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Ep. 204 Premium - 'gods wet mistakes' [VIDEO]

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killerwario

I’m starting to realize I might agree with Nick on everything. He’s right bro Babe Ruth was somehow juicing idk how you can work out the logistics but he’s fucking right

Daniel Lopez

Nick asking if people had the concept of god prior to Jesus is the dumbest question I’ve ever heard - even ignoring that they were all already Jewish. Bros never read Percy Jackson?

RunningShirtGuy

The answer is AOC, easy target to get on the pod.

Matthew

Ya StubHub sucks ass. Spent 2 days talking to 7 agents just to find out my concert tickets never existed.

Toby Beyer

slime is right im paying for content on a paywalled website. i cant afford this

Joel Lobo

As someone who works a "normal" job with "normal" hours, I've trained myself to wake up and "rhea" every morning before work. One, because it's fairly hard labor and I don't wanna shit myself. Two, I hardly have time for breaks and I when I do I'm sweaty af, and shitting with a sweaty ass and work boots on is just a no for me lol

Riley Naehu

The white genocide thing is even crazier, because when you asked Grok about it before, it would say it wasn't real (because it isn't). But then Elon started claiming it was real, and few days later Grok started doing all that shit with bringing it up randomly and suggesting it might be real. Then users decided to ask Grok directly why it was bringing it up, and Grok said that while normally it doesn't support things with no evidence, someone commanded it in its code to make an exception for this case, and to try and steer conversation towards it. Meaning Elon got mad his bot was contradicting him, and made the engineers change it. Top tier loser behavior.

Thothrax

Achievable dream guest? Jerma

Jens Marissens

ok but could the rizzler start ww3

Ketna

#grokmademedoit

Chi O

Bill burr has had a podcast for a loong time now. I can assure he has covered it

Nate G

New Zealand national anthem sound like a one piece song

Jayce Marshall

Boys get Shane Gilles pleeeease

Robbie Kinloch

- socrates said he knew nothing *except* eros, as in the only thing he really knows about is erotic desire (from plato's symposium). so he fucks - also in the symposium, notable super hot hunk man Alcibiades basically breaks down the door and begs socrates to fuck him again. so he fucks good - socrates was executed for "corrupting the youth of athens" but really it was probably about supporting some tyrannical gov't (and being annoying) - the real term for ancient greek boy love is "pederasty"

funktorial

Told my girlfriend to guess the bi one. She guessed nick...

Nate

The ai that has been convinced pedophilia is good sounds weirdly like will neff

jmiester26 _

fk my disgusting chungus life, they mentioned it as soon as I unpaused the ep 😭

dashstar

I figured someone in the comments woulda mentioned it but there’s already a One Piece fan project called One Pace that aims to fix the pacing issues. pretty sure it’s already at Egghead too

dashstar

yoo @Nick a guy on youtube made a great video with his plan of going back in time and convincing everybody hes God, its called Unlimited rice puddinng by exurb1a

Slowepoke

What a crazy take on national anthems...

Canty

Bronze era is late 19th century-1910s Silver era is 20s-50s Golden era (Arnold/Frank Zane/lee haney) is 60s-80s Mass monster era begins with dorian yates winning the olympia Modern era is 2010s-now

Rocco

Testosterone wasn’t synthesized until the 1940s, bronze and some silver era bodybuilders are completely natural because there was nothing for them to take.

Rocco

I shaved my balls for this

Ken Ken

gotta love nicks once per episode stupid fuckin question

BimbustheWise

hot girls wake up to rhea

Hanna Smith

in what world does slime know fernando tatis jr but not messi. my goat

Jaden Perleoni

Jerma episode when

Ignatius Mullin

“no one just gives up smoke” from the guy who literally gave up smoke is peak

sillyguy123

ludwig is so valid for the mach 5 to the nut

* Bub *

Legit just happened to me rn, wake n rhea

Eddy R.

fun fact old baseball pros did meth or crack

ayya buub

Jacob Wysocki is my personal dream guest for the pod, and I think that's very achievable. you guys would vibe so well.

terminallybill

did Lud use an epilator on his balls?

Elise-Marie

Archduke Dennis

Jimmy Chieffo

We're ignoring the glaring possibility that Mary was just r*ped whilst asleep

Andrew Uddin

i nair and its fine. i dont even use the special stuff. 8 minute timer on the phone, wipe with a towel. irritation that day but 3 wipes MAX after that

Rand Ordway

I know it doesn't really matter but the Archduke was heir to the throne of Austria-Hungary which was one of 5ish major European powers. Also neat fact fact his sons both wound up in a concentration camp during ww2 for being part of Austrian resistance groups, should also prolly note they lived through it

abhorash

either this isn’t the same person who comments this every time, or you changed your pfp, either way i’m thrown off schedule

nell

Gods wet mistakes is an awesome band name, fuck me this guy doesnt miss

Hyrulean_Hunter

I have so many digestive issues (IBS mixed, GERD, muscle spasmodic disorder in my intestines), I feel you when you when you wake up and rhea haha. Some days, if I just sleep at the wrong angle, I wake up with acid reflux. If anything my body is out of whack, it is rhea or severe constipation. #WakeUpAndSmellTheRhea

Gabe

i get frustrated with the verbal tick "young boy never broke again" cause i find myself wanting to add it's half-recollected swagger to a message but know that it will never read that way or capture the cadence.

ogrefucker on soundcloud

T pain would be super entertaining

Alex Meiller

US National Anthem is dope at Houston Rockets games. At the “rockets red glare..” part everyone yells out ROCKETS! 🚀

pimbs

Anybody else woken up and Rhea’d after drinking too much the night before?

Perry Gray

I can't believe the phrase "XGroks360Summer" hasn't been uttered yet

Michael Mock

I didn’t think I had misophonia until Slime started clearing his throat. 🥲

Miranda

"we're gonna change the world this summer" coming from the official Iran account has a much more threatening aura than when Alex tweets it lmao

breezie

Classic Americans, their president cant spell and neither can their people hahaha

Scott

Must be nice not being an IBS girly, God forbid someone rrhea first thing in the morning. 😒

Jessika Fox

The best national anthem is Uganda’s

Jamie

The problem with the US National Anthem is that it’s supposed to be unifying for the nation but because it’s kinda hard to sing it looses that unifying value because not everyone can belt it out like that. It’s a fine song but it’s hard for the average person to sing along to.

Jamie

3 day riot and tension in south america if sanchovies gets assassinated

AtlanticHDMI

Judaism was not somewhat of an idea of religion there was thousands of years of God doing stuff in the Old Testament like the parting of the Red Sea and the burning bush

Doom

How TF something go down 4000% huh

Jonster Jones

Will Tennyson would be a cool guest to see on.

Collin Davis

Walshy episode

Tyler Pierce

I've gotta gun so big the roman army couldn't stop me

Jones_Otr

Socrates was Executed officially because he corrupted the youth, but it was some political thing with the courant regime, i think he didnt want to bait to people somewhere where they would be killed, so they had him killed for corrupting the youth. Also the way they killed him was by forcing him to drink some poison and for centuries many nerd philosophers or people who thought they were killed themselves the same way. Anyway banger episode

Quaintchair

yall arent hot girls. hot girls wake up to rhea all the time.

Woodus

Sounds like a case of oh shit gotta be on time rhea. Triggered by mild anxiousness 🤓

vaslucky

Archie you British fuck. COLOR. THERE IS NO U IN THE WORD C O L O R. Ahem thank you.

Ryan

Become a Shillionare to instantly feel like Gucci Mane in 2006

Tsukuyomi

No, Slime, it’s not just because Shohei is Japanese. It’s because he’s over six foot and Japanese

Isaac Nishimura

personal dream guest is either AstralSpiff or another member of the Dropout cast (like Brennan Lee Mulligan, Ify Nwadiwe, Brian David Gilbert)

Logan Impink

World War III trigger? Jerma actually retiring

2013 Acura ILX [critical condition]

slime please stop snorting into the mic 🙏

lockheed fartin

Dream guest with maximum popularity and a bit of crossover so possibly achievable would be T-Pain or Jack Black. Ik those would be big pulls but I feel like those are the biggest possible hitters they have a slim chance of access to.

DaGoon

There's a horrible Christian B movie called Assassin 33 A.D. where a group of terrorists go back in time to kill Jesus before he can be crucified and in the end they end up becoming the thieves that are crucified next to Jesus. That's what I think would happen to Slime and Aiden going back with a gun

Just Jewel

“They’re a part of the tide that we’re running” stunlocked me

garfMarenghi

Weird timing that I'm entering Old Yharnam for the first time while listening to this ep and also getting blasted by a turret. Turns out it's really effective

Arblebee Crimdle

dream guest is hotbid or LD

Dr4k

queer female fan from Aotearoa—fukn stoked right now

Tayla

Thank you inch worm

Chance Roberson

wahoo!

Faye852

1 week too late for timmy might be the 9/11 of this pod

Shaun Potter

Shohei only pitched one inning because normally a pitcher would do rehab starts in the minors. he can't do that because he also has to be in the major league line up. so the compromise is to have him pitch more spot starts and a smaller number of innings until dodgers/shohei feel comfortable being back in the rotation.

Hudson Burt

dodgers management rushed shohei back so his return drowns out the headlines about the organization not being vocally supportive of their latino fans while all the ice raids are going on in LA

Waits

when nick's doing the high pitched land of the free bro can NOT be putting his arm up straight at that angle

kyrb

I've only woken up and rhea'd once. Jumped out of bed and ran to the bathroom just in time. Halfway through rhea-ing I had to flip around and puke with my dirty butt in the air.

inch worm

I've been thinking about who is today's Archduke Franz Ferdinand and I think it's Lionel Messi, Cristiano Ronaldo, Taylor Swift, or Sabrina Carpenter

DiabeticDan

Can Valkyrae come on the podcast before she starts another one 🥹

SuyePhoto

sometimes when I'm bulking and my diet is mostly milk protein and fats and preworkout, I can wake up to rrhea

C0sm1cH4z3

yarmn :)

zaku_hi

Nick calling a “ball” a “foul” This the dude that’s supposed to hit a home run no training?

JayRoozy


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