Halloween Patreon Update!

Hello, and welcome to Nyx Gaming's October Patreon Update! We've got a very special announcement in this one, so be sure to stick around... But first, I'd like to give a lovely thank you to all our acolytes who support us on here!

Acolytes 0x3C10CE, 0xA52429, 0x8F84BC, 0xA233D2, 0x0C95C3, 0x1D711B, 0x45D454, 0xF00B7C, 0x093340, 0x26C09A, 0xCF6CD0, 0xD7607A, 0x243F6A and 0xEE0017 are all very good hypnosluts. The G0DD355 thanks you for your support.

Now that I've appreciated you all, lets get to the October Update. We knew it would be a chaotic month, but we weren't prepared for just *how* chaotic it would be. Between the vampires, demons, undead zombies, hypnovirus zombies, philosophical zombies, mad scientists, angry scientists, grumpy-due-to-lack-of-sleep scientists, and the occasional anti-medusa attack, we've had our hands real full. The science department is mostly were-beings of some sort, the programming department has been enthralled by a hypnotic skeleton, and the telecommunications department put together a dead body and then shoved an intern's soul in it. Even the social media department where I work has had an attack of giant spider dommes! I could have gotten this update out a lot earlier if I could get my arms free, but instead I'm typing all this out a pencil held in my mouth.

Anyways, due to all this chaos we're unfortunately going to be delaying Loadscreen and Instruction Manual for now. We want to make sure that they're the best possible games they can be, and they need more work than expected to make that happen. I also have a piece of paper here that says, quote, 

"As the actual small team of indie devs making these games, October brought a lot of personal difficulties and hardships. We're still getting ourselves established, and thank you for sticking with us as we make these games. Also, our own fictional creations have trapped us in this printer, please send help immediat-" 

Wow! What nonsense, I'll burn this paper when I get free. Don't let this worry you about our game development plans, though, as we've got a lot of projects cooking up. We'll get our next game to you as soon as we can, but we're going to keep our plans under wraps for the time being. But for those of you looking to get your hands on new Nyx content right now, we obviously can't let let the second most evil holiday of the year pass by without doing some sort of celebration. 

That's why we're excited to announce that we'll be releasing a free halloween update for our most recent hit game, FRACTION8! This update features a new, extra large gameplay track based on some events that happened this very week around the office, when Priestess Null-03 accidentally tranced and transformed a suggestible intern while putting together her Halloween costume. They both enjoyed the experience so much, she helped our design team create this new expansion based on it! To be frank, I'm kind of jealous... I've been asking all week for the chemicals she got her hands on, but instead I'm stuck hanging from the ceiling AND I have to read a report at the end of this update about "workplace safety".

The Fraction8 Halloween update will be free for all current owners of the game as a special spooky surprise. Don't own Fraction8 yet? Don't worry, we'll also be doing a Halloween sale to make sure everyone has the chance to be tranced and transformed. All of this will be releasing this Saturday, at 2 PM PST! We hope you'll check it out this Halloween weekend, or even use it to keep the spirit of mad science alive far beyond that. Here's a sneak preview, for those of you who can't wait...

We've got a lot of other projects in development, but I'm sadly not going to have time to talk about them this update. Instead, I have to read this printout about "safety at your workplace". Lets get this over with. "Please, it's so annoying being in a printer, you gotta help us get out of-" Ah, sorry! Wrong paper. Let me just mark that for shredding. Here's the right one, for all you Safety Freaks out there.

• All chemicals in the science lab must be correctly labeled according to their danger! Please remember that the green label means safe, the blue label means safe but can cause erotic side effects, orange is potentially dangerous if used incorrectly, red is "legitimately dangerous, do not touch", and black is "legitimately dangerous, but in a very horny way". Do NOT confuse black and red labels! We can't prevent people from stealing chemicals from the lab, but we can hopefully help would-be thieves distinguish between something that melts your brain in a hot way and something that melts your brain and kills you.  
• Pets must be collared and micro-chipped at all times. This includes anything registered as a pet; if you end up accidentally put on the "pets" registration as a prank, please buy yourself a collar and chip while we sort this out.
• Please remember to update your resurrection preferences. There's a host of new options to consider this year, including being uploaded to a hivemind, having a new rubber body printed, or becoming a voice trapped between realms. Remember, there's nothing more annoying than getting resurrected into your old body after a workplace accident instead of the robot spider you wanted to be. If you don't want default humanity, you have to do the paperwork.
• If you wish to be vored by the giant snake, you cannot simply go up and ask her. It's incredibly impolite. There's a link to her application form on the company resource website.
• Time dilation effects are for horny purposes only! Using them to get work done technically qualifies as "hypercrunch", which is even worse than regular crunch. Do not use any time related technology to complete projects. We'd rather delay a release than cause time shenanigans.
• We know that you want to be forklift certified because you read a funny post about being a girl with a huge cock who can drive a forklift; but there's many, many other certifications to consider. Please, we only have 1 forklift, and we only need one forklift; why not instead consider become the catboy with the tight asshole with plumbing certification? A list of available classes and needs can be found directly below the vore info on the company resource website.
• Please, after going through a large scale physical or mental transformation, re-take your training courses. We know you don't want to, but you probably had the info wiped from your mind when you got it replaced with cum. Don't end up unable to get home because you can't open the front door with your new paws; watch the videos instead.
• Please do not have sex in the bathrooms with the sign labelled "Please Do Not Have Sex In This Bathroom". It's not ironic, some people just want to use the bathroom in peace. The bathrooms for having sex as an act of defiance against signage have a sign that says "Do Not Have Fuck In This Bathroom Under Any Circumstances", learn to distinguish between the two.
• If you see an unexpected printer lying around, please do your best to make it feel unwelcome.

Thanks for reading this update! Next week we'll be uploading an acolyte-tier development update, with some rundowns of the issues Loadscreen and Instruction Manual ran into, along with some fun behind the scenes of the new fraction8 update. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to keep trying to get free. Maybe I can convince the spiders to let me go so that we can both go make fun of some printers...

See you soon!