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C5 Confessional Booth Extended Cut (21+ NSFW)

Fixed subtitles!!! Here are some other great confessions that we didn't include in the YouTube cut. We'll be re-opening the Confessional Booth at the Superchief Gallery in Los Angeles (1965 S Los Angeles St.) this Friday (10/25/24) between 7-10pm so if you're in the LA area and would like to participate in this social experiment, Friday is the time.

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Imagine being completely inept about foreign experiences.

Brandon Lee

Imagine being such a shit that you complain about a country that took you in as a refugee after your original country allowed the majority of your family to be murdered... Holy shit we need to just stop helping these people. Let them figure it out.

gkek

Hope the guy in the orange and black shirt is okay and is able to heal <3

Serena

Dawg in the mask nailed it

kenny

alright Einstein, what do you suggest we do to change the political landscape with the very little funds available to most of us at this time?

Noah Wainwright

well, that's why I put the definition in there just in case for dummy heads like...🫵

Breezy Leezy

mad respect to the few people who actually confessed some real shit

Liz D'Andrea

My confession is that I subbed to see some booby. Feeling a little let down, but I'm happy to be here for the journalism.

James

Super charismatic when people use a big word of a foreign language, so that in the very same haggard-ass block of text, they can call others "dumb illiterates" for not knowing what tf the word means.

James

i want my fucking 5 bucks back this shit sucked

Chheng Tan

Alot of the people here kinda suck

Benjamin LeTourneau

Oh, and there is nobody in the world sexier to me than one of my first cousins.

Peace and Love

Agreed that the USA needs to stop fucking with other countries just make profits for the oligarchs. The prison industrial complex is just modern slavery.

Peace and Love

We gotta lot of dishonest people in this confessional booth

Joshua Christy

Zombie mode guy I relate to 1000%

Gabe Martinico

Is the Jill Stein lady on this one? Just saw the YouTube clip

Gabe Martinico

I subbed last year because of the SF vid and the Border crossing vid because we need to support real journalism doing the damn thing. To see people here complaining about not seeing two hours of fucking random bullshit is so insane to me. There is so much other good content here that they are pumping out on the regular you could actually learn something from instead of jacking off to some shadenFreudism happening here. And for the dumb illiterates who don't know what that is let me help. "Schadenfreude is a German word that describes the feeling of pleasure or joy that comes from witnessing someone else's misfortune" Go watch the other videos and fucking learn some empathy from a different perspective for once and stop acting like a child over five or $10 like it is gonna make or break you when we have black rock and the goddamn aipac running our mainstream media. Support this journalism because you want to support. Not because you want to feel better about yourself looking at other people suffering you weirdos. AC and Susan you're doing a great job. Keep that shit up and go ahead and drop the whole two hours so these foos can see how good you are at editing the good shit. Keep up the good fight and vote for your mommas.

Breezy Leezy

that was... a waste of time

Felix G.

Post the full version

Blake Thomas

Weezer is my favorite band of all time had me LOL fr

A.S.

Subscribed for the 2 hour long episode where is it?

Alycia Williams

free crip mac ya ya

Dakota Figel

Where tf did that guy get that mask

Dakota Thompson

this is me talking about my 21st bday shenanigans. I'm now in rehab 29 days clean I was in psychosis in this video. thank you for resurfacing a state of mind I aint tryna tap back into. Sick ass installation I appreciated it

angelkami

Same as these guys, feel a bit ripped off since the first video said this would be full uncensored...

Randy Mcniven

Yeah I was ready for a 2 hour video with more crazy confessions. You said some were "too grotesque for YouTube". To be fair, I didnt see any here that could have also been on YouTube. Looking forward to the 2h video tho!

Lands Verader

been follwing since 2018 and finally subbed to the Patreon to put the full 2+ hours on in the background for inspiration while making music. Please do the whole fanbase here and the obvious bump in subscribers a favor and upload the full video guys

Ryan Pantos

You did say it was complete and uncut on the YouTube video. I guess let the people decide if it's worth watching it all or not...

Doug Kelly

Need the full confessional or this is just highly editorial and clickbait unfortunately

Xavier MC

Shit man I was gonna drop the whole reel which is 2.5, but most of the confessions just straight suck ass so I baked it down to 25 min of my favorite ones that I didn’t post on YouTube. I figured that was enough but I see what you mean. I’ll post the entire reel tomorrow or next day if you actually want it but a lot of it is ass - ac

Channel 5

Wish I could dislike. Lame ahhh confessions. Don't blue ball us with the tease of a 2 hour vid, then release the sloppiest attempt to generate some more attention. Again, kinda lame coming from a crew that does nothing but bring content thats noteworthy.

Mario Zamudio

Bruh said it was 2 hours

Patrick Hall

This is literally 25 extra minutes. You can find the uncensored youtube video below.

Bojidar Stanchev

yeah wonder what this is about, i feel scammed

Mikael

oh noooo i paid to see the 2 hour uncut version and its only 5 more minutes.. The ol bait and switch

MissBliss97

The last one really had me thinking about a lot

John

where is the 2 hour video????

Mathias SĆønderstgaard Nielsen

ppl with nothing to say

Sol Zero

Word! I’ve got some confession in Seattle as well

Spy Emerson

fumblerooski

Mike Caffee

So where's the 2h video?

Simas P

Where is it? I can't find it

Simas P

confessing crime is kinda wild

Nicholas Barrett

I subbed to Patreon to see the 2 1/2 hour long vid

Nakamichi12345

13:48 !!!

Sean Farrell

Dude in overalls has Irritable Bowel Syndrome probably

AL

I thought you said this was 2 1/2 hours long?

GrimMemento

A bunch of the people are trying so hard to be cool and different, especially the guy at 3:20

Ettore

90% of these people are on drugs lol

Henry Beltran

LMAO thinking the same thing

inthecosmos

ā€œI hate this country but I love people from there.ā€ It’s people that do horrible things, not a country. Also what the fuck did you study in school? Vampire literature?

Sebastian

How is this NSFW?

Caden Brown

Most of these idiots have absolutely nothing to say.

Matheus Bauer

this is art man.

Noodle

power to the people who got their ppp loans lmao

alexduuuuu123

sidam spinning some fire. Where can we hear that?

Alex Petrov

Thank you love u

sabrina cruz

Its amazing to see the realness of people. So many stories that no ones willing to hear. I think this type of video would be amazing as a series. Especially in different areas if that would be possible. I hope channel 5 becomes well known as a reliable independent news source one day. Stay blessed and I hope you’re able to appreciate the love.

Sleepyd2004

21+ is kinda funny for a video like… is it gonna make me drunk ?

uya

BRO i came to see what chad warden had to say but he never came out

panchote1212

bring this shit to australia g and stop shilling nordvpn plzzz, they cooperate fully with the jacks this was dope tho thx

Sam

The people on here are weird as fuck. Thankfully, probably not a representative sample of every day people. The world would be fucked if everyone was like this.

Rafflez

oh my godddd bro you rock

Hayley van Eykeren

If you came to Seattle or Vancouver I would come by and confess. There are a few things I would say.

Sacha Devoretz

please bring this shit to seattle I have so much to say

Danneroni!

The girl at 17:30 kind of sucks ass

Michael Pelletier

Nice. If you take the booth on tour, swing by Austin

Bad at This

"21+ NSFW" and I didn't even get to see any titties

Fun Guy

This was more tame than the Youtube video; you had MFin' confessions to murder on that joint.

Andy Gott

2:04 had a crazy message lowkey

Liam Case

Yea it was one of those things where they had to make it easy and fast so people could keep getting their paychecks.

bigchiefcrazysmoke

!!!fucking awesome!!! It really is art.

Spy Emerson

Okayyy 2:04-2:45 word soup

Alysen Molina

The seaworld and gooner dude is fucking AWESOME

Nick Kidd

Not the guy making eye contact with the camera and then still putting on the mask 🤣

Sophia Quinn

Lmao I’m an SBA Underwriter. They’ll catch him eventually, they have been slowly auditing almost every loan file since the program, he left a paper trail and Uncle Sam will get theirs. Such a dumb program to make it as easy as it was with almost no accountability. Helped a lot of businesses in real need, but also wasted a fuck load, and was rife with fraud

Jonas

A lot of these people are chronically online, you can tell

charlie_c

Patreon C5 rules

kllingwthasmile

It blows my mind that people will casually get in front of a camera and confess to a felony.

Nathan Breitsch

Aye I was just trollin yall 🤣 I didn't think u would take my comment serious anyways, I mean I was disappointed it was only 25 mins at first but that shit was so dark I was kinda glad. Appreciate yall reaching out tho, I fuck with channel 5 fr

Lunchbox

All the nudity is in the first episode. There’s 2.5 hours of confessions and we’re cutting them into the best for yall to see. The murder confessions thing was a joke because we overlaid our close friend Kenneth over that, but there’s a ton of exclusive shit here and more coming

Channel 5

Soooooo many of these annoyed the hell out of me. Judgement on my part. But also...

Gabe Martinico

yo want me to fix up the audio on this? i got it sounding a lot clearer

Adam Dev

Oh and p.p.s. Y’all doin a merch drop soon??? Will sign nda.

T

He did in fact not get the whale tail for being a fat kid

VinĆ­cius Miguel

Bruh Andrew u lied like a mfer, no nudity, no extra murder conf3ssions and only 25 mins instead of 2.5 hours like u said on youtube, im cancelling the sub rn, biggest waste of money ever and I'm an ex junkie in recovery so I feel like I know a thing or two bout wasted money fr!!!

Lunchbox

so shit nobody leaves it

steven blount

First time patreon I’m poor but Andrew is worth it. That’s all

Banksybum33

at 23:40 she doesn't find white people very funny. How do we know she's not just saying that to get attention?

DW

Also it’d be dope if y’all come to NOLA with this shit, it’d be like full circle lol

T

Wow this is such a good idea, amazing what people say in this booth!

Donald

YES! I wonder how many people around me also secretly think like that

bananacat

I love how the dude taking pictures is like the dude in not another teen movie. šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ also jtfo about the dude trying to hide his face.

T

did you see the girl in the yt video talking about a little hilter inside of her, crazy.

Pizz0 Tim3

24:35 That's NOT Bill!

DW

Young people never think it could be Cancer until it is

William Hicks

There’s a fuck ton we chopping it all down and putting it out on the daily, just not sure how actually post-worthy some of them are so I’m trying to give yall the best

Channel 5

I get you, fair enough. I'm actually from LA, born and raised and I have friends who are part of this scene and I give them just as much shit. I actually sent this video to one of my closest buddies who's big in the LA hipster scene, but mostly to goof on him and his people

Da_Hoser

In the YouTube video you say there is 2.5 hours of footage. Where is the rest?

Will

It’s the white girl saying f white people For me

Cole

kill tony hat

Benjamin Cordova

it scares me how hateful people can be

bananacat

I mean, it's an art installation. Prog punks and hipsters were always gonna be the primary demo.

William G

The dude trying to hide his face wasn't trying hard enough lol

jonah levin

well... nobody's perfect

Nick Selivonik

WEEZER

ThinlySlicedHam

17 minutes in those girls, I feel for them. Their parents left a shit country to arrive in another shit country.

Donald

Why was this video labeled 21+? I’ve heard worse on soft white underbelly.

Phil MC

Black duud with the old person mask is a frickin lame loll wtf

Rocky Lowtemp

shout outs to the amen break shout out lol

Babbitt

Dummy at 5:50 trying to be sneaky and wears a mask, but we can clearly see his face when he enters lol.

Lee B

dude wants some boobage real hard

Jack Winzar

My favorite video yet

DevyJ

seek help

Alec

So many complicated and beautiful people in this world carrying so many problems on their shoulders.

Shane

There’s not one but TWO boobs in the first episode we already dropped on our Patreon šŸ˜‚ Jfc scroll down

Channel 5

2:50 dude needs to go to the doctor.

bigchiefcrazysmoke

I thought you said there'd be nudity on the patreon edit

Cory

This was...boring. turns out the crazy shit in my life is a lot more interesting than I thought. Maybe next time put this somewhere with less edge lords and posers. See y'all next video.

Da_Hoser

People are so weird hahahah gotta love it

amiliam

That dude that just came in and took pictures was so cool šŸ˜Ž Fuck normies šŸ–•

John King

May want to delete that first guy. He definitely shouldn't have admitted that on camera if it's true. The statute of limitations on fraud like that probably hasn't expired, and they could argue the SOL didn't even start until they discovered the fraud. Hopefully nobody sends that clip in because they could definitely figure out who he is with facial recognition.

bigchiefcrazysmoke

Great job doing this in a rave or whatever this is.it’s hilarious the difference of ppl who take it seriously and the ppl who are fucked up as well as the ppl who are both.

Meryk Wright

and overalls boy needs to see a Dr, I think his colon is jacked up

Nick

Probably have to edit out a bunch of tits and buttholes

Michael Pelletier

Keep up the great work. :)

mobert

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Matthew Ciarlo

I think a lot of people dont know what the fuck is going on and are just winging it a good 90% of the time. Im bs a good percentage of the time atleast. Its interesting to see what people will confess to a camera. I'd be scared shitless to do so even with stupid shit.

Torin D

I don’t think California is ok

LlamaVomit

The not human guy is insane

Marko Slavatynskyy

how can we see the full reel? Or is it not available in full?

Nicholas Castro


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