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Ep. 192 Premium - power hour at the onsen [VIDEO]

[I swapped out the audio so you can hear everything a little better, rather than it being super processed! - archie]

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44:04 fucking kills me man, great aimen quote

breezie

I request more Slime Aiden power hour

sawdust

i am really charmed by slime saying 'this is what it would've been like if we were brothers' about bathing together

Roxy L.

My horny ass always comes back to the yard

Sorsen

51:14 is the greatest slime quote of all time

REAPERKING

According to Judge John Hodgman, the difference between a collection and a hoard is a display case

Jenny Lyons

$500k or 1 hour with slime in tub

Isaac Koedood

Me and 10 friends were just in Japan for 2 weeks and a lot of us are Yard/Ludwig fans and I swear our trips overlapped it woulda been crazy to see you guys. Also we are like lvl 1 saying omg the streets are clean and the trains are good and I am a lowkey trinket man for anime shit (I think claw machine prizes shouldn’t count bc it’s so hype if you win one.) also we were split into groups the whole time but instead of by race it was all fluid and interchanging like life itself. Also this was an insane episode bc like half of it is real conversation topics and the other half is slime talking about Aiden’s dick and cum gutters and getting back shots. Starting to think slime might just really want some back shots idk. Love the yard Japan was hype next time I go back I’ll take it all and place a Yard flag atop mt Fuji. ♥️

Terah Mohrmann

For the most part, individual trinkets aren't art, but when the collection and presentation of trinkets can be.

Christopher Turner

I'm gonna be honest I was a GROSS trinket master in Japan and I regret it so much😭😭

Mars

slime looks gooddd

ray

shaving as I'm watching this

Jaxi

Can confirm as a white guy in Korea, we do call anyone who is not Korean (including ourselves) foreigners.

Gabe

talk normal bro, i’m gonna find you

damianyeah

That just means Slime is 2-3x more healthy

Alex Meiller

bro you are going to get banned for talking like a redditor

Eli

cum gutters!

animalpetter

Guessing nick isn’t present this ep cus hes getting his clown suit tailored today?

Parker Waterman

More tub eps please

Rocco

Slime got the acorn and grape combo. That's a rough one

Cooper

Oh baby! For only 5 bucks a month 🥵

Jamie Wallis

Tbf if I can fit it til it’s stuck then it’s a stick

Cal

The whole trinket conversations makes me wonder if Slime just doesn't know the term memorabilia. They are to remind you of a memory that's it, there is no greater purpose it's the same reason people take pictures when they go places.

abhorash

i’m watching this at the gym and had to make sure nobody was in viewing distance

Baylee Austin

cum gutters maybe?

ncqq

banger ep

Sam

10/10 episode

Tim Decoste

might be aiden’s funniest “Well..” yet

53n831

close enough, hello viagra ep

Ruby Vincent

Fans of YouTubers who submit pics/vids of their bedrooms to said YouTubers (Schlatt, CDawg and Weest) promote lethal levels of trinketposting. Any one of those videos would kill Slime.

Sunny D

It's like that for me too

Vitor

Would love to be able to watch this 🥲 video is just a black screen w no audio when I press play thank you Patreon 👌

Falka

Unrealed quebin for slime, probably won't see a reply and might have to try and catch a stream. As a new bald is was wondering from an, no the expert , how often do you actually shave your head. I currently have day 0 beautifully smooth, 24hr sharp sandpaper, 48hrs Velcro, 72hr shave again. Was just wondering if you did a similar 72hr cycle or if that was over kill / under doing it

Kris Akwei

I will hold on to my trinkets until I die and then they all go to goodwill or a dumpster the way god intended

kuza

pls help what are CGs im tired of googling and only seeing computer graphics

Krista Esau

Slimes stick tweet has 9 million views. How does the everything app work?

Slushy

I can't believe they sous vide slime's insides for a patreon ep

Steph

I’d like to believe that they’re censoring Aiden’s mermaid tail

Skipper

I am a lifeguard, we are told to make people get out of the hot tub after 15mins. Very healthy people have had heat stroke after like 20-30mins

Caleb Petersen

Cycling between cold and hot is awesome I used to use the steam room at my gym in Colorado then run and dive into the snow

Buggy

i thought i was the only one. nicked my sack so bad i stopped using it. thing almost took me out T_T

Bloo

finally an ep for the ladies

han

So i should preface, i don’t ever remember and don’t think i have EVER commented on the patreon. But this is so damn important it calls for it. Not even joking, sitting down on my lunch eating and watching this and me and slime farted at THE EXACT same time. Brother🫡🤝

Big Man

love how the different lighting between the two sections make it look like they were browning their shit in the hot tub

neek

it is insane the amount of absolute power slime had over aiden in that tub to tell him to look at his penis and for aiden to listen so promptly

Nick

On god bald dicks are freaky

Arielle

i really get aiden's gf and it's crazy that slime was shocked at her not liking aiden shaving entirely. my bf shaved bush once and i almost started crying it's so scary

rian

I’ve cut my sack pretty bad with a manscaped shaver I suggest not doing what Aiden does lol

Shawn

really appreciate this #PenisTalkPowerHour

Dylan Petruska

Jarvis, uncensor their penises

Whoswho22

like seeing monkey's in the zoo :)

f0x

God I was so ready for it to be a full hour of just talking about their penises

Jtag

Crazy I didn’t figure out what CG was until slime mentioned Aiden having CGs already. XD

Jtag

im so excited for clown nick

Joel

subbed for this.

Lobster

#ReleaseTheHogCut

Julius

slime one hour on the hot tube #wolfshit

geb

oh i’m so with you aiden, i cannot fucking stand my body hair, the presence is so offputting to me and i legit wish i could laser all of my hair not on top of my head off. worst of all is i have crazy body hair genes it blows

Logan Impink

triple asterisk, you’re combining both of the aimens podcasts ?

geb

jfc slime that sign off was harrowing

GhostGar

this is so good and also so far

Joyeuse

Slime talking about Trump’s nasty hole has got to be one of the nastiest visuals ever 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Alejandro Lopez Ovalle

Ai will never be able to recreate aimen pulling back his foreskin***

Will Junod

Excellent video 📸

A roughly human shaped pile of red flags

Aiden’s bisexuality coming out as he explained to Slime the appeal of both cold and warm water 💜

Daniel Lopez

What?

Salmon72

How far is it a trinket? Are posters and any decoration trinket? Should we aspire for minimalism in fear of trinket?

D. Dedert

Didn’t Ludwig literally say on the last premo it would be the first ep.??

D. Dedert

why censored :(

Draoilach

They really made Archie edit this

Jeff

most electric premo yet. well done gaijins

Kansil

What the fuck is this

hayden boydston

Best power hour so far

Swift

The only way I've been able to justify my trinket slop as I'm gotten older, was to get into model kits. Once I had to build and paint my trinkets. Buy the display case and suddenly I'm getting back into photography again. Because I want my little mechs to look cool on my desktop background. In the end being able to say "I made this" even though the box had Bandai slapped on the side of it. Doesn't feel as bad, as putting a sealed box on the shelf I'm never going to touch again.

Drax

Of course, as a foreigner, I wouldn't want to see other foreigners. Defeats the whole reason I'm there lol. When I lived in South Korea I hated seeing other Americans, because they often gave me secondhand embarrassment.

T

Aiden pulling it back for Slime is so fucking crazy dude

AJKay

aimen penis time is the best time

Vincent Nap

The fart shifted penis is disgusting lmfao

C0sm1cH4z3

Slime the shoulders are fucking crazy you’re so big for us

Brayden Carlo

I have to shave my ass man, the hair traps shit too bad

Daddywarbucks

Slime managed to accidentally, fairly accurately describe the intercultural development continuum, an actual theory of cultural adjustment lol

Spink

Yingling and Archie need a raise, there is so much dick in this ep 🤣 Def worth, this episode was great to watch/listen to.

FinalFantazC

In the tub without Austinshow

Tyler de la Peña

Curio cabinets have been a thing since well before consumer slop. I think Funko collectors are dumb as fuck, but thats because I think funkos look like absolute shit. I think collecting whatever is fine, even if its consumer slop. A lot of the "cool vintage toy" is just 80s 90s 00s consumer slop! If you think its cool because of the story, history, or just because it looks cool, thats great! Enjoy your shit! The idea that rare stuff is cooler to collect is really dumb to me. Its the same to me as obsessing over a piece of art because of who made it, not because of the art itself. I think aiden's controller collection is sick as fuck, but its also consumer slop. It just happens to be consumer slop thats 20 years old

Daddywarbucks

Slime might just be a yakuza and we just dont know it or maybe its just that BALD, tattoo & onsen combo

Jokke

Hey aiden how loaded off the gnac do you have to be to hit from the back?...

Kyle Valley

this was special

Chris Lind

Cum gutters

Tyler Hatfield

this wasn’t on my yard 2025 bingo card 🤣🤣🤣 they did warn us last pod the next couple weeks are going to get weird

Zachary Mitchell

Slime jumping right back into the conversation after asking Aiden to pull it back fucking killed me i almost crash my car

Tyler Hatfield

There should be another tier for the uncensored version

Steve Slatky

this should have been the viagra ep

Steven Steelman

As a trinket enthusiast and maximalist, most of my trinkets, I have purposely only had/kept if I didn't buy, or its art, or I will use. I have a rock collection, I have a collection of dead flowers and feathers, but I also own a bunch of "made in ___" plastic stuff hanging on my wall that I found on the ground or was given from a friend. To me those trinkets are a reaction to the consumerism and downfall of society, the finding plastic stuff on the ground and giving them new life. That being said fuck Funko Pops! Fuck purposefully going "trinket shopping". That is poser stuff.

Funkylimon

I paid for the yearly sub, today, if yall don't give me another 12 months of amazing awesome content then idk....I will cry... miss u

man Man

The uncensored version is in the super secret tier. IYKYK

Kody Combs

slime, where is the uncensored version.

man Man

first premium ep

man Man

What is a CG?

Alex Malamet

The Noble Gaijins

Oscar Sanchez

Props to Aimen for the absolute insane "well" bit there lmao

TenaciousDealer

When will Aiden start that OF?

Cota Springer

Best goon sesh of my life

Chuck

Great send off, being alone with my thoughts in the ether spa

Eddy R.

For me the difference for trinkets and like a painting or more traditional art is that I have no problem with the trinkets but I do have a problem with someone who values an awesome Zelda amiibo more than like a beautiful painting because the amiibo is just inherently lower effort and less thought provoking. I love the Zelda games but it’s gross the way people think a mass produced piece of plastic is the coolest thing in the world

Jonah Gollata

All I can see is the uncensored version in my brain

Nicholas Yingling

welcome home

BigW

the censor mosaic is so big, just how much schlong is this man packing???

DrexDan

A naked ep is honestly pretty crazy

Thomas Pendleton

this is a hard episode for the 12%

Rere A

i also have a literal scar from a no knick ceramic electric razor but the brand was meridian(gorl manscaped)

finthetrashcan

It’s crazy joining the paid tier patreon after watching the main ep and this is what i come to

Big chungus

Everyone be nice

chairMK

Second time we’ve seen naked slime on screen I respect his grit

Max kitzmiller

I didn't think they'd do it. So sorry Archie

Starsong

they bore it all for us

James

Tried listening to the audio version. Definitely think this audio is better than the processed one

Colm Moore

The chopped huzz isn't allowed to participate 😔

Muzammil Naeem

just got tar and feathered...thank god i can watch this

wendal

I don’t remember subscribing to the fuck you tier…

Max E

schlong 😎

Tryker 909

Damn

Big Jeeves

yup its ALL over the screen

Wombat Wagon

wahoo!

Faye852

Yippee!

RhettWT

its about damned time

siru

First already came

Damian Sherman


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