Ep. 215 Premium - ludwig handing out some freakin packets yo [VIDEO]
Added 2025-09-04 18:00:09 +0000 UTC00:00:00 - show it to me rachel..
00:01:00 - tommys burger
00:03:10 - the stacker machine
00:05:13 - arcade but its a casino
00:06:10 - nicks idea for ludwig
00:08:30 - the pedo hunters
00:10:44 - aidens reply rule
00:12:30 - slime and the unresistable hole
00:13:34 - how long would it take to dig a hole
00:18:15 - why was the subathon successful?
00:19:15 - mafiathon
00:22:09 - NA sucks at esports
00:24:42 - peterbot
00:29:30 - the top esports
00:30:50 - ludwig gloats about being the hotdog goat
00:42:15 - ludwig did an oopsie
00:44:00 - kelby has been acting out
00:47:00 - 67
00:48:14 - ludwig wants to be a substitue teacher
00:56:50 - being a teacher right now must suck
00:58:00 - the racism for robots stuff
01:02:30 - aiden gets an essay from a french guy
01:03:50 - thanks for watching
Comments
idk why it seems so crazy to me but it's so awesome to me that a teacher could just watch the yard and think it's awesome
rease c
2025-10-13 20:16:40 +0000 UTCAre you the substitute teacher?
Alex D
2025-10-09 17:49:01 +0000 UTC67 is literally just a song lyric. That’s it. It’s stupid.
C
2025-10-06 11:53:51 +0000 UTCMs13 is one of the deadliest gangs on earth and that kid 100% knew what he was doing
Schoepfe
2025-09-29 09:04:02 +0000 UTCHawthorne Heights reference btw, as usual Slime knows ball
Alex Meiller
2025-09-27 01:21:27 +0000 UTCI’m a high school band teacher in Massachusetts and the arts is the only thing keeping kids in school. It’s fucked up that a lot of schools cut it when kids just want to create and be creative
Raul Maldonado
2025-09-19 10:37:22 +0000 UTC"5th graders are like teenagers now" come on now Nick lmfao
Ben On-It
2025-09-16 22:52:28 +0000 UTCThis is my favorite episode so far, Aiden was on fire
Demented Bean
2025-09-15 23:32:20 +0000 UTCGlad I sat down to eat and heard "why are we grossed out by eating our own poop?" lmfao
Ben On-It
2025-09-15 21:07:25 +0000 UTCusing water to eat the hot dog is literally adding items to make the game easier
strawbebbiepeach
2025-09-13 16:21:57 +0000 UTCmia khalifa
jonas lilley
2025-09-11 23:09:40 +0000 UTCXenophobic is for alien species fear
Fenix Samurai
2025-09-11 21:56:28 +0000 UTCAs someone who has to dig large holes for work some times; none of you are getting that hole done in less than 8 hours. Digging bar and shovel as your tools.
Kritur
2025-09-11 12:06:47 +0000 UTCgg nick calling NA good at rocket league with the ssg shit that just happened
zach
2025-09-10 21:04:03 +0000 UTCnick comparing the digging stream to a bladee music video had me fucking dying
Chris smith
2025-09-10 20:31:49 +0000 UTCDamn peter on his tony hawk shit
Wieldypigeon
2025-09-10 04:32:20 +0000 UTCThis hole discussion needs to discover what shellscrapes are . Army dig places to sleep on exercise and if you get unlucky and have to bug out you gotta do another one in the same day. However we get pickaxes and shovels, with just a shovel it would be much harder,
Griggy
2025-09-09 19:41:11 +0000 UTCYo I love how Ludwig basically mogged Slime. Only guy who can really get Slime lol the podcast is finally balanced again.
JSL
2025-09-09 14:37:06 +0000 UTCThe only podcast I listen to where I'll turn the volume down when other people are around even when earphones in.
Kai
2025-09-09 14:15:42 +0000 UTCFaze rug came to my high school and invaded classrooms for a day you can definitely teach a class.
Penguin B
2025-09-09 06:58:40 +0000 UTC8kkkk
WenotheGreat
2025-09-09 05:03:28 +0000 UTCAiden’s lava joke made me chuckle
Phoxal
2025-09-08 19:19:26 +0000 UTCcan't wait for the yard eat off
William Huebner
2025-09-08 17:26:46 +0000 UTCThese boys have never held a shovel clearly😂 Digging is hard. Reminds me of when Nick said he’d never want to take care of his own yard. Different worlds man.
Keaton
2025-09-08 17:01:50 +0000 UTCLudwig basically confirmed he’d be racist to Neanderthals
Kar 32
2025-09-08 16:26:17 +0000 UTCi never watch video why is nick holding that knife so menacingly but also so casually at the same time
Bailey
2025-09-08 15:32:15 +0000 UTCYou don’t want to be a substitute teacher lud
Jaymod
2025-09-08 12:02:42 +0000 UTCnew record: massive loads mentioned under 5 mins into premo
Ethan Provençal
2025-09-08 12:02:17 +0000 UTCoh my GOD rachael show it to me
Squillz
2025-09-08 06:35:58 +0000 UTCSIX SEVEENNNNNN HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH SIX AHHAH SEV SEVENNNN AHAHAHHAHAH
fraud.records
2025-09-07 18:00:28 +0000 UTCsick knife nick, love a good butterfly, whats the model?
Arielle
2025-09-07 17:25:11 +0000 UTCWe can’t let the white people make the AI racist jokes they be liking it a little too much
Kanen
2025-09-07 17:05:44 +0000 UTCI thought they made a Stanley parable reference when they talked abt Stanley hole
surma
2025-09-07 15:25:17 +0000 UTCAs someone finishing high-school rn Nick just recited exactly what like 50% of ppl do on every single piece of schoolwork. even if its in class.
Niv O'Regan
2025-09-07 12:55:39 +0000 UTCalso, Lud you do not want to be a substitute lol. Its like trying to work with twitch chat that is being forced to watch you and only want to go home. But you are right about teaching everything as a sub. Some jobs arent fully posted so you may see a job that says 7th Grade Science but also have to fill in for PE or social studies.
kneesoup
2025-09-07 11:30:27 +0000 UTCas a close to 30 year old teaching grade 7s, the 67 thing is nonstop. A lot of kids are doing next to nothing at home, just hours a day of tik tok or youtube, so this is all they engage with and then struggle to communicate like a human. At least it has finally moved passed skibidi sigma talk
kneesoup
2025-09-07 11:28:28 +0000 UTCBut I do think things change in middle school they go crazy god bless the middle school teachers
Mary
2025-09-07 06:01:29 +0000 UTCI teach second grade and I used to teach fifth and I’m here to tell you the fifth graders are most certainly not teenagers, even the ones who watch TikTok. They are babies! Sure some are overly exposed to the internet but it’s not like their 11 year old brains somehow matured faster and can interpret adult material in a real way. I taught fifth in one of the poorest neighborhoods in Memphis Tennessee and even those kids who were routinely exposed to a lot of violence and like literal gangbanging in their homes were still children, loved playing at recess, arts and crafts, etc TLDR kids in elementary school are small🫶
Mary
2025-09-07 05:38:13 +0000 UTCNo. It’s more like if we let everyone in sports openly do steroids, which is more fun to see
Jackson
2025-09-07 03:12:48 +0000 UTCThis might be the best episode so far
Jason Queen
2025-09-07 02:59:50 +0000 UTCNick's reaction to Ludwig's unprompted six seven killed me
Itamar Ganor
2025-09-07 01:14:57 +0000 UTCLiterally had to look up 6-7 so thank you slime for making me feel better
Amelia Geneva
2025-09-07 01:09:24 +0000 UTCI actually sort of have an answer for the hole question. It's impossible to dig a 6x6 hole, as if you have a shovel with a long enough handle to dig from the bottom and deliver it to the top, you need a wider arc than 6 feet to move the dirt. The holes from the movie Holes are physically impossible to dig with a shovel. They would look more like a cone, with the top being wider than the bottom
Lily Jade
2025-09-06 23:13:46 +0000 UTCHe almost cut his time in half
Roi My Boi
2025-09-06 22:30:09 +0000 UTCOk look I grew up on it so I like it Q_Q
julio aguilera
2025-09-06 19:23:28 +0000 UTCThe hotdog convo is so much funnier knowing that slime crushed a sub 10 sec time
Dan
2025-09-06 16:03:53 +0000 UTCAiden’s pipe rock mention went completely under the radar
Pondlife
2025-09-06 15:47:06 +0000 UTCThe devil is meant to tempt you. Why would they be anywhere near a Tommy’s
Alex
2025-09-06 14:48:21 +0000 UTCThat NileRed hot dog hydrochloric acid thing killed me. Also thank God Slime shat on Ludwig after this. There was no waaaay after Slime did it so flawlessly the first time that Ludwig would take it. Team Slime for the hot dog, Team Aiden for the lights.
Gabe
2025-09-06 14:09:23 +0000 UTCSlime mogging (hot mogging, if you will) Ludwig after all this shit talking makes this a PEAK episode for me haha
jacob beaudway
2025-09-06 10:14:05 +0000 UTCSlime is a goddamn soldier
ManlyMango
2025-09-06 09:06:15 +0000 UTCSlime and nicks argument regarding the "hotdog water strat should not be counted" is crazy. Its like saying SM64 16 star speed runs are not counted because it uses glitches.
Dogsaysarf
2025-09-06 06:13:20 +0000 UTCMy moms a retired principle, she might be able to get you in a class if your serious.
Ethan Robinson
2025-09-06 05:22:55 +0000 UTCXenophobic is being racist against an alien species.
Drax
2025-09-06 04:51:14 +0000 UTCstanley yelnats -2
Nick
2025-09-06 03:38:07 +0000 UTCHonestly top tier rage baiting from Ludwig this ep
5am
2025-09-06 03:05:30 +0000 UTCthe word you guys are looking for is xenophobic
Joseph
2025-09-06 03:02:52 +0000 UTCElementary school teacher checking in 🤍
StarlitMia
2025-09-06 01:52:09 +0000 UTCLudwig not an eater confirmed, he is Slimes child
mikegemme5404 .
2025-09-05 23:47:23 +0000 UTCNA is one of the best regions in TFT which has a really large Asian player base
snj
2025-09-05 23:40:20 +0000 UTCAiden was electric this episode
AtlanticHDMI
2025-09-05 23:05:53 +0000 UTCSlime's hotdog time is actually insane
Chuck
2025-09-05 22:50:54 +0000 UTCrobophobic
f0x
2025-09-05 22:50:39 +0000 UTCHe let Lud chirp knowing full well he was gonna clear. His restraint is impressive
Andrew Defreese
2025-09-05 22:46:59 +0000 UTCthe lud substitute bit had me laughing more than just an exhale out of my nose
Devin Pettys
2025-09-05 22:27:12 +0000 UTCplease
gabriel
2025-09-05 21:21:41 +0000 UTCi'll tip you $100 tax free to never talk about league again
gabriel
2025-09-05 21:21:31 +0000 UTCRemoving the dog and using water is just tech, slime wants glitchless and ludwig wants any%. And frankly any% is cooler.
Myriapoda03
2025-09-05 21:11:23 +0000 UTCLMFAO
Dad Rs
2025-09-05 20:57:56 +0000 UTCI love when Aiden drops star wars knowledge. I'd love to get in a call and just chop it up with him for hours about the star wars lore
Ju5tGr8
2025-09-05 20:17:51 +0000 UTCAlso they do start getting mean right at 5th grade. They said I looked like Jeffery Dahmer because the Evan Peters one had just came out and I didn't get a haircut.
Reek
2025-09-05 18:57:54 +0000 UTCI worked as a sub for awhile and you basically just get to look at a website that says what jobs are available in the district and you just click the button that says ok i'll be there.
Reek
2025-09-05 18:53:17 +0000 UTC5:30 The Quartering is a crazy pull I used to watch that guy in like 2020 when I was a degen right wing loser
icykangaroo
2025-09-05 18:52:40 +0000 UTCLud saying "I'm not a real eater" alone in his room after choking on a hotdog hits different after this ep
John
2025-09-05 18:46:32 +0000 UTCthats what im sayin
Colin Montville
2025-09-05 18:46:19 +0000 UTCSlime gold medals the hotdog 100 2026
amonte prensa
2025-09-05 18:39:30 +0000 UTCHope you have a better day man!
ErnestoP
2025-09-05 18:29:25 +0000 UTCI had a horrible day and listening to this episode had me laughing constantly and genuinely cheered me up. I don't want to be too sappy but this podcast helped me today and I felt like sharing.
Dawid Coetzee
2025-09-05 18:20:15 +0000 UTCA pitch for Nick’s Million Dollar Idea: Free Parking in LA (for Pedophiles)
John
2025-09-05 18:12:10 +0000 UTC35:30 bro what is water if not an item.
shirley
2025-09-05 17:39:43 +0000 UTCListening to this full knowing slime dropped the 9 sec dog is so funny
Jacob Perez
2025-09-05 17:30:11 +0000 UTCThe smash analogy would be better if it was the opposite, water is items on. No water is more competitive and interesting.
Zachary dt
2025-09-05 17:20:35 +0000 UTCConey did a version of their “trapped in an arcade” video idea, where he couldn’t leave a Round1 until he got enough tickets for The Big Prize ™️ which was a saxophone for 64,000 tickets. I think it took him a few days
Jozef
2025-09-05 17:13:00 +0000 UTCLuds got a European mind in an American body, with a Japanese soul
SirFartsAlot420
2025-09-05 17:12:31 +0000 UTCLud, if you want SR to improve you gotta swap Palafox back out for Insanity.
Roy Wright
2025-09-05 16:56:39 +0000 UTCdigging a hole is hard manual labor but incredibly satisfying, time can vary widely depending on what you're digging into
Taro
2025-09-05 15:18:32 +0000 UTCPRX is not Korean lol
Luke Miner
2025-09-05 14:53:25 +0000 UTCWhy are they talking about Harold so much this ep ?
93 Feet of Smoked Meat
2025-09-05 14:33:51 +0000 UTCNick for school using ai properly and getting away with it is really easy I’m a junior in college rn and you literally just have to rewrite what it says into your own words and also adding your own information into the prompts. It’s very easy to cheat these days but the amount of ways schools are trying to stop it is insane. Lock down browsers, webcams on it just feels creepy when you can still cheat anyway
evanf133 TR
2025-09-05 14:20:08 +0000 UTCalthough the gap is getting smaller NA has always been the best at pro Apex. Nick is right cause its a very console adjecent game where controllers have an advantage because of aim assist, so much so that previously mouse and keyboard using pros had to learn using controller.
Victor
2025-09-05 14:16:43 +0000 UTCI dont know how "e-sport" it is, but the competative world of warcraft scene (race to world first) is dominated by NA right now. The entire current expansion was won by Team Liquid.
Michael Tullo
2025-09-05 13:48:33 +0000 UTCHad a dream that yall had Neil deGrasse Tyson on. Just realized that wasn't real and now I'm upset
Joey Buck
2025-09-05 13:47:36 +0000 UTCWilling to conduct market research from the 11th graders I teach
Colton Crenshaw
2025-09-05 12:23:23 +0000 UTCHave you guys seen the anime The Devil Is a Part-Timer??? So funny. That’s what the first minute reminded me of.
StarlitMia
2025-09-05 11:32:14 +0000 UTCThey had this format a decade ago in Germany where they got celebrities to teach as substitute teachers in high school classes, but they prepared actual lessons on their expertise or experience in a fun way. I think Alligatoah, the rapper, taught poetry. Pretty cool.
Jamie Hauken
2025-09-05 10:11:31 +0000 UTCI think I've had that issue in YouTube comments before where they ask me for my sources, I reply with studies or articles, they are links, they never see the reply because it doesn't get through and they think they've won.
Jamie Hauken
2025-09-05 08:23:47 +0000 UTCincredible ludwig ragebait
9G0D
2025-09-05 08:22:46 +0000 UTCevery time Ludwig mentions anything about league, Zipper should automatically fact check it cause Ludwig's rate of being correct is for sure lower than his ranked win rate. he needs to be punished for being so confidently wrong all the time
emmagaming
2025-09-05 07:32:33 +0000 UTCAmerica has MvC on lock
Jorge M
2025-09-05 06:51:03 +0000 UTCIf lud is emerald then Elon is top 10 at poe
astronot
2025-09-05 06:08:44 +0000 UTCPlease censor the bottom of Aiden’s shoes next time
Noah Kumar
2025-09-05 06:08:05 +0000 UTC6 7 hit the luddy uncs 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❌🚿😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Shill Biden
2025-09-05 05:03:59 +0000 UTCwhy do aidens shoes have a pussy?
Miles
2025-09-05 05:00:56 +0000 UTC6 7 is from a bad rap that I think gen alpha was making fun of (with the hand motion) but also used in TikTok edits and sports edits (lamelo ball reference) and that was like months ago and now it’s like post ironic with gen alpha and gen z catching on and making fun of it and it just became a verbal tick kind of like 21 was on vine so when people say it they make the hand motion and laugh. I’m a peer reviewed academic in this trust me
garfMarenghi
2025-09-05 04:25:24 +0000 UTCNa isnt definitely the best at val but G2 is the most consistent and definitely is the favorite to win champs
Eli Weijers
2025-09-05 04:18:25 +0000 UTCVirginia is for lovers, fuck you Mr. Bruno
Rad Edson
2025-09-05 03:06:58 +0000 UTClet me get this straight, the guy named mr. dark skinned hates mexicans?
TMFD
2025-09-05 02:56:56 +0000 UTCludwig's stream when he has tts on is basically a substitute teacher in a classroom of 12 year olds
bee
2025-09-05 02:47:56 +0000 UTCam teacher. it mostly sucks for 4th grade plus, but covid really made it tough for everyone, to say the very least. all in all: don’t give your kids a JT
Eep
2025-09-05 02:34:44 +0000 UTCthey discovered any% vs any other category 👏
Mike Levesque
2025-09-05 02:29:40 +0000 UTC“5th graders are teenagers now” is going to POP on The Yard out of context
Zachary Mitchell
2025-09-05 01:48:29 +0000 UTC47:05 sent a visceral reaction through my whole body but i cant stop rewatching it. its almost beautiful in a way
Helious
2025-09-05 01:40:17 +0000 UTCListening to Ludwig being so sure about himself on the hotdog thing already knowing Slime mogged his ass is beautiful.
Zillaniel
2025-09-05 01:39:27 +0000 UTCi've known him since he was a magic the gathering unboxing channel then he proceeded to lead a hatewave to a female cosplayer and get banned from the game. was crazy learning he became a rightwing online talking head
Phoeveryoung
2025-09-05 01:14:02 +0000 UTCBatreon: and we all just beat off
Eric Jean
2025-09-05 00:53:04 +0000 UTCLudwig getting mercilessly mogged by Slime in the hotdog eating after all that yapping is hilarious
Andy Hackett
2025-09-05 00:47:55 +0000 UTCi think when it comes to how fast can you eat ONE dog you shouldnt have the water
Dr4k
2025-09-05 00:43:38 +0000 UTCThis ep is a lot funnier knowing Lud went from eater to beater in 49.46 seconds
Virilikus
2025-09-05 00:26:08 +0000 UTCNick is actually saying ban wave dashing because they didnt intend air dodge to be used like that. The pro eaters use water not for the spectator, they do it because they want to win. Thats it. The same reason to wave dash or jiggle peak, or korean back dash.
yacob
2025-09-05 00:09:32 +0000 UTCG2 from NA has a serious chance at winning VCT
Rodney Gordon
2025-09-05 00:02:04 +0000 UTCGenuine question: why do the pedophiles deserve any less than street justice?
John Harris
2025-09-04 23:51:31 +0000 UTCClanker was funny, but there are a bunch that are just normal slurs
C0sm1cH4z3
2025-09-04 23:45:43 +0000 UTCIt’s so awesome that they started the main ep with the hotdog video to see the lead up. The patreon ep is just watching Ludwig hang himself for an hour with future knowledge.
Sunny D
2025-09-04 23:38:38 +0000 UTCI think the water vs no water dog is like 16 star vs 70 star. The water is a modifier that definitely changes the fundamental way to play the game from its designed/intended way. But it’s also swaggy as hell. BLJs are cool, but so is a natural, homegrown awesome guy playing the game fast.
Sunny D
2025-09-04 23:36:23 +0000 UTCYou win, I no longer care about d&d even If Ludwig kills at it
Josh Anderson
2025-09-04 23:28:19 +0000 UTCI didnt get my trinkets >:(
C0sm1cH4z3
2025-09-04 22:43:23 +0000 UTCi might be crazy but listening to ludwig's unwavering confidence after being the only one to grind (and then still getting mogged) is harder to listen to than the lights argument
James Conway
2025-09-04 22:42:25 +0000 UTC"Ohio is for lovers" I'm here and it's just not
Christian Sanko
2025-09-04 22:31:29 +0000 UTCHoly shit jreg mentioned
Crim
2025-09-04 22:01:44 +0000 UTCThey were having this cum vs poop conversation like it a was a Hank Green debate
DontJoelMe
2025-09-04 21:57:29 +0000 UTCFirst 5 minutes brought me back
Wompie
2025-09-04 21:51:13 +0000 UTCI know hes baiting but watching this after seeing the intro for the new main ep is sooooo satisfying, my goat shut that fool down!!!
Sleeepy Shadow
2025-09-04 21:48:53 +0000 UTCwatching ludwig so adamantly claim slime could never beat him when he demolished him in nearly half the time is so funny
Snow
2025-09-04 21:33:33 +0000 UTCNick saying we’re good at Rocket League really hurt me internally cuz EU beats us consistently and every other region is newer to the LAN scene and they get less spots
Brad
2025-09-04 21:24:26 +0000 UTCngl man that’s like the complete opposite of what happened 😭
Caspian Bradford
2025-09-04 21:03:32 +0000 UTCwhat a sentence man
Caspian Bradford
2025-09-04 21:02:32 +0000 UTCYeah there are 50 year olds that talk like peterbot, and I work with 4 of them
Abad95
2025-09-04 20:59:02 +0000 UTCThanks for falsly advertising the minis as a set and an august reward
Brandon Arner
2025-09-04 20:48:31 +0000 UTCMan they gotta get on the mew tiktok lingo man my goats can’t be washed like this
Breanna
2025-09-04 20:10:14 +0000 UTCas a high school teacher its v interesting hearing what it looks like from the outside the kids are in a million times better of a place than most people assume, and they 100% do not know ludwig lmao
Owen Thornton
2025-09-04 19:55:52 +0000 UTCBut what about the lights?
Niall Coyle
2025-09-04 19:54:57 +0000 UTCWhen they said 67 my eyes popped out of my sockets and my tongue rolled out of my mouth like a beautiful carpet
LaNerdJR
2025-09-04 19:41:11 +0000 UTCY’all cracked jokes in school while I was cracking the lunch lady
Noah
2025-09-04 19:32:14 +0000 UTCit's so funny hearing ludwig talking shit about the hot dogs. he loses to slime BAD the night after recording this
Keith Riessen
2025-09-04 19:16:41 +0000 UTCNormally when Ludwig gets really into something, everyone kind of engages with it. The hotdog thing is the only time it feels like the rest of the group is like "I'm good man, you can have this one."
Addison Willmon
2025-09-04 18:52:40 +0000 UTCIt's crazy to hear the Quartering mentioned, when I worked on Apex Legends someone leaked the game to him and he made a video but everyone thought he was stupid and didn't believe him lol
Noah N
2025-09-04 18:38:46 +0000 UTCi love that tiktok lol the mom starts geeking
serendipitous goatsie
2025-09-04 18:27:57 +0000 UTCAiden reusing fits for yard premium and lemonade stand
Dawson Sjomeling
2025-09-04 18:15:26 +0000 UTCListening to the hotdog segment knowing Slime mogged Ludwig is awesome
Muzammil Naeem
2025-09-04 18:07:37 +0000 UTCtwo minutes in and they're already talking about eating poop banger ep incoming
han
2025-09-04 18:05:01 +0000 UTCwahoo!
Faye852
2025-09-04 18:03:12 +0000 UTC
