Ep. 213 Premium - Clueless White Guy Orders in Perfect Chinese, Shocks Patrons [VIDEO]
Added 2025-08-21 18:00:10 +0000 UTC00:00:00 - aiden is back from sweden
00:00:40 - how white is sweden
00:03:00 - aiden is fried
00:03:50 - European Man BLOWS UP on 30-Year-Old Car CRASH Victim
00:13:55 - aiden is happy to be back
00:16:00 - the car accident
00:18:35 - ludwig went to the natural history museum
00:20:30 - back to ludwigs accident..
00:23:00 - why nick isn't here
00:25:00 - aidens trip to sweden
00:29:10 - aidens value on the podcast
00:30:15 - r/myboyfriendisai
00:34:20 - the highest grossing animated film of all time
00:36:33 - aiden tried speaking in a new language abroad
00:39:34 - slime made a parody of sabrina carpenters song
00:42:05 - slime went to traffic court
00:42:45 - would shitting on the desk be contempt in court?
00:43:15 - calling a lawyer
00:48:20 - we did the hot dog eating challenge
00:51:20 - AITA for asking for my payout even though I'm fine?
00:57:15 - ludwigs accident
Comments
It’s like there’s something different that makes it better ? I can’t put my finger on it though..
Aidan .
2025-09-23 10:33:21 +0000 UTCColonizer Aiden in the flesh
Oden Tofte
2025-09-20 20:44:53 +0000 UTCthis gotta be one of the best premium eps of all time
caleb
2025-09-06 07:23:05 +0000 UTCmy friggen hoodie was delayed for 2 weeks because lud got in an accident
Stoozy
2025-09-05 16:54:43 +0000 UTC48:00
g d
2025-08-31 03:03:53 +0000 UTCAiden is truly gods strongest soldier sometimes
Joshua Haskett
2025-08-27 20:12:05 +0000 UTCWas he still right?
Austin Braswell
2025-08-27 10:50:29 +0000 UTCsaying "doing LS" is crazy and I wanted to be on ludwig's side so bad but literally couldn't lmfao. great episode, ty dr. stand
ManlyMango
2025-08-27 00:13:26 +0000 UTCLS is great. Now whenever there is an mess up on the pod, you can call it an LSF
Mary Coffelt
2025-08-26 13:16:48 +0000 UTCThis penguin stands on business
Lucifer
2025-08-26 04:54:50 +0000 UTC57:27 no lud the issue is you tried to pass a car turning left on the left...you do not need more speed
glasshouses
2025-08-26 00:25:58 +0000 UTCNah Aiden in the wrong and Nick is gone and he my favorite so im peeved off
fraud.records
2025-08-25 18:27:28 +0000 UTCFb
Kate Theisen
2025-08-25 13:46:39 +0000 UTCTo be fair to Aiden, Lemonade Stand is an obnoxiously long name
VraelRahl
2025-08-25 07:17:07 +0000 UTCHate to be that guy, but 企鵝 as “business goose” is actually a bad translation. 企 can mean business when used as 企業. But when used alone it means standing. So penguin in Chinese actually is written as standing goose.
Ricky Creates
2025-08-25 06:04:09 +0000 UTCits weird how different slime acts now must be him finally getting a gf
Jacob Tower
2025-08-25 01:39:34 +0000 UTCNe Zha is famously just a twink boy with greater than Herculean strength, beating gods with nothing but a red ribbon
Dead3yeRoberts
2025-08-25 01:25:10 +0000 UTCwas going to lose it over another 20 minute argument about scheduling if it wasn't for the fact ludwig actually got into a car accident
Tyler Moloney
2025-08-25 00:20:10 +0000 UTCOk having an episode rn but hear me out: an episode where 4 women take your place as judges, and each one of you, one by one, has to come in and plead for the yard being a women's podcast. QT, Cinna, Poki and Rae would be the best panel, with Lily and Emily as potential subs. Could rank who did the best (slime) and at the end, if they were convinced. Sorry for the unsolicited suggestion in advance, will pay extra to stay here. Its also kind of homophobic to ban me
Samuel Brillant Kingsley
2025-08-25 00:12:09 +0000 UTCI got back into my patreon after over 5 years just to upgrade my membership. I don’t usually do things like this because I don’t like to spend the money but the DND episodes are so worth it!!! Shoutout to the yard for such a great idea, the dungeon master is such a chill dude and vibes with the guys perfectly! 11/10
Hunter King
2025-08-24 14:43:56 +0000 UTCI'm pretty sure there's like three other people that got that reference hahaha
Zadkiel _
2025-08-24 14:12:36 +0000 UTCSeeing the entire build up of Aidens crash out, seeing the bandages, and knowing the trap he is blindly walking into, a trap the two individuals in the room with him are knowingly leaving waiting. I've never seen such compelling cinema. Holy shit and then Ludwig explains the story and you can literally see Aiden connect the dots. I'm laughing so hard it hurts. Bravo
Brett
2025-08-24 07:43:32 +0000 UTCThe pure rage aiden had screaming "WE COUDLD OF JUST DONE IT AT ELEVEN" was deffo top 5 aiden crash outs LOLOL
Markkosu
2025-08-24 06:22:08 +0000 UTCThe way I was howling laughing when Ludwig said it was 5PM "on the dot"– lmfaooo
RadicalCapitol
2025-08-24 05:38:58 +0000 UTCSo peeing on someone could be assault and battery
Jacob Greenlee
2025-08-24 04:03:25 +0000 UTCAs someone who rides a motorcycle, listening to them talk abt anything bike related makes me feel insane. Especially Lud lol The others is just like, normie non rider stuff, but I feel like Lud does not appreciate how close he has been to death while riding.(Especially after Tip to Tip! Crazy!)
Alex Meiller
2025-08-24 03:03:38 +0000 UTCWhat’s crazy is Ludwig lives in California where lane splitting is legal and he STILL chose to use the bike lane
Garrett
2025-08-24 02:50:05 +0000 UTCBeginning was a top 5 aiden crashout
juan Duran
2025-08-24 00:13:35 +0000 UTCSorry Aiden, couldn't care less about LS
Jose Mendoza
2025-08-23 22:15:41 +0000 UTCI'm always on your side Aimen, you're rarely wrong.
TenaciousDealer
2025-08-23 18:05:18 +0000 UTCCall me LS the way I'm neurodivergent was a masterful pull
Josh Geng
2025-08-23 17:37:14 +0000 UTCAnyone know the brand of the Mars t shirt from the cowboy bebop drop?
Noah
2025-08-23 14:03:17 +0000 UTCMens Rea diarrhea fucking killed me man LMAO great ep!
jacob beaudway
2025-08-23 12:58:00 +0000 UTC100000000% thing almost done being about an hour is insane. 30 min at most. An hour is not almost done. Getting an almost done text and then not asking how close is more insane.
Jtag
2025-08-23 10:34:11 +0000 UTCBanger ep, easily one of the best lmao. Amazing crashout Into Ludwig’s accident had me doubled over laughing at work.
Jtag
2025-08-23 10:30:37 +0000 UTCDude lud is an actual psychopath wtf 😭😭😭
Wilson Spiegel
2025-08-23 05:45:03 +0000 UTCHow the hell Sad Boyz get Tom Scott on before y'all?
Jussom
2025-08-23 05:40:08 +0000 UTCAs someone who has been in a car accident recently Ludwig’s reaction is frustrating. 1. Going about his day as if it’s normal should not be what he does. He has to take it slow and let his body heal. Yes he has responsibilities but he’s also privileged enough to have two PAs and a working staff that can cover some of the workload because you make your condition worse you’re not helping your health in the long run. 2. Not telling your friends about the accident is insane especially since you work close with them everyday. Aiden crash out is still valid because you’re pushing something that can be covered by both folks. Maybe they have an attendance requirement but I’m sure Aiden and Slime could figure out a good premium episode while Ludwig recovers and not inconvenience them with your unavailability when you should be taking rest of day off. Wishing Ludwig a speedy recovery and hope he takes it slow before hopping back on another Vespa.
Adarius B
2025-08-23 05:32:27 +0000 UTCI'm unsure if I've said anything about this yet, but I live in LA and work as a forensic engineer. I get paid to investigate and analyze traffic collisions (mostly). I've seen a significant number of collisions involving motorcycles/scooters that resulted in fatalities or significant injuries. In most cases, the injured party would have been okay in a vehicle with doors. Death isn't even the worst result you can have. Ludwig - I implore you to hang up your Vespa keys and stick to driving. Motorcycles, or really any 2-wheeled transportation, is incredibly dangerous. Not even just in LA, as I've seen really gruesome accidents all around the world from VERY experienced riders. Don't become another statistic - please.
S O
2025-08-23 02:06:01 +0000 UTCI think it's important to note that there have been, historiclly, way more racist countrys. We live in the least racist time period so far
Jack N
2025-08-22 21:32:22 +0000 UTCIt's so funny they call Sweden this white paradise when they all live in like, the most racist country ever of all time ever
BrynIE
2025-08-22 21:09:07 +0000 UTCI feel for Aiden, there is nothing quite like than getting "Englished" in the EU, it would happen pretty much constantly when I studied abroad in Germany. In western Germany and especially eastern Germany, a hint of American accent got you a near perfect English response.. ended up speaking English with most people there other than older people who never learned.
danke_ssbm
2025-08-22 21:05:11 +0000 UTCLudwig please stop trying to end it all on this vespa 😭 Can’t wait for Nick to defend himself next episode 🤣
FinalFantazC
2025-08-22 20:07:40 +0000 UTCne zha (nuh-jah) does appear in journey of the west as well as some other prominent characters of Chinese literature and are tied to some spiritual belief like the buddha and the bodhisattva.
Logan Puetz
2025-08-22 20:00:23 +0000 UTCThis is such a fucking funny ep
Tryker 909
2025-08-22 19:22:08 +0000 UTClwk (lowkey) tbh (to be honest) that cbtm (could be the move) and dlow (on the down low) allg (all good)
jonas lilley
2025-08-22 19:19:22 +0000 UTCValid crash out
Meeph Ez
2025-08-22 18:36:41 +0000 UTCThe lemonade stand spell worked
Skyler
2025-08-22 17:32:25 +0000 UTCJust took the bar assault is an intentional tort so there has to be mens rea (not legal advice)
Connor Giveans
2025-08-22 16:49:58 +0000 UTClud’s really just got the mound out today huh
andrew
2025-08-22 15:59:05 +0000 UTCi give the cat head till it's flat... the stinkiest slime
f0x
2025-08-22 15:02:38 +0000 UTCAiden was cooking this episode. The crash out at the beginning, the Nezha 2 part. On a roll.
Gabe
2025-08-22 14:12:49 +0000 UTCTop 3 Aiden moment
Ben Crabb
2025-08-22 13:43:32 +0000 UTCgotta check out this chinese nadeshot movie they kept talkin about
Tan G
2025-08-22 12:43:24 +0000 UTCOne of the most valid Aiden crashouts.
Samuel Khan
2025-08-22 12:14:11 +0000 UTC"Mens rea Dia rea" had me fucking jajajanding in all caps
Gonzalo Sabat
2025-08-22 11:40:00 +0000 UTCtop 10 premo
Theodore Sherman
2025-08-22 11:10:17 +0000 UTCLS is unacceptable, but LemSta would be fine. LMK (let me know) if you need any other advice
Aaron _
2025-08-22 11:07:59 +0000 UTCI knew about the flat headed car from Lindsay Nikole. Excellent cat content. They've evolved to be semi-aquatic!
Jamie Hauken
2025-08-22 11:00:11 +0000 UTCWe learned in First Aid that AFTER encouraging the person to cough as hard as they can and AFTER bending them over a table and hitting them in the direction you want it to fly out on the higher back five times, waiting for the muscles to relax in between and not doing it rhythmically, and AFTER then holding them in front of your chest and hitting double hand fisted under the rip cage full swing another five times, waiting for the muscles to relax in-between again, AND they are by that point passed out because they couldn't breathe for too long, THEN you can lie them on their back, overstretch their neck, call an ambulance and start reanimation, including breathing into their mouth or nose (with the other one held close) twice between every thirty chest compressions. Even if you think it's stuck too much in there, pushing it further in by blowing might actually work and be helpful in that situation to get any air by and bridge the time before the ambulance arrives. Now, if someone is actively speaking to you, don't do that. Or anything. Go to a doctor. You don't want to cause someone to need reanimation if you don't already need to do that. That's bad. But there is A situation in which you could blow in their mouth when they've got something stuck in there and there is no medical or emergency personnel nearby. But if you speak, you breathe, and you want to keep it that way.
Jamie Hauken
2025-08-22 10:59:34 +0000 UTCWhen they talked about clankers, I had to pull up the clip of Evil Neuro being called a clanker and gaining sentience. I feel like Slime would enjoy that one, too.
Jamie Hauken
2025-08-22 09:58:02 +0000 UTCAiden is valid and Ludwig’s accident is karma
10 Tails
2025-08-22 07:39:39 +0000 UTCI love over and aiden's just wet all of a sudden with no fan fair and I had to go back to make sure that's different from normal
Murkus
2025-08-22 06:43:47 +0000 UTCvalid crashout
matt Abegglen
2025-08-22 06:32:04 +0000 UTCLudwig is so electric when he doesn’t stream
Ryan
2025-08-22 05:48:14 +0000 UTCIt’s crazy being 16 and seeing how behind they are bc why is sybau being brought up 4 months later
TomBradySon
2025-08-22 04:33:38 +0000 UTCWould this be mens rea is a top 10 question fr bro im crying
Bake Mo
2025-08-22 04:27:42 +0000 UTCI’ve never heard Aiden’s voice reach that octave he could hit a mean soprano
Bake Mo
2025-08-22 04:17:48 +0000 UTCHating shit 🤣
Bake Mo
2025-08-22 04:17:31 +0000 UTCI audibly cheered when I saw nick wasn’t on this episode. Breath of fresh air
AH
2025-08-22 03:27:48 +0000 UTCAiden's water bottle sitting there like Chekov's gun during the first ten minutes
Zachary B
2025-08-22 03:13:03 +0000 UTCAll time premo
Tylan
2025-08-22 02:56:11 +0000 UTCim so high im commenting this so i can check and see if ainden crashout is as right as he is rn when im sober
nell
2025-08-22 02:32:31 +0000 UTC2 squirts should be 2:00 two zquirty is 2:30 😤
Norovar
2025-08-22 02:23:59 +0000 UTCw crashout, fucking hilarious
Dylan C
2025-08-22 01:15:42 +0000 UTCStarting the episode with a Linus Media "Hard R" type situation from Ludwig. Nice.
Shaun Potter
2025-08-22 01:04:57 +0000 UTCgenerational crashout from aiden this ep. so valid. team aimen all the way, except the no ETA thing, bit raw
jonah emswiler
2025-08-22 00:49:03 +0000 UTCThis has to be a top 10 premo episode of all time
shadenfreude
2025-08-22 00:38:50 +0000 UTCludwig reached osama-esque levels of emotional terrorism in this episode
den
2025-08-21 23:42:49 +0000 UTCI always thought cg's were nice collarbones. Cuz say you were kind enough to bestow a pearl necklace on someone or someone was really workin a salt shaker. Yeah
2013 Acura ILX [critical condition]
2025-08-21 22:56:05 +0000 UTChe was in a life threatening vehicular accident in the bicycle lane that was not his fault in any way tho
Chuck
2025-08-21 22:45:10 +0000 UTCRollercoaster of emotions. 1. White guy who makes more than doctor returns from Nordic vacation, begins complaining about inconvenience of having multiple popular podcasts. Team Ludwig. 2. Aimen reveals he is being bounced around like a ping pong ball between chronically, famously late Ludwig and Atrioc. Team Aimen. 3. Aimen reveals he messaged "almost done" with no ETA attached which in many circles means "it'll be an hour, borderline have to cancel" Team Ludwig. 4. Car crash reveal. K.O. win for dubbin
Fin Rawson
2025-08-21 22:24:44 +0000 UTCThis is the funniest premium ep yet, I am in tears
ethan huggett
2025-08-21 22:12:10 +0000 UTCLudwig still being incosiderate, if he sent a message delaying the shoot he could have explained why
Sergio Guajardo
2025-08-21 22:08:24 +0000 UTCAs a yard and lemonade stand Patreon subscriber, I am going to have to cancel my lemonade stand subscription. I have to stand with Ludwig and Slime lol
Robert Soto
2025-08-21 21:41:00 +0000 UTCArguably even more common in the patreon episodes
Derek
2025-08-21 21:37:36 +0000 UTCAiden is on the Eepstein list for this one
Sunny D
2025-08-21 21:26:56 +0000 UTCaiden is an absolute beast 7 minutes in. wow. the swedes will thrive once he arrives for good
Lexi
2025-08-21 20:22:20 +0000 UTCI hope Ludwig has State Farm I’ve heard they’re good
Reyce
2025-08-21 19:56:25 +0000 UTCFrom the wiki: In Journey to the West, Nezha was a general under his father, "Pagoda-wielding Heavenly King" Li Jing. He fought the Monkey King, Sun Wukong, when the latter rebelled against the Jade Emperor. They later became friends.[13] Nezha made some appearances in the novel to help the four protagonists defeat powerful demons including his adoptive sister, Lady Earth Flow. So to use slime's comparison, it's like if there was a genderbent Poseidon movie and slime said, "she meets Zeus?"
Sean
2025-08-21 19:44:03 +0000 UTCRead title as “clueless wine guy orders crackers and cheese” initially
Julian Vigil
2025-08-21 19:41:41 +0000 UTCit’s posted thank u
Jay Womp
2025-08-21 19:32:12 +0000 UTCAiden having a valid crash out only for Ludwig to bink the 3 pointer on him is all time
Pikwii
2025-08-21 19:31:40 +0000 UTCdamn, no super secret bonus ep this week.
Caseyreese
2025-08-21 19:22:40 +0000 UTCSo sorry to hear Aiden contracted LS 😔 Hang in there buddy, we're all wishing you the best 💐
McCMayo
2025-08-21 19:10:43 +0000 UTCHe's filling in for zipper
Quinn
2025-08-21 19:10:16 +0000 UTCIs Rich zipper?
Tony Lozano
2025-08-21 19:08:41 +0000 UTCdid he just say supertf episode?!! POST IT FUCKERS
Jay Womp
2025-08-21 19:06:17 +0000 UTCAs a new patron I’m glad the obligatory complain about Ludwig segment is also in the patron episodes
RunningShirtGuy
2025-08-21 19:03:47 +0000 UTCWhite guy orders in perfect minionese pill shaped guy shoked
girl lamer
2025-08-21 19:01:29 +0000 UTCValid aiden crashout!!1
Shreyans 2
2025-08-21 18:52:19 +0000 UTCon god
im fake
2025-08-21 18:44:32 +0000 UTCaiden pouring water on his head as he learns lud literally got hit by a car is so fucking funny
CJ Bingman
2025-08-21 18:41:56 +0000 UTCnah fuck lemonade stand
Chuck
2025-08-21 18:26:24 +0000 UTCI'm 5 minutes in and I'm already dying from the revival of ludwig's squirts. Glad to see he really hasn't changed (derogatory)
Zeloxus
2025-08-21 18:25:56 +0000 UTCThat is a seriously goated Aiden Crashout
Majkl Lupoměský
2025-08-21 18:19:45 +0000 UTCAimen crashouts are peak yarb
Caden
2025-08-21 18:15:20 +0000 UTCI’m just glad that Aiden feels relaxed after a weeklong vacation
Krinios
2025-08-21 18:13:53 +0000 UTCwahoo!
Faye852
2025-08-21 18:10:36 +0000 UTCI was listening to the audio and then this baby drops less go
Gooby
2025-08-21 18:10:02 +0000 UTCAiden being eepy and using "LS" makes me want Dax Flame back as Aiden.
Peytwenty
2025-08-21 18:09:40 +0000 UTCbro hit publish on the premium before the main LOL
stel phone
2025-08-21 18:04:26 +0000 UTC
