Ep. 216 Premium - get ready to learn chinese, buddy [VIDEO]
Added 2025-09-11 18:00:10 +0000 UTC00:00:00 - old guys
00:00:35 - orville redenbacher
00:03:00 - are any of these people real?
00:04:01 - ludwig spreads some misinfo
00:05:16 - why ai is bad for learning japanese
00:06:50 - learning chinese
00:08:43 - not flushing the toilet
00:10:24 - pee is sterile
00:12:15 - coots drinking out of the toilet
00:13:40 - ludwig wants to learn chinese before aiden
00:14:47 - chinaaaaa fightttt !!!!!!
00:16:50 - poop balloons
00:18:41 - china
00:19:28 - being swedish
00:20:43 - ludwig gets gaslit about coffee
00:22:18 - calories are confusing
00:24:08 - the amish
00:26:11 - amish facts
00:26:40 - rumspringa
00:27:35 - begging for sponsors
00:28:45 - amish kelby
00:29:50 - the amish are hooping
00:31:10 - spreading misinfo about the amish
00:33:40 - what is the most advanced technological thing we could make in the apocalypse?
00:41:20 - the amish strawman
00:44:20 - the amish need super mario
00:46:54 - pakistan
00:51:23 - our travel episodes
00:55:50 - pizza high tops
00:56:45 - the crypto shoes
00:58:50 - ms. rachel
01:01:35 - thanks for watching
Comments
gonna need someone to go back and clarify to Slime that Miss Rachel is a gem to humanity so he doesn't stay thinking she's brain rot..... don't need a David Guetta situation here
Ethan Provençal
2025-10-14 01:39:17 +0000 UTC"does China have anime? like how are you going to connect to the material?" is a top 10 slime quote
Ethan Provençal
2025-10-14 00:42:03 +0000 UTCI think going to china might be a bit rough cause of the different dialects if he does plan to do tip to tip in china. Like even knowing Chinese understanding certain dialects is really rough (sometimes impossible) but maybe the hand gestures will carry the trip.
Average Gamer
2025-09-24 06:19:00 +0000 UTCI didn't finish the episode yet but the show Ludwig is referring to is The Colony (2009)
Nate G
2025-09-21 02:23:25 +0000 UTCThey would all die from messing around with electronics
Michael Then
2025-09-20 17:38:12 +0000 UTCThey slowly embrace technology it depends on the group. Some do some don’t. I’ve seen phones too.
2nd Cousin Todd
2025-09-18 21:31:12 +0000 UTCI live near many Amish. They have Nintendo. I’ve seen them on the scooter bikes with the Nintendo ds in hand
2nd Cousin Todd
2025-09-18 21:29:16 +0000 UTCIdk where this comes from but pee is not sterile
Jacob Morrison
2025-09-18 13:26:43 +0000 UTCI don’t know if it’s just me, but really enjoying more Aimen commentary
nateclearwaters
2025-09-16 21:03:35 +0000 UTCclassic maga mail fence sitting from ludwig this ep
abhorash
2025-09-16 19:56:32 +0000 UTCNot a real anime fan lmao
Bake Mo
2025-09-16 19:32:52 +0000 UTC33:40 this whole bit is just the story of Dr stone
jacob wilber
2025-09-16 18:46:54 +0000 UTCThe Amish love volleyball. Always see volleyball nets in their yards when I’m driving
Phoxal
2025-09-16 18:45:46 +0000 UTCI grew up conservative Mennonite… and live among Amish. Ludwig finding out Slime is right about both the homophobia and racism is gonna be tough
Avery Amstutz
2025-09-16 18:20:33 +0000 UTCI work in HVAC in Lancaster PA and one of my friends in my company was working at an Amish place and the kid had a Nintendo switch and was showing all the games.
Avery Amstutz
2025-09-16 18:19:14 +0000 UTCThe Amish are deeply politically conservative especially here in Lancaster. I moved to Lancaster from SC. My barber flew confederate flags and talked openly about how he saw interracial marriages as wrong… that being said he was less racist than the Amish I work with now. I’ve never heard the N word used with such little reservation as I do when it comes with a Pennsylvania Dutch accent. Not all Amish are racist, but when you live in white onclaves and your only narratives come from Ben Shapiro, Fox News and worse, it’s easy to see how deeply regressive views continue in the Amish community
Avery Amstutz
2025-09-16 18:04:17 +0000 UTCHey Lud, I've been studying Chinese for a while and have a method you might like. I strongly recommend the Immersive Chinese app. It's perfect for beginners and probably my favorite language learning app ever. Another mandatory app is Pleco. Add every word you learn to your Pleco flashcards (very easy) and study them when you can. You can just use Immersive Chinese and Du Chinese (app) to learn new words and Pleco to review them; and that'll get you pretty far. I found learning Chinese like this actually very easy and very fun, and just way way better than anything else. Please make sure Lud sees this!
DGM
2025-09-16 17:37:55 +0000 UTCgreat ep very funny everyone was on form
Thomas
2025-09-16 16:40:35 +0000 UTCI am sick seeing lud set his sights on China. I am for China what lud is for Japan - which have resulted in degrees in ethics, global studies, cultural anthropology, and digital storytelling - lud is about to live my fucking dream live in front of my eyes. Pls, god, involve me in this project somehow. I have kept up with the pod, main ep and premo since day literally one. This is my one wish. You are about to do my dream pls god involve this random broke as patron 😛
Elijah Rojas
2025-09-16 16:08:04 +0000 UTCslime bringing his studies from PAL
Adam Henry
2025-09-16 15:07:02 +0000 UTCI dislike how obtuse and stubborn they are sometimes.
Josh Mally
2025-09-16 14:28:10 +0000 UTCYou can call people from Uzbekistan uzbek. My parents are from Uzbekistan.
Denis
2025-09-16 13:25:28 +0000 UTCMy friend you are talking about the same exact guy who literally just said he could turn his human shit sterile. He also only said he doesn't flush at taco bell lol. take it with a grain of salt
Fiend Ning
2025-09-16 12:52:23 +0000 UTCfever dream of an episode
Victor
2025-09-16 10:46:50 +0000 UTCAI son or amish daughter?
Brian Cartwright
2025-09-15 23:46:12 +0000 UTCPee isn't sterile once it has left your body lmao (I'm a nurse) there's bacteria in your urethra that it catches on the way out
kt
2025-09-15 20:29:19 +0000 UTCludwig kinda looks like charlie kirk this ep 😕
melona
2025-09-15 18:08:13 +0000 UTCM tm. Ft f t. Rhfrrf uddfyk
Balalamki
2025-09-15 16:29:57 +0000 UTCPEE IS NOT STERILE
Morgan
2025-09-15 16:28:31 +0000 UTCas someone who speaks fluent english, mandarin, and cantonese, i am so ready for the aiden / ludwig multilingual conversation
XymphosCraK
2025-09-15 16:27:10 +0000 UTCNot flushing should lead to capital punihsment, ngl
Temojikato
2025-09-15 14:14:05 +0000 UTCthe amish love walmart and mcdonalds
Shawn W
2025-09-15 14:12:35 +0000 UTCSee who is a real eater at Shady Maple
Tag
2025-09-15 12:59:20 +0000 UTCThe Amish love Volleyball and Baseball/Softball “The Yard live from Intercourse…… Pennsylvania”
Tag
2025-09-15 12:58:38 +0000 UTCi swear, these guys bring up pakistan more than you would think
Proud Pakistani 🇵🇰
2025-09-15 03:26:31 +0000 UTCWould love an ep here in blue-ball Pennsylvania. - Lancaster county resident
The Classy Alien
2025-09-15 01:33:37 +0000 UTCSomeone should put Nick on to Dr. Stone
tybahza
2025-09-14 22:10:34 +0000 UTCThe Yard live at the Las Vegas GP this 2025 :O
Nick Santana
2025-09-14 21:42:16 +0000 UTCNick was that an Eric Reprid reference at 6:55
Just Pokin
2025-09-14 13:02:36 +0000 UTCI like travelling episodes a lot!!
Ketna
2025-09-14 11:16:18 +0000 UTCSo many fascinating conversations and takes today, banger ep
Ghostly
2025-09-14 04:35:28 +0000 UTCUrine isn’t sterile btw
Erik
2025-09-14 02:53:53 +0000 UTCGet coney dogs and come to Detroit!!
Josh Meyerink
2025-09-13 23:58:11 +0000 UTCif u do an 8mile ep u could get hivemind on the pod again :3
CarSicc
2025-09-13 22:25:09 +0000 UTCAs a chinese yardigan (day one) I was incredibly afraid of where the episode was going. Ludwig speaking chinese would sound so unnatural. I'm not sure if the Japanese listeners have ever felt like this.
Joanna Xuan
2025-09-13 20:09:48 +0000 UTCcheckout BOBBYRIZZ
Alessandro Belotti
2025-09-13 19:01:30 +0000 UTCThere was actually a discovery series called "The Colony" which was exactly what he described, circa 2009. It was a really weird half reality show half fake scripted series. But knowing Ludwig it was probably the anime yes.
Scott
2025-09-13 18:11:02 +0000 UTCwatching them talk about what the most advanced technological thing they could make has me screaming for them to watch dr stone
kenna
2025-09-13 14:30:12 +0000 UTCIf slime was being real with what he said about not flushing his shit in a public bathroom I legit think he is my least favorite on the pod now that's just disgusting for the sake of being disgusting. I acknowledge that he may be joking but if it was like sarcasm or whatever I couldn't hear it.
Johl
2025-09-13 13:30:10 +0000 UTCThe Yard junkjard battles would go hard and also they would create nothing at all
Ruben Van Der Aa
2025-09-13 08:17:25 +0000 UTCif bodies can't carry plagues why does nick think we bury the dead? where does he think the plague goes if someone dies from a plague? it just leaves the server? probably the most hes shown his film degree since the doctor thing
Woodus
2025-09-13 02:55:19 +0000 UTCI like how quickly the hypothetical goes from “post-apocalyptic” to “scrapheap challenge”
Alex
2025-09-13 02:06:48 +0000 UTCThe only way to test if slime can make his poop sterile is for Ludwig to start munching some logs down and see if he gets a tummy ache
Shawn
2025-09-13 00:09:58 +0000 UTCthrough hell freezing over, only Faye852 will remain
nell
2025-09-12 19:53:42 +0000 UTCLMFAO
nell
2025-09-12 19:51:21 +0000 UTCback to back days of awesomeness
nell
2025-09-12 19:49:40 +0000 UTCNew Breastament is funny.
Tyler Pierce
2025-09-12 19:38:57 +0000 UTCOhh a fellow cantonese speaker
Jiawen Liang
2025-09-12 19:17:09 +0000 UTCI pee in my backyard every single day shit is superb
Gryffin Roberts
2025-09-12 18:12:52 +0000 UTCI feel like Slime was seconds away from making an Ethan Klein joke at 13:26 and that’s what he meant by “I got so close”. Or maybe I’m just brain broken.
kron
2025-09-12 17:42:17 +0000 UTCIs nick balding?
Jason Gascoyne
2025-09-12 17:37:14 +0000 UTCludwig is a damn liar. that is not a discovery show he was talking about. hes talking about Dr Stone. an anime. he even paused when saying discovery show because he knew yall would laugh at him.
shirley
2025-09-12 17:34:33 +0000 UTCpee is sterile it's still not sanitary
Ford
2025-09-12 17:30:33 +0000 UTCThey indeed did send poop, trash and sewage balloons down here to SK. One even floated over where I work haha.
Gabe
2025-09-12 16:11:34 +0000 UTCthese guys need to learn how to type -ai after a google search
CloudySkyeees
2025-09-12 15:52:49 +0000 UTCThis is literally an AI generated Episode
Elias Reiner
2025-09-12 15:17:52 +0000 UTCebeneezer goes crazy
Umbra Night
2025-09-12 13:51:15 +0000 UTCthat’s my new excuse for a bad game “had a chomo on my team”
Umbra Night
2025-09-12 13:51:03 +0000 UTCAs a Chinese person, your average Chinese citizen is like 10x more quirky and insane than your average Japanese person. It’s a nation for a higher tier echelon of quirked up white boy
Xinran Zhang
2025-09-12 13:43:30 +0000 UTCPakistan mentioned!!!
Ahmad Aslam
2025-09-12 13:40:18 +0000 UTCThey clearly do not live close to any Amish communities. Slime is shocking close but throw in a lot of animal abuse
Nate
2025-09-12 12:49:42 +0000 UTCif a white guy calls it "hip hop" there is a 90% chance they start their freestyle by talking about how they didnt smoke weed or get pussy in high school
Reuben Vickerage
2025-09-12 12:42:08 +0000 UTCBought my GameCube from an Amish market on a Sunday, they’re kinda hype
Landonodon
2025-09-12 12:34:26 +0000 UTCtroyer is a cool name huh
troy
2025-09-12 12:01:16 +0000 UTCJust reading the timestamps of this ep is poetry
Austin Braswell
2025-09-12 11:50:35 +0000 UTCIts like the soaking loophole but for farmwork
PotatoSnatcher
2025-09-12 11:12:14 +0000 UTCIt's fake fact Friday again, I see.
Jamie Hauken
2025-09-12 11:10:16 +0000 UTCThe france and pontins episodes are some of my favourites. More travel episodes please.
Otto
2025-09-12 10:56:55 +0000 UTCSpeak a little Chinese for them Derek!
Joe Graham
2025-09-12 08:52:44 +0000 UTCRegistered Nurse here. As wonderful as piss is, it unfortunately is not sterile. Urine almost always has bacteria in it; either in low enough counts to not cause an infection, or opportunistic pathogens. Opportunistic pathogens being bacteria that are fine in one part of the body but problematic in another. The classic examples being staph infections fighters get or E. Coli. Staph is found all over the majority of people's skin, but can be a nasty infection when in a wound, E. Coli is found in everybody's poop, but is vomiting bug if you eat the forbidden chocolate! Thanks for reading this far Aiden!
Peasant
2025-09-12 07:05:43 +0000 UTCI volunteer teaching Ludwig cantonese
Michael Wong
2025-09-12 06:41:50 +0000 UTCI love the travel episodes
Tylah Hexen
2025-09-12 06:19:45 +0000 UTCyou guys don't need to go to Pakistan to see a donkey get hit by a train it happens in Riverside all the time
Arblebee Crimdle
2025-09-12 06:15:45 +0000 UTCI think they would like the movie Kingpin
for traffic
2025-09-12 06:04:17 +0000 UTCdougdoug asking trump AI how to make simple meals went so unappreciated
Hash
2025-09-12 03:48:00 +0000 UTCDetroit mentioned! You should film at the random diner I work at here, we got meatloaf that’ll change your life
Mia
2025-09-12 03:32:12 +0000 UTCthe girl I've been on 5 dates with just texted me a picture of her and her friends out on the town, and said "Girls Night!" I replied "I'm going to get a commemorative t-shirt of this night" and she said "haha that would be so funny" I had already ordered the yard girls night shirt. In 2 years discussing our failing marriage will be the most harrowing experience Aiden and Slime have on the advice show ever.
Graham Supple
2025-09-12 03:20:00 +0000 UTCYall could unironically come to Montreal with Kelby, its such a underrated cool city. The vibes are peak in the summer but its still good right now. Yall could even link up with Nile red in his domain this time
Sam F
2025-09-12 03:15:39 +0000 UTCthis episode was elctric. just nonstop bangers for an hour.
Jaden Henry
2025-09-12 02:43:54 +0000 UTC"The New Breastiment" goes so hard. Nick cooked here.
Jaden Henry
2025-09-12 02:09:59 +0000 UTCGenerally the majority of them aren’t allowed things faster than a horse. The worst parts about them is that they are tax exempt from Medicare and social security, and can be politically powerful
Erik Wengenroth
2025-09-12 00:31:26 +0000 UTCI have family in Lancaster county and know a bit about the Amish. Like anything else, there are old order folks who still do absolutely no electricity, they heat their homes with horse manure under their houses through the winter. And then there are those that can have cars. They can use electricity when it comes to their businesses. The Mennonites are Amish adjacent and follow similar rules.
Erik Wengenroth
2025-09-12 00:30:20 +0000 UTCslime mentioned the "-ai" but 10/10 recommend teaching zipper ab it
Dmitri
2025-09-12 00:06:34 +0000 UTCI love the travel episodes please do not stop doing them
yacob
2025-09-11 23:49:05 +0000 UTCnot to be a coffee snob, but an americano with milk is no longer an americano. But it is also not a latte so my comment is also pointless bc that’s what was agreed. Still mind blowing that people order americanos with milk
Mushy Muffin
2025-09-11 23:42:56 +0000 UTCSlime you better be fucking joking I am an actual real life custodian if you are shitting in public restrooms and not flushing I WILL find you Also pee is not sterile but I’ll let that slide bc I thought that too for a bit
Benjamin G
2025-09-11 23:34:04 +0000 UTCTravel episodes are good :)
Cookie Monster Flat Brim
2025-09-11 23:03:52 +0000 UTCThis is a fucking BANGER episode, I had a permanent grin on my face the entire time. Also would love 'The Yard Goes to Amish Country' with a reverse rumspringa vibe
JustQ
2025-09-11 22:18:41 +0000 UTCMy favorite public radio station was defunded by the feds. Moving my $5 over to them for the time being. It was a fun ride lads o7
John RIng
2025-09-11 21:55:46 +0000 UTCI saw a video of an Amish man operating heavy machinery on his farm. The catch was that he had attached ropes to the controls and he walked beside the machine and controlled it with the ropes like a puppet master.
daytuhn
2025-09-11 21:40:19 +0000 UTCI'm from indiana and my grandma drives Amish around for a living, they dead ass ask her for PsP games for her kids to play. only baseball tho which is weird
Mark kast
2025-09-11 21:06:26 +0000 UTCAmericans have the worst mascots for the worst syrup.
Keith Hensel
2025-09-11 20:02:27 +0000 UTCThe real joke about the electric bike is how ironic nicks comment is, that’s maybe one of the easiest things to make with a battery you could literally just do battery switch motor and bike frame
Walker Morgan
2025-09-11 20:01:41 +0000 UTC33:40 great new zombies map, booting up blender
2013 Acura ILX [critical condition]
2025-09-11 19:54:14 +0000 UTCThe beginning of this episode felt like whiplash.
Linus Sex Tips
2025-09-11 19:52:28 +0000 UTCreally funny ep
Avery Schrader
2025-09-11 19:41:09 +0000 UTCThese guys have clearly not heard of the toaster project
HoodieGal_
2025-09-11 19:40:15 +0000 UTCThis was a fever dream
MobyThicc
2025-09-11 19:04:37 +0000 UTCNick could not make a camera
fraud.records
2025-09-11 19:02:29 +0000 UTCI can never bring myself to watch this before the main
Devan
2025-09-11 18:41:56 +0000 UTCIs it just me or is Slime looking less bald in this ep? Genuine question.
JSL
2025-09-11 18:38:38 +0000 UTCthis episode was so funny
Arizona
2025-09-11 18:05:30 +0000 UTCwahoo!
Faye852
2025-09-11 18:03:32 +0000 UTC
