5CAST (03/13/25) - Druski, R. Kelly, Ukraine, Greenland, Alaskan Psychology & More
Added 2025-03-14 02:18:18 +0000 UTCHey guys -
Stoked to say that thanks for all of your support, we got our whole news studio built with a custom-built news desk and well-lit green screen setup at our new headquarters in Los Angeles. I'm also excited to finally premiere our new Patreon-exclusive news broadcast, 5CAST, which will post twice a week, ideally on Wednesdays and Saturdays. We aim to cover internet culture, electoral politics, music news, and international conflict in a way that goes beyond the man-on-the-street format that I've been doing since AGNB.
I'm really excited about this new series and obviously it'll take some trial and error to perfect the craft but I figure that practice makes perfect so here goes nothing!
Enjoy
AC
Comments
I don't think woody allen said that man...
Mac Hall
2025-04-07 21:30:42 +0000 UTCMaan i didnt know woody was crazy like this π
Luis Perez
2025-04-07 16:11:41 +0000 UTCdo more of these theyre sick
Lrthegod
2025-03-27 06:03:24 +0000 UTCWeekend Update with Andrew Callaghan and Im here for it
Peter Caiazza
2025-03-25 23:30:41 +0000 UTCRAD
Zac
2025-03-25 01:28:29 +0000 UTCI love the Woody Allen jokes
Evan
2025-03-24 22:09:07 +0000 UTCThank you for this boost of good mood, Andrew :)
Bv
2025-03-24 16:21:49 +0000 UTCCanβt wait to see more of this
Joris
2025-03-24 15:48:19 +0000 UTCI love this shit
Psilly Cybin
2025-03-23 16:50:01 +0000 UTCLove this more pls
Hopey
2025-03-23 05:50:05 +0000 UTCAs he should.
who, me
2025-03-23 05:46:22 +0000 UTCno disrespect but did u drop 5 bucks just to thirst comment more efficiently
Joey
2025-03-22 20:35:41 +0000 UTCFUCK ME
Kristina Davis
2025-03-22 20:04:05 +0000 UTCoh my god please go on a date with me. ill pay
Kristina Davis
2025-03-22 20:01:17 +0000 UTCi love you
Kristina Davis
2025-03-22 19:58:44 +0000 UTCI love channel 5
Emma Allan
2025-03-22 18:33:57 +0000 UTChahaha "this guy sounds like a fucken asshole"
Aydan Simmons
2025-03-22 16:28:03 +0000 UTCLOVE this kind of content!
Annie Hanlin
2025-03-21 23:02:25 +0000 UTCWe donβt fuck with custers!
Serg
2025-03-21 10:54:08 +0000 UTC"ideally on Wednesdays & Saturdays"... is what the text reads.
Joe
2025-03-21 04:38:08 +0000 UTCSo whenβs the next one?
Ryan Fisher
2025-03-21 00:15:23 +0000 UTCThis was solid. Obviously a first take, and I'm sure you'll refine the patter over time.
Eli Gaultney
2025-03-20 20:57:12 +0000 UTCGod damn everyone is paying five bucks to cosplay a critic apparently. Loved the weekend update feeling.
Guy
2025-03-20 20:16:21 +0000 UTCI guess you chose the wrong hour to report on the ceasefire deal lmfao
Adam Cade
2025-03-20 17:29:13 +0000 UTCI think you'll find a good middle ground. If this style is something you actually want to pursue. Maybe dive a little deeper into topics, cuz it would be cool, if you were more "professional" in these? Or open the line up to other people to comment "live", so you can rift, ya know? Putin doesn't want a temporary cease fire and will only accept a permanent one. Dalai Lama might be a cia plant?? Fun fact.. im currently doing repair work for the coast guards ice breaker. I lived in alaska for five years the winters sucked there, I worked night shift for two years while I was in deadhorse ak
Goondawg
2025-03-20 03:56:12 +0000 UTCNot a fan of the ironic, zoomer commentary
Taylor Fredrickson
2025-03-20 02:58:58 +0000 UTCAndrew this was amazing
JT Wilt
2025-03-19 19:15:40 +0000 UTCThis was awesome, please keep this series going!
Oscar Romero
2025-03-19 18:45:47 +0000 UTCYou don't seem very out
Apple Parts
2025-03-19 04:41:14 +0000 UTCThis is great, definitely keep doing these.
Max Brenninger
2025-03-19 02:13:07 +0000 UTC10/10 βeverythingβs computerβ
Agyeman Nyanteh
2025-03-19 00:52:54 +0000 UTCthis is less "inspiring" and more "not really a waste of time"
Ada
2025-03-19 00:13:39 +0000 UTCExcellent format. Itβs nice to have some comedy interwoven with the serious journalism
katrina
2025-03-18 21:42:13 +0000 UTCDidnβt need the celebrity stuff. Everything else was great.
katrina
2025-03-18 21:41:49 +0000 UTCi love channel 5π
eryk
2025-03-18 20:27:15 +0000 UTCReally thoughtful, original response... just like this clip show shit fest!! /s Get an original line, ol man.
Avery Cisne
2025-03-18 18:09:15 +0000 UTCnot an airport, don't need to announce your departure
Daniel Livingston
2025-03-18 18:08:14 +0000 UTCthis seems like an outlet for you to be more yourself. I dont think im the right customer here but hey, it seems to resonate with some people.
mike kim
2025-03-18 18:06:25 +0000 UTCThis is rad
Evan Rowley
2025-03-18 17:48:13 +0000 UTCThis shit is π₯. Funny as hell, not everything needs to change the world.
Baby M
2025-03-18 17:40:02 +0000 UTCI'm out
Avery Cisne
2025-03-18 11:19:26 +0000 UTCSo disappointing
Avery Cisne
2025-03-18 11:18:27 +0000 UTCWhat the fuck is this shit
Avery Cisne
2025-03-18 11:18:19 +0000 UTCLove the desk and weekly segments but the celebrity news is not it brother. Important stuff to talk about and you can still be funny talking about real issues not just cheap bits
Mr. Money π
2025-03-18 01:56:51 +0000 UTCPersonally not a fan of celebrity "news" I don't think we need to be feeding them energy in the attention economy. Keep doing you, experimentation is cool, but I personally won't be watching any more vids like this.
wokeface
2025-03-18 00:28:21 +0000 UTCyou should link with and interview "garys economics" on YouTube
justin
2025-03-17 23:16:46 +0000 UTCThis is dope!!!
justin
2025-03-17 23:13:59 +0000 UTCDunleavy mentioned
Bill Superchief
2025-03-17 21:52:56 +0000 UTCπ¦
Ryan Oates
2025-03-17 20:38:27 +0000 UTCWay better than infowars bro !
Billy Goddin
2025-03-17 19:09:52 +0000 UTCI love this!
Jennifer Griffin
2025-03-17 16:55:46 +0000 UTCFWIW I thought this was dope af. Please donβt give up on this & keep trying new shit. 55555
Finn Semmerling
2025-03-17 16:16:57 +0000 UTCThe orange man is the terrorist
aj a
2025-03-17 05:06:20 +0000 UTCdope format
Shazzy HK
2025-03-17 03:25:03 +0000 UTCHe did not deem βanti Tesla Protestsβ as a form of domestic terrorismβ¦he declared the shooting, burning, and destruction of property at Tesla dealerships as domestic terrorism. (Big channel 5 fan, but this was not reported honestly) please provide more info on this if Iβm mistaken.
ethan steele
2025-03-16 23:12:08 +0000 UTCHe was being sarcastic I'm pretty sure
Shawhin Layeghi
2025-03-16 21:45:22 +0000 UTCWatched that today. Whether or not you think left and right are good terms, or are destroying our minds, it's true that different news orgs, say, left vs right, report differently on the same events. Ground news (i think β i dont use it) let's you see these differences side by side.It's not just about left vs right. It's βΒ x event happens, you see who says what about it, and you look at their biases + conflicts of interest to understand why
Shawhin Layeghi
2025-03-16 21:43:39 +0000 UTCI don't but I appreciate these comments
Shawhin Layeghi
2025-03-16 21:37:38 +0000 UTCVeryyyy good
Shane
2025-03-16 21:21:08 +0000 UTCI agree entirely
Jeffrey Shockley
2025-03-16 20:23:28 +0000 UTCEh
Jacob
2025-03-16 17:47:45 +0000 UTCi swear to god you make the final "Channel 5 Live Hollywood & Vine" like 0.1 db louder every episode
e
2025-03-16 14:18:10 +0000 UTCπ₯π₯
Renzy28
2025-03-16 06:17:52 +0000 UTCπππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ
Austin
2025-03-16 03:14:35 +0000 UTCAwesome, I waited for a format like this for years! Keep it up! Hope we get a new merch drop soon and maybe another drop of the hitchhikers guide? I missed the last one of course.. 5 out
Leon
2025-03-15 15:34:49 +0000 UTCawesome bro! Love it!
James Hayes
2025-03-15 12:36:07 +0000 UTCNot really a fan of this new style tbh, I cant really tell what is a joke or not, maybe its just not for me
Matthijs van den Berg
2025-03-15 10:36:45 +0000 UTCWith all due respect please make an audio file uploads of your podcasts in the future
Swampy
2025-03-15 09:22:14 +0000 UTCall it's missing is a weather report from a hot meteorologist π
Bryan R
2025-03-15 08:36:09 +0000 UTCbro what I dont think his political opinions are vague at all
Bryan R
2025-03-15 08:32:48 +0000 UTCLoved it! I understand the concerns about watering down the brand or being offbrand or whatever, but I think it's perfect for casual Patreon content. Fwiw I don't follow any snarky online newscasters so this is a fresh style to me and I don't think any less of it just because others do the same type of show. If Channel 5 turned into this exclusively I'd be sad, but it seems pretty clear to me so far that that's not the intent and this is just bonus content.
Chris D'Antonio
2025-03-15 03:34:33 +0000 UTCwait andrew had trump derangement syndrome this whole time? I thought it was just hallucination perception persistence disorder
Adam Dev
2025-03-15 01:34:35 +0000 UTCThe R-Kelly song had me rolling π€£
Mitchell Yeager
2025-03-15 00:27:23 +0000 UTCThat impression.... for a second I thought you were overdubbed by Woody Allen!
DW
2025-03-15 00:13:39 +0000 UTCbig up woody allen, what a g
alexduuuuu123
2025-03-14 23:45:23 +0000 UTCBro get some news sounds for a extra credibiliboost
Hugh Kearns
2025-03-14 23:17:17 +0000 UTCBravissimo holmes
Ben Weissman
2025-03-14 22:51:16 +0000 UTCBricks are hard to eat. Maybe Gary is suggesting a metaphor for the journalist's role in society - digesting the hard stories. In my opinion, this 5CAST is more like a insipid jelly donut than the fiber rich news diet I crave from C5 - which they excel at! Please, don't be a jelly donut, C5!
VtheBee
2025-03-14 21:54:16 +0000 UTCCongratulations!!!!!
Adam S
2025-03-14 21:02:16 +0000 UTCThis reminds me of the old Phillip Defranco format - it's off your brand. I fell in love with your method of getting out there like an anthropologist, letting the people on the ground speak, and letting the viewer come to their own conclusions. This feels like you're telling us how to think rather than letting us come to it. I also did not like the celebrity news crap - it's not interesting or important. Lastly, the format of googling "news" comes across as super lazy.
Michael
2025-03-14 19:32:16 +0000 UTCShort term, Andrew is much more charismatic and funny than most internet show hosts and you guys would likely rise to the top of the of the newcast space in a years time once you iron out the kinks. Especially if these move to YT/Spotify. But I do not think there is a path forward with this that doesn't have long term impacts on C5's cultural cache, credibility, and relevance in the news & pop culture. There's a good reason everyone from Lefty Gunplay to David Seymour will sit down with you and you have been invited to be in stuff like the Backstage Passes music video. You will rapidly lose that reach if you guys pivot into newcasting imo
John Wagner
2025-03-14 19:16:01 +0000 UTCOne thing that really got me onto Andrew and Ch5 was the lack of commentary and opinion of the journalist. Just giving raw views into parts of the world and communities. I do like how in the ICE protest vid, you actually applied some context and backstory though, as it added a lot to the subject. I just hope to see you remain unique in us keeping your political leanings vague, and reporting non partisan.
jacob turnblom
2025-03-14 19:00:24 +0000 UTCI hope itβs an early April Fools Jokeβ¦
Devin Wright
2025-03-14 18:54:50 +0000 UTCDon't see a need for this type of show from you guys at all. There is a surplus of blogger like individuals doing this exact kind of video show already for every slice of the political & pop culture spectrum and without fail they cultivate often strange, clingy, and off putting communities and are largely a waste of time, not informing their viewers of much besides dinner table headlines (see: h3h3, Philip Defranco, InfernoOmni, penguinz0, Ben Shapiro, Sam Sedar, NYT, Hasan Piker, etc etc ETC). Basically just trying to say I think you guys are much MUCH better than this and should avoid degrading the brand & Andrew into a talking head by any means neccesary. No matter how much you try to polish and make it your own, I believe the newscast format is inherently degenerative to the minds of the viewers (myself included). All that said, I admire you trying something new and will always appreciate experimentation.
John Wagner
2025-03-14 18:28:19 +0000 UTCas an alaskan we do not claim him
Ren
2025-03-14 18:08:45 +0000 UTCFinally some real news. I approve this
Robin Bergfeldt
2025-03-14 17:53:38 +0000 UTCHow many cease fire agreements had russia already broken?
a k tomasi
2025-03-14 17:39:28 +0000 UTCLove it, more direction would helpβ¦
Sam Lawrence
2025-03-14 17:10:59 +0000 UTCMore pls
Chuck
2025-03-14 16:25:50 +0000 UTCThe cease fire is designed to neuter Ukraine's ability to defend itself, while Russia gears up for the final assault at the perfect time. Trump is a Russian asset. 100%
David Howell
2025-03-14 16:17:55 +0000 UTCHey! Wondering what you think of friendlyjordies video on ground news and the problems with it (ie organising everything in the left and right scale) : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfHx4CfKFqQ . Thought the video was pretty hard hitting and since they're a sponsor of yours wonder what your opinion is....
Orlando Closs
2025-03-14 16:11:27 +0000 UTCCanβt wait to see this grow! Idk who is more excited for this, me or Dan Soder lol
AJ
2025-03-14 15:44:08 +0000 UTCIdk bro check out @GoodWorkMB or @ashowaboutthenews on youtube they do this format but with more attention to detail. This is fine patreon content but feels a little lazy
Sarah Green
2025-03-14 14:03:34 +0000 UTCIm hype to this newscast and thriller to see it devellop
Niklas F
2025-03-14 13:44:16 +0000 UTCCalm down, Gary.
who, me
2025-03-14 13:21:26 +0000 UTCDude yes this is so good. news and a some little giggles. Woohoo!
adam goodman
2025-03-14 13:15:50 +0000 UTCIs it psychology or philosophy? The video says philosophy but the title says psychology? (if you guys need any help, my rate is $600/hr).
B3RNi3
2025-03-14 13:09:19 +0000 UTCGreat idea Andrew i will be watching !!
streas
2025-03-14 12:49:51 +0000 UTCholy shit, this is incredible. a news broadcast I actually want to watch! I don't fucking believe it
Nick Selivonik
2025-03-14 12:07:17 +0000 UTCThis is more =3 than Channel 5
Davis Adam
2025-03-14 12:04:47 +0000 UTCThis was heartbreaking. Play it straight for gods sake. The internet is full of snarky half baked jokey news. What I mean is I come to you for the REAL. I was so disappointed. But I feel like you could shift it into being something actually useful and interesting. Sorry to be negative. I particularly thought The stock joke images were unnecessary. And reading random comments and tweets as if they are βreportingβ is hacky.
jimmyjeru
2025-03-14 11:57:30 +0000 UTCLooking forward to the future of this show! Much love!
Land on Earth
2025-03-14 11:40:55 +0000 UTCyou're the best Andrew, but this is kind of cringe and almost seems to invalidate your other content. we need a rock to stand on, and this seems like it's in the wind.
Matthew Uribe
2025-03-14 11:09:18 +0000 UTChe's just sharing his opinion. grow up.
Matthew Uribe
2025-03-14 11:07:25 +0000 UTCtourist
Castly
2025-03-14 10:26:08 +0000 UTCToo much SNL, not enough Channel 5.
Paul Julius
2025-03-14 10:12:42 +0000 UTCI really love your content Andrew, but as a European I'd appreciate if you guys did more on the United States post cold war foreign policy, because I do believe that the ugly pressures of global competition are heavely impacting domestic policies in the USA. The western world is loosing its hegemony over the world economy, the BRICS states threaten to de-dollarize their trade, regime changes and heavy electoral interference by global players happen on a daily bases. I think there would be a lot to cover for you guys, considering how stupidly the offical narratives on foreign policy dive into the good vs evil dualism.
pas moi
2025-03-14 09:07:34 +0000 UTCDont turn into keemstar!!!! Im jp
Max
2025-03-14 08:46:23 +0000 UTCSoooo stoked!!!!
Loop scoop pooper
2025-03-14 08:43:49 +0000 UTCLove the longer format journalism, but this is great as a quick and frequent touch point. I only take issue with the final comments around Ukraine and Russia. Trump has weakened Ukraineβs position to negotiate drastically and has strengthened Russiaβs hand. Awful.
John
2025-03-14 08:20:32 +0000 UTCAndrew this fucking rules
Jim
2025-03-14 07:52:14 +0000 UTCSick Quasi stickers
Ben Hardy
2025-03-14 05:39:00 +0000 UTCHad me giggling but definitely needs refinement if it were to be shown to a broader audience - great for the Patreon tho
Nathan Taylor
2025-03-14 05:28:49 +0000 UTCI am torn between Seth Meyers weekend report vibes, or a galaxy brain satire of how stupid legacy/basic news is. Maybe both π§
Zac Koch
2025-03-14 05:23:55 +0000 UTCgoat talk
Hunter Posso
2025-03-14 05:14:24 +0000 UTCYea maybe do some bigger news stories like local networks. Where you do interviews and or cut to anchors. Like have people on ask them questions. Then maybe for lighter stories do the thing where you read the articles live. Kind of like the college humor where they real the tela prompter without knowing whatβs on it.
Joseph Meyer
2025-03-14 05:10:24 +0000 UTCItβs okay, but it seems very forced. Maybe go deeper on the facts and discussion. Maybe take your time it feels rushed. Slow down a bit. Maybe do smaller interviews like news networks bring people on. Maybe get another anchor as well and have this be more serious like local news.
Joseph Meyer
2025-03-14 05:03:37 +0000 UTCGreat stuff. Trump want's to take over Greenland because it's a climate change safe haven with some of the last ice to melt.
Circumnavigate
2025-03-14 04:41:45 +0000 UTCMaynard is tool ask your dad
Sarah Dixon
2025-03-14 04:26:44 +0000 UTC5 cast news is legit
Becks
2025-03-14 04:25:07 +0000 UTCThanks Andrew!
Kyle Kulper
2025-03-14 04:21:32 +0000 UTCLetβs go get some Persian food man
Sarah Dixon
2025-03-14 04:21:06 +0000 UTCNot really feeling it but keep cooking brother!
Michal H
2025-03-14 04:17:59 +0000 UTCLove 5 cast!
Adam P Rozycki
2025-03-14 04:10:27 +0000 UTCYou the man Andrew
Mitchell Stroup
2025-03-14 03:58:00 +0000 UTCLots of potential here! Room to experiment with styles of reporting you wouldnβt normally put on C5. Looking forward to the next one.
Ramon Hurtado
2025-03-14 03:56:16 +0000 UTChad a good laugh and i like that itβs a news report that doesnβt make me feel overwhelmed
Ashton
2025-03-14 03:52:13 +0000 UTCPlay it more straight. We follow you because youβre an independent journalist not just another online personality giving their half baked take
cigarette
2025-03-14 03:51:28 +0000 UTCNice
Stephen Hitchcock
2025-03-14 03:50:47 +0000 UTCSoundCloud link comparison was accurate
Shaniqua445
2025-03-14 03:50:13 +0000 UTCThis is not it.
Sean O'Donnell
2025-03-14 03:43:05 +0000 UTCeat a brick man
Gary Aguero
2025-03-14 03:42:16 +0000 UTCI would watch this shit everyday - so informative. YAH fuck that Alaskan bro - MLK is not a loser bro. you are. PS don't beat your wife please
Gary Aguero
2025-03-14 03:41:18 +0000 UTCWoody Allen jokes slipped in there are great. I can't believe that guy had a dot gov domain with that crap on it. I'm fine with them taking it down in that case. He can put it on his own domain but it shouldn't be co-signed by the government on an official site.
bigchiefcrazysmoke
2025-03-14 03:37:31 +0000 UTCOh this has potential
William Hicks
2025-03-14 03:36:32 +0000 UTCI'm glad you tried something new but I personally am not a fan of this segment. Seems much closer to what I've already seen and doesn't seem as intelligent as your other content. I hope the feedback helps Andrew
James Windau
2025-03-14 03:36:26 +0000 UTCFeels like Weekend Update, with a sprinkle of Connor O Malley. If you keep bringing the rawness of Channel 5β¦ This could def strike the right chord!
Manuel Guerrero Zdeinert
2025-03-14 03:28:15 +0000 UTCYeah I have a bible-thumber great aunt who lives in rural Alaska and you are not wrong
TreeBones
2025-03-14 03:21:35 +0000 UTCNo, it was fun as it was.
William Wimmer
2025-03-14 03:19:59 +0000 UTCI hate to say it but I feel a little dumber after watching this. Not a fan - a few classic C5 insights here but rehashing pop/political headlines is just kinda boring - the internet is full of people giving their hot takes on whatever new story pops up. The google 3rd page concept was interesting, though. Find more interesting stories that aren't getting air time - and develop them!
VtheBee
2025-03-14 03:19:58 +0000 UTCI love your sense of humor and really enjoy the format of this segment. Looking forward to the next one! Keep it up!
William Wimmer
2025-03-14 03:19:29 +0000 UTCiβm so here for this
mar
2025-03-14 03:18:17 +0000 UTCMaybe I should be less sensitive as well :)
Brad
2025-03-14 03:11:56 +0000 UTCI dig the laidback format keep it chill
Zach Thomas
2025-03-14 03:10:36 +0000 UTCThanks for the genuine question. I like the more personal, less planned and 'live' feel about this; Not everything needs to be super produced. It was still poignant and the topics and they felt important. A bit towards the later half it felt a little trolly, not towards any side (I'm Canadian) To give a concrete example of what I'm talking about that made me feel weird was around 9:15. I think this could have had a little more, information or things instead of a headline. Again thanks for taking the time and I appreciate yours and all of you over there's work and dedication to journalism. Have fun that's the most important part :)
Brad
2025-03-14 03:07:58 +0000 UTCLove the format, quick and informative causing me to look deeper into topics. The humor carried well (I especially liked the Woody Allen bit) and helped take me to the full watch time in my opinion.
Garett Ray
2025-03-14 03:02:19 +0000 UTCI really dig the "exclusive" comments from the likes of Woody Allen, allegedly. Came back to add: yeah dude, this is good. It's Entertainment Tonight mid dab, but it's shit I want to hear about. And Breezewood
Ryan
2025-03-14 03:01:36 +0000 UTCLast half was fucking gold. Looking up news on the spot was brilliant
Shawhin Layeghi
2025-03-14 02:59:36 +0000 UTCThis was really awesome
Kody
2025-03-14 02:58:56 +0000 UTCthanks for the feedback. should I play it more straight??
Channel 5
2025-03-14 02:56:40 +0000 UTCLittle bit too trolly, but I like the new format.
Brad
2025-03-14 02:54:18 +0000 UTCThis is so fucking good! Love the editing style, love your commentary, love the simplicity. Everything just hits. And great choice of stories, I might add. In the future βΒ could be cool to have newscast style interviews too "Well John, .... (etc)" "Andrew, you make a good point...." etc
Shawhin Layeghi
2025-03-14 02:53:03 +0000 UTCJust you reading the news like the second half of the video was good. Maybe with Susan or others present
Daniel
2025-03-14 02:47:40 +0000 UTCLoved it π
Jesse Shay
2025-03-14 02:37:20 +0000 UTCholy moly I know Iβm gonna love this. will report back post-watch
Lindsay Bremmer
2025-03-14 02:36:04 +0000 UTCTook really fell off since Dominican Republic show...
Gavin
2025-03-14 02:34:00 +0000 UTCInformative and entertaining. Fucking awesome!
Aaron Tracy
2025-03-14 02:33:40 +0000 UTCmfw the epic setup :D
haley
2025-03-14 02:23:34 +0000 UTCIs this a NEW golden era of Channel 5? Moreover, has Channel 5βs golden era ever even ENDED?
Calvin Little
2025-03-14 02:22:11 +0000 UTCAndrew is into quasi?
honky
2025-03-14 02:20:45 +0000 UTC
