved as well. Only reason I'm not sure is because they mentioned that it was buried and they would have to dig to get to it

OrphanCrippler

What info are you basing this off of?

Ben Zed

the which legs bit killed me

Elijah R

w archie

William Rhoades

my headcanon is that paloma doesn’t wear armor because they don’t make a big enough breastplate

Matthew

Paloma would play medic in bf6. She'd do that for us. O7

Bichael

The pirate banter might be the hardest i’ve laughed in this series so far

Spencer -

what if the site of the bomb that went off and ended the war was not only the place where the demons were coming from but also sort of their home? and then Lyco as a place was founded to cover up the portal and that heinous act which is why the apothecary is now poisoning the nation with the plague because the construction of the country displaced all of the demons who lived through the end of the war. would play into the crossroads and the demons not actually being as evil as we thought as well🤔(nerd emoji)

Niko

Shout out Ludwig with the inconceivable Wisconsin representation

Dilliam Pickle

Can't believe it's almost over already

Pepper

the stone beard adventures today are cracking me up

Cole S

The portal caused the whirlpool, right? idk if I was the only one who thought that

Austin Hathaway

boutta start commenting weekly that the title card is so fucking fire!!! make a movie!!!

wendal

Every episode I watch makes me want an animated version. Like the British bit was just playing in my mind but an animation

Will

I was ready for some fearsome badass pirates and we got the Boston Tea Party led by Bulge Beard

Bludgeon

Letssss gooooo

Mel Jacobson

what does this mean Tino

Malakai DeMoines

Couple of people asked as well! Seconded

Omiro

Im so invested in the story that I am genuinely mad about the cliffhanger. Id sub to a higher tier of the patreon just to be 2 episodes ahead. Thanks for putting out a great show.

Max Powers

Let’s goooooo

BigAIDS99

I love how Stonebeard becomes Sylvester Stallone in rage

McCMayo

Colour grading on this one might be a tad dark! But banger content as always

Aidon

Not gonna listen to this till I work in 11 hours but thank you Archie!

Blake NIx.

I'M LITERALLY CRYING LAUGHING AT THE PIRATE TALK FROM THE BOYS 😂😂😂😂😂

DiabeticDan

Oh is this episode on their YouTube today as well?

2Bi2Bfly

Quality of the episode is worth the wait for sure. now 6 more days till the next one.

Katarzyna Radziejewska

I had to get up from my desk and go do a couple laps in the parking lot to not just bust out laughing in the office at that part. It was so out of left field but worked so well

Cyno73

God perfect timing, I just started lunch

David Harper

Almost cried laughing when Stonebeard climbed in to the cannon a second time.

hoppop

Let’s go

Donovan S.

The pirate British bit IS GOLD

Kdn

What do we have to do to get the whole dnd series animated like some vox machina thing with all them voicing there characters would go so hard

ZoroGotLost

stone bread is on some fucking anime shit just tanking explosions

ayya buub

Wait a second now that the episode is out I realize the lateness does not matter given the same experience is but slightly delayed. Are expectations bad and our perspective in response to the external what truly matters 🤔 Hmm… actually nevermind tummy hurts me mad late boy

Tino57

Dave is so goated. When are we getting dave on the main pod?

Harrinator

"Once people start dying, I start disconnecting. No more emotional connection." That was so real, I had like a slow rolling laughing fit. Off to a great start already. Leonas my goat saving the day again. Holy shit the pirate bit, and the running it back with the cannon. Classic

Gabe

i wasnt ready for the tubby persuasion bit holy shit i was laughing so much

Chris Lind

Im already 3 hours past when I gotta go to bed and I see the new DND dropped? I can have sleep for dinner tomorrow night intsead I guess

Harrinator

Ya'll slay.

Virginia Engroff

govt shut down so they could all tune in

maggie

Peak

Thylipsi

Archie. I’ve called off the attack no need to worry

Will

Distress back home | Yard D&D ep. 10 (Almost Early Access)

Stoozy

We are so back

Raul

and the goat does it again

Slowepoke

i hope every one that was complaining gets arthritis

ayya buub

Medium rare slop.

Dennis Sakharevych

i dont even edit these but youre welcome :')

The Yard

There it is, I can work now

Finneas harmsen

wahoo!

Faye852

Archie, I will no longer drive into the highway median since this was uploaded! Ty my man:^)

Alejandro Gonzalez

we back

Andrew

We are so back

Muzammil Naeem

I have enjoyed listening to these episodes so much. My work day on Tuesdays (and today I guess) is so enjoyable midday because of this. I’m not ready for the gaping hole the guys are going to leave me with when it’s over.

Pearce Bland

I have a 6 hour drive home right now I feel so blessed

Elijah R

Edited all through the night to get us the episode ready for breakfast bless up

Ben P

Let’s freaking go

Zane

We feast!

Blaisen

Time for an hour and a half of dopamine 🤗

Dylan Adkins

fully expected to have to wait so much longer, lfg! Props for working so hard to get it out

Chance N

It hasnt even been a full day, Archie you da goat

Amir

ty for the meal archiebear

Milo Greenwood

Woohoo!!

hoppop

god bless archie and god bless scran

joe

🙏🏼

Markkosu

OH WERE FUCKIN BACK BABY

Devan

W KRINIIOS

Pob

LFG

Jackson Vanderberg

LESGO

Kdn

LETSFUCKINGO Archie the GOAT

BradDeA

Hooray

Braden Kanupp

Hey it wasn’t 2 days like they said, let’s gooo

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