The Archive of Infinite Bullshit III
Added 2025-05-01 04:01:02 +0000 UTCWelp, at this point I have to face fact
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Me: I'm just going to do what Vimes does Several thousand mistakes later:
Primordial Vortex
2025-11-19 05:52:14 +0000 UTCThe good news is, even if this isn't a good fit for your desired time travel YEET fic, when you do go and write that one you'll already have the necessary backstory all written down. I assume most of the setting changes would be the same across both books, so you could just detail the deviations from this one. That's at least gotta be shorter, right?
Cha0sniper
2025-11-19 02:19:21 +0000 UTCFinally got around to reading this one, and gotta say, loving it all the way. Cant wait to see how Harry absolutely demolishes the triwizard cup.
Rosy Bramble
2025-06-03 03:08:55 +0000 UTCIf I had to describe this version of Harry Potter in one word, I'd pick...'proactive'. He learned that he had a skill with magic and wanted to learn more, so he studies. He wants to make money and a better type of broom, and he does both. He gets unjustly attacked by Dementors 3 times and wants them to bugger off...then makes the closest thing to a Holy Sword he can and instils the fear of God & death by killing 200 of them so they get the message. He's also so good at cleaning up the Ministry of Magic's screw-ups that they may consider him as big - or even bigger - of a threat then Lord (Tom) Voldemort himself. Because after a stunt like that, they might need to change his nickname from "The boy who lived" to "He who kills the unkillable," and the Ministry has until Harry destroys Voldemort to get their act together or he may just target them for incompetence. I'm really getting the sense that Harry considers Draco Malfoy an annoyance, not a menace. That's more his father, Lucius Malfoy (who seems to love making trouble), since he's the reason Draco is that way. I don't even blame Draco for what happened with Buckbeak, since it was clearly Lucius just making the situation bigger than it needed to be. And while Harry rightfully dislikes Lucius, he's humble enough to admit defeat to Draco when he wins (even though he knows he only beat Harry because he got attacked by Dementors), which is nice to see that he's not that prideful. It was nice to see Sirius Black get the justice he deserves. Not only did he not get exposed to the Dementors, but Peter Pettigrew, a rat in every sense of the word, was captured instead of escaping, and hopefully gets what he deserves now that Sirius's name is cleared. It was also ironic that Sirius, furious as he was in wanting Pettigrew to pay, actively had to hold someone back so they wouldn't kill him. Though what I'm most curious about is what'll happen next time, since Peter Pettigrew was active in what happened, as well as 'a certain someone else' that played their part. And with how unyielding and vindictive Harry is towards anyone who really deserves it, I hope he absolutely DESTROYS Dolores Umbridge when she shows up!
Craig Jacks
2025-05-06 17:23:31 +0000 UTC
