The Archive of Infinite Bullshit Ch2
Added 2025-04-15 05:09:44 +0000 UTCLo everyone! Here’s part two! Sorry it’
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Ah, good stuff. Loved the broom work, what a good way to gain funds. Also laughed when he falcon punched Lockhart, glorious😁
Orchamus
2025-04-30 05:30:48 +0000 UTCVery nice! Once again, Harry is justified in asserting himself to his extended family, who treat him like shit even when he offers to help them for zero cost. Dobby tried to protect Harry from what he knew was going to happen, but he went about it the wrong way with that Bludger almost killing him. Harry using the smartest magic for his age to make new brooms that rival/beat top-of-the-line Nimbuses is amazing, but seeing that he was doing this for the other Houses to put equality of skill over pay-to-win crap, looking to make a profit (which will definitely piss off the makers of the Nimbus brooms), AND partially out of spite is beautiful! Since Harry is branching out his friend group to include people from each house, he learns more needed information quicker than he would naturally. Also, love how you portrayed Lockhart - as self-absorbed and obnoxious as he was. I'd have hit him too if he REMOVED the bones from my arm. And finally, Harry's selflessness in willingly tanking a hit from the Basilisk to kill it, and being as snarky to Tom Marvolo Riddle as he was being assholish before banishing him to the Shadow Realm was awesome. :)
Craig Jacks
2025-04-15 20:58:09 +0000 UTC