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Ep. 203 Premium - nick has peaked [VIDEO]

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When he says inorganic materials, does he think it's all mined from rock?

Jamie Hauken

real creamers know that ice cream melt in between the cracks of your tummy

g d

I’m sorry I’m coming back to this episode & “really? You failed Algebra II you dumb fuck?” Is literally the funniest thing on every episode of this podcast like I’m so sorry Nick but the delivery & the own are so good & those are just two elements of the wholr

Daniel Lopez

I forgot about azza lobbies lmao, I’m so glad Nick is an encyclopedia on ts

IansPoorChoices

Ngl I too have military time on my phone

escapist

watching this as someone who’s taking 2 semesters of organic chem is so so funny they’re so wrong 😭

juliette

i am so happy for slime

Mo0t

It's really nice of him to bring her cake aww

Melissa Smits

To be fair with the abs, if you can see four but not six that's all you'll get. Abdominal bands are genetic and some people only have 4 abs, some 6, some even 8 (if they freaky)

Jacob Fitzpatrick

LMFAOAO

nell

lololol aimen didnt know about faneto either

serendipitous goatsie

yepp you need to meet one of them in person and whisper the password to them and they will give you the code to enter the super secret bonus episode, ill never tell you the password though

Jem Tootle

Hi, person with a mild understanding of science here. Everything that we make comes from somewhere (the earth is that “somewhere” in the vast vast majority of circumstances unless we’re making something from space rocks or meteorite remnants). You can take a plant from the earth, extract some molecules or compounds from it, and make a “synthetic” product, but that doesn’t change the fact that you still need that thing from the earth. So even if drugs are “synthetic” they are always derived from some naturally occurring item, because that’s just kinda how matter works.

Vismic

queer maxing

Danger James

why is aiden's hair around his ear like that

Shade

guys, is the super secret bonus episode a real thing?

Jatasang

If anyone is curious cod 4 is currently 10$ on Xbox and all dlc is literally free. Idk if it’ll be like this forever but incredible deal

Jtag

I genuinely love the progression the Yard has had over the years. Yes haha cum and fart joke, but its been awesome to see the group keep their core values while maturing. I feel like people don't make super relatable content aimed for people in their late 20s/ early 30s who just want to laugh and talk shit in a way that doesn't punch down on groups of people as a whole. Real creamers get it.

BigW

Did lud just say he did fent?

Bunnykill

The "google 3 drugs and pop off when it says synthesized" section made me ill.

Alex Meiller

No way we got zipper 4 before yard dnd AND gta 6

Callum Crispy

Never look up Grant Williams "Imma make em both."

Zach Peulen

nah i have a chest hole like lud and gym an ok amount, it def looks weird but it looks better than before

serendipitous goatsie

slime having a girlfriend is parasocial yard viewer litmus test because we r all losing our damn minds

doddi

Yeah it's a lot like health fanatics get where they immediately think "synthesized" means bad. Synthetic basically just means "refined". A lot of naturally occurring chemicals would kill you if we didn't refine/synthesize them.

OrphanCrippler

What a crazy world we live in

DuckyBoiYT

FLOOR WIFE SLIMEY??

DuckyBoiYT

Get a new cam

Jacob Greenburg

We have a floor wife! 💛

Soulteaser

The bald one has acquired a mate

Jamie Wallis

how much do i gotta pay for just an episode of sketch podcast when the camera breaks?

Nut Butt Jammy Sammy

Aimen stuffing his mouth going unnoticed and him just silently picking the crumbs off his shirt killed me

NervousBag

y’all cannot let ludwig win this chemistry argument

Mushy Muffin

Alright Ludwig, with the whole drugs things, yes we make things in the lab with chemicals, but where do those chemicals come from? They don't just spawn there, they have to get extracted from natural sources, whether they be mined from the ground or harvest from organisms.

Thothrax

lud gotta get on the unsweetened almond milk train - 30cal/cup

coop

Is it really a premo if the camera doesn’t break Damn Ludwigs back in his insufferable in arguments shit

Joshua Haskett

🗣️🗣️ IIBTPUIYGTOM? 🗣️🗣️

andi

28:01 moment of silence

Avery Langston

I spent untill just now thinking Dawson ssbm was Dawson yalls friend from that one preemo. Man im an idiot. CEO was good though

misterthezeem

I'm a bit late to this but what the fuck happened to the hair around aidens ear?

PoombaMayn

Another big part of Gold being valuable since ancient times is that its easy to manipulate so you could make really complex jewelry out of it more easily. And also it doesnt erode so it stays pretty for a long time, that why even with iron being used for most things alot of ornamets where still made from bronze because bronze doesnt rust

Quaintchair

Gold is valuable rn because it is a very good heat conductor and great for electronics

evanf133 TR

shut up pussy

The Yard

It would be kind of interesting to know what’s happening. They have multiple camera angles so I’m guessing it’s software that’s messing up.

Tyler Patato

I’ve taken 5mg of melatonin every night for 5 years and I’m fine. I think sanchovies is smoking crack

Brandon

Aiden singing with his tubby mouth full, call that "Through the Fryer"

Dean Marker

lud on fent confirmed 1:03:45

slopwatcher

#creamernation

Jayce Marshall

Bro are you trying to sell your car on patreon

Chance Roberson

I just watched John Green's last meal, and then it auto-played Ludwig's last meal on YouTube. Bro, the polarity of the two of them is crazy.

Kyle S

The visceral reaction to "sperm on her tummy" made me have a visceral reaction too. But damn if that wasn't funny

Gabe

Yeah I ditched melatonin despite the awesome sleep that followed. Just smoke weed ahaaa

2013 Acura ILX [critical condition]

Hard launch zipper 4 let's go!

Rob Carlstrom

Buy a new fuckass camera, quarter mill a month.

Jens Marissens

Nicks next step after PSL? DnD

Idrink2forget

Zipper 4 before DnD

smulangel

wonderful time listening to dumb dumb and dumber talk about synthesizing

clorb

the ludwig panic clip killed me

Thomps

if anyone wanted to know, “if i beat that pussy up…” comes from a supa king and kevin gates song called tell on me

phunk

I’m a chemist, Ludwig is actually just yappin. Drugs are very regularly made from naturally isolated compounds. When you buy compounds online you can specify if you want a natural or synthetic version and generally speaking naturally isolated products are cheaper

Jacob Morrison

Alex really is a gorilla in the fucking coupe

P4Y

can't wait for ludwig to find out about photosynthesis

bruh

"through the wire but for fat people" is gonna be addded to my lexicon

Shizz

What Nick said about "I have to record all my gameplay because what if something happens" is my exact mindset behind gaming

DiabeticDan

Lud sounding like an RFK Jr. stan

Philip

did they not see tfue’s contract?

Josh Margin

The more I hear slime do impressions the more I feel like slime’s could do a CRAZY Matthew McConaughey.

Aidan Rizk

Nick practically laying down in the chair… you can tell this guy just hit a shot on a FaZe member

Willy

Oh shit 100 episodes later and nicks falling off! Crazy turn of events

Kyle Valley

Aiden's barber is a criminal

Chuck

59:37 appeal to nature

joey

Is the primo episode the only time during the week that they let aimen eat?

Daimondz

Nick sitting with his lower back is crazy. Back problems for sure

Austin J

it's like tracing a drawing it's easy

f0x

My protein smoothie: 200 g of greek yogurt, 300 g of chocolate almond milk, 150 g of frozen fruit (strawberry, blueberry, and cherry mix is my favorite), 20 g of peanut butter, 10 g of agave syrup of honey, 1 scoop of protein powder. If you want to cut easy calories just drop the syrup and peanut butter.

Garrett

Ludwig’s protein shake is really great for cutting. But he could make it taste so much better and increase the volume and protein by adding a few things. I love to do: 1-2 spoonful of pbfit, scoop of protein powder, greek yogurt, good actual milk (it’s so sweet and good you only need a little) and frozen mixed fruit is a game changer for texture. For real creamers only

Ezra Humphlett

Painful watch from a Chemistry perspective

HoodieGal_

Finally a Zipper 4 that isn’t zeke has hit the pod

clorb

Don't want to be parasocial, but that made me smile.

LunarChzzz

Gold is used in like all electronics, it would make that shit way more prevalent. It wouldnt make mfs richer, but it would make a lot of lives easier.

Our Yard

I just notice Nick looks like Macklemore with long hair

Roberhoe

If I had to pick just one thing that the yard would like: the guys should look up how the drug Premarin is made.

Keith Long

I have a PharmD and a PhD in medicinal chemistry. I have so much I could add about the synthetic/organic medicine conversation. I am finally that guy.

Keith Long

Their cameras break a lot for being rich :( although the animations are cute

SuyePhoto

HARD LAUNCH!

Amanda S

Chocy milk and kiwis

Anthony

I saw the chapter title and prayed that there was gonna be a little drawing 😊

Chance Roberson

MEAT?

Andrew Uddin

wahoo!

Faye852

was wondering why this was so late but the archie-drawn (i assume) camera broken yard boys explains everything

kyrb

notification popped right as I was getting my meat prepped letssss go!!

Zachary Mitchell

Thank you Archie

Kshot

I won a original iPod touch doing the jelly bean game at my orthodontist

Boba Bro

Finally thank you

Marcus Gustin

Zipper 4 announcement let's goooo

Andrew Uddin

thank you archie!!!

It’sL

just finished the main ep and it drops perfectly

Javier Diaz

Yesss, I was waiting, thank you

Jake DeVries


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