Exciting New Things!

Hello, you sexy thing!  Yes, you! I have so much exciting news to share with you. We have been working our tits off (don't worry, our tits are fine, but you know what I mean) to come up with ways to make this patreon more fun and more exclusive for you! 

Now strap in, because I'm going to use the word "grow" a lot, and make as many dick jokes as I can to get you through the information superload that I'm about to spew all over you. 

Your support means the world to us, because it is how we are able to grow and invest in projects that will make Sweet Cheeks Cabaret bigger and better! That's right, it's not just the size that counts, it's how we use it!  So here are some of the big and busty things that we will be getting up soon:

• New tiers, new rewards! You'll be able to select from a bigger variety of options to support us and see the impact - as well as get bigger, better, and even more exclusive rewards in thanks for your support!
• New goals! This is huge, ya'll.  I don't know if you know it, but the majority of our ticket sales and ALL of our tips go directly to our performers and crew. And that's how we like it! Because we want to support our performers and their art, and they in turn use that money to create better costumes, buy better props, and to support the time and effort that they put into those fabulous performances.  And isn't that working out well for all of us?  YES IT IS.  However, that means that your support on patreon is what helps us grow as a group, as a team, as a whole orgy of cheeks! (Okay, of course there are some butt jokes in here, too.) 

When we started this patreon, things were looking dire, and we weren't sure when we'd be able to perform again, or when we'd be able to connect with our audience again, or, to be frank, when we'd be able to make money again. Those of you who jumped on at the beginning of this project - THANK YOU.  Your support has gotten us through a couple of years that were full of uncertainty and worry.

But now it's time to put bare survival behind (more butt jokes), to GROW and to thrive!  So watch this space, make sure you have patreon notifications turned on in some way, shape, or form, and prepare yourself for an extravaganza of exclusive fun and sexy content, specially created for our biggest supporters!