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Freddy's Lame Pick Up Lines

Here's the lines:

Pick up Line #1

Freddy: Hey there angel you look sweet as that big round frosty cake bet you taste like one too.

Me: Whoa bro you body shaming?

Pick up Line #2

Freddy: Hey there snookums -

Me: Bro what the fuck is snookums?

Freddy: You didn’t let me finish

Me: NEXT!


Just imagine it Freddy with a funny voice and Me a normal voice.

Any criticism welcomed. I won't cry.


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