Netorare February - Poll

Here we are! Quite a few good ideas were submitted, but I've gone through and chosen a few that I thought would make for an excellent story. If you don't see your idea up here, don't despair! Perhaps it just didn't gel with what I was looking for at the time, that doesn't mean it was a bad idea.

Please keep in mind that I may have made slight alterations to some of the ideas, either to improve them or to make them a bit more palatable. With that, let's commence! The options below will be elaborated on in the text that I'm about to type.

1. Insemination

When Naruto and Hinata come to the realization that the former is irrevocably sterile, there's not much they can do. Options such as adoption and ancient forbidden jutsu are quickly taken off the table. In the end, they settle on having a surrogate man, or in other words, Uchiha Sasuke, do the job. Only in the shinobi world, impregnation must be done the "old fashioned way" in order to ensure the child is born with the ability to mould chakra. Sasuke quickly agrees, but there's only one slight hiccup - Naruto can't imagine being in the other room for Hinata's child being conceived.

2. Through Another's Eyes

After the third time Himawari has canceled a date on him, Inojin's starting to get somewhat concerned. They haven't slept together in weeks - and a friend of his swears that he saw Himawari at the store buying condoms and energy drinks just the other day. Left without a whole lot of options, Inojin uses his family's jutsu to take over the body of Himawari's darling cat. Needless to say, what he sees through the cat's eyes is something he never would have expected.

3. Time and Space

Sent to the past after a multi-day sparring session with Naruto, Uchiha Sasuke is battered and bruised. He ends up in the care of the younger versions of both his mother and Uzumaki Kushina...coincidentally, right around the time that both of them are having issues with their respective spouses. Needless to say, Sasuke ends up doing things that quite literally wouldn't have been possible in his own time and space.

4. Naruto's Kink

Naruto has a kink where he wants to see his wife fucked and dominated by a bull the caliber of Uchiha Sasuke. Needless to say, his wife Hinata and Sasuke are just happy to be along for the ride. (If this seems familiar, it's because one of the ideas submitted was literally 'Do Naruto's Fetish again' and I thought it was funny enough to include. But hell, if you guys want it I'll do it.)

5. Icha Icha

Naruto and Sakura finally date, but the former is worried that he can't please her enough in the bedroom when the time comes. He asks Kakashi for advice, hoping that his sensei's Icha Icha addiction will be of help - Kakashi says it might be awkward, but a recent plot from an Icha Icha book occurs to him: why not ask Sakura's ex boyfriend, Sasuke, for advice on what she likes? One thing leads to another, and Sasuke agrees to demonstrate on Sakura personally. Suddenly, Naruto is reminded of the fact that it was Sasuke who dumped Sakura, not the other way around.

6. A Second Job

Modern AU. Hard up on money, Issei breaks the news to his girlfriend, Rias Gremory, that they'll have to start cutting back on expenses. A month later when Rias starts splurging on luxurious thing after luxuirous thing, he confronts her - only for her to wave him off, saying that she's been working a second job to pick up the slack in the household. Issei doesn't press her for information...that is, until one night, when he spends some of her hard-earned money to subscribe to an Onlyfriends account only to realize that it's an account dedicated solely to a heavily muscled and well hung man (Uchiha Sasuke, of course) utterly dominating various women. Among those being Rias.

7. On One Condition

When Naruto discovers that Sasuke has been plowing his twenty year old daughter Himawari, he's livid. Yet when the two fight, it's clear that Sasuke has the upperhand - being chained to a desk for the past two decades has handicapped Naruto. Defeated, Naruto asks just two things...don't get Himawari pregnant. Don't let word of their relationship spread to the rest of the village. Sasuke agrees on one condition - that he also gets to have Hinata for a night. Naruto refuses, but after being bombarded for two weeks straight of videos of the things that Sasuke does to Himawari, among them cumming inside of her raw again and again, he cracks and confesses to Hinata what's happened. Hinata agrees to Sasuke's terms. Needless to say, Hinata spending even a solitary second alone with Sasuke changes everything.

Remember! You may select multiple options, so pick whichever ones you'd like to see! This poll will end in approximately 3 days at 4:00 EST on the 20th.