Satanic Temple Gathering (Part 3/Finale/Impurity Ball)

This guy would destroy Chet Hanks

S H

Excellent reporting. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🇬🇧

Gilena Simons

To those who say someone hates god, I always ask who’s? Amen. 🇬🇧

Gilena Simons

spittin bars for Jesus Christ

Andrew Holmes

he sounds like froggy fresh

Andrew Mull

Some thug named "Andrew" has bombed the microwave

TYSON

Kung flu

Al

freestyle had me dying

sheldon

anybody got bros beat email?

Jan Kopp

Mans was so close to spitting a semen bar

Patrick

beuatifull ending

David Teixeira

You are a magnet for mid white rappers

Karl

yooo i gotta see even more footage from the impurity ball

Rizzo

i love that almost everyone at the orgy/ball is still wearing a mask (and little else) lol

niteowl9491

This is common practice in poor neighborhoods. In high school we had dudes there every week during lunch.

Andrew R

Fockin bors

bruno

An orgy? Sounds unsanitary

Thomas

top 3 spitters on the channel so far. can't wait for the rap battle to end all rap battles

Timothy Wolfe

FUCKIN BARS

Alex Calvert

how does andrew always find people willing to rap/freestyle on camera? unreal

Nazar Soroka

it takes a certain amount of pathos to be a desperation freestyler and the jesus rappers are the ones with shit pent up

Valpurga

0:39-0:43

Marshall

My man spitting bars repping Jesus Christ

Sean Lawrence

Oh man. Second hand wizards trying to loudly outlogic eachother in a parkinglot was an allegory for my mind too close for comfort.

Shokora

stay safe in Ukraine boys

Matty Groves

Where are all the satan rappers?

Richard Springfield

so funny

Magic Plants

Oops, outclassed in every way by The Satanic Temple. Hurts to be a Christian.

Manus Terra

I hope the next ones at the location they had the ball

Pluffie Marie

Dick Tingler is a great name NGL, seems like a real one.

Benjamin Leggett

Minneapolis do want him.

Lear

Love how this channel brings people together

Julian Papania

this was a great 1

Jeff probst

Rapping really is the only true universal religion

Falah Sadiq

there's absolutely no way those guys aren't trolling that was hilarious

James Deen

are you lost?

Loren Carvalho

imagine gatekeeping satanism

Loren Carvalho

lol xtians

Hugh Jassol

Andrew is a magnet for white rappers. lmao

Keva Stewart

I made this t-shirt design for TST…they never used it. https://springfish.bigcartel.com/product/fake-news

Tom Lehmann

bars

Dan Vee

BARS ON BARS! How do you find these people?

Kevin Fitzpatrick

Literally the last guy I would expect to freestyle in this video

Ben Simser

Dick Tingler is my new dad.

emkyoo

Bars for Jesus. Andrew never fails to find a reckless freestyler.

Josh Fried

Mans spat bars so holy he baptised all my kids

ASMR Daddy

impurity ball looks like an actual really fun night NGL.

SOGGYSLOTH

Jesus would be proud of the superior bars that dude is spitting. Amen. And Praise Channel 5.

Alex

Dick Tingler is a cool dude

Drew Cannedy

I love channel 5

Quil_

"Just kidding Minneapolis" was the best part lmao

A Ho

Were Gecs in this one? I must have missed it

Zac Gallenberger

That man looks like Money Maker Mike but raps like Froggy Fresh

Rylan Bytnar

now thats a solid

MySelf69

hope this works out

MySelf69

100gecs 4 life

lpdzch

I got ahold of and scheduled a meeting with my Rep for later this week!

Dunbarth

bars

jbownzino

ayo pub rock live

Alex Tobin

I had to keep pausing the video because the raps were so ice cold I was worried I'd be frozen dead.

Benjamin Gilbert

hardest freestyle since justin🔥🔥🔥📈📈📈📈

Jake Wilty

Those 3 homies agreeing to disagree and singing John Denver is epitome society.

Peggy THE`pirate

of course they found a white rapper lmao

Hector Aguilar

pretty sure he said cement, semen woulda hit way harder

troy antipasty

He asks every one he interviews

mickeymouse420

“Harder than Semen!” Looks like the impurity ball was kinda a bust. Jesus bars was funny though!

Stef

I love how the Jesus guy with the bj is like cracking up the whole time dude is freestyling, Jesus gave him some bars tho! As always amazing job boys.

T

bro i genuinely can't even believe those last two guys were serious, there's no way.

charlie

i love how theres more footage of the dude freestyling than the "Impurity Ball"

Andrew Donnelly

Hey Fellas! I love your channel, didn't realize you had a connection to Okc, was cool to see and I enjoyed the coverage. I wanted to reach about a possible investigative opportunity into recruiting practices of the armed forces, there access to high schools and minors without parents consent, and lack of regulation or ethics when recruiting a student. I'm a vet who experienced this and after witnessing once again an over reach on a recruiters part I've decided to try and do something. I've drafted an email for my local rep to try for a meeting. I'm not looking for personal gain/exposure/money or anything. I would prefer to remain anon if possible anyways. I'm just reaching out! thank you for what you do anyways

Dunbarth

dude you have to be fucking kidding how do you find so many freestyle rappers

Markus DeHorn

"I'll light your farts on fire with my rhhhhhhhhhhhhymes" Krispy Kreme had bars.

EYE69MYSELF

that freestyle was slick

Swee Neezy

those were some cool raps

Matthew Lanke

Hey boys. Y’all should come to SF for 4/20. There’s a huge event in golden gate park. it’s the first year in SF that weed can be sold legally at the event and Mike Tyson is gonna be there. It’s always a wild time with interesting people.

Stephen Baker

I would like to see more of the ball.

FrivolousExamination

@danger Being critical of TST isn’t telling you how to be satanic. Since you clearly do give a fuck you could’ve bothered to reply to the substance of my comment instead of talking about how you feel about your subjective experience. If you feel attacked defend yourself or stfu.

Setnakt

That christian rapper sounds exactly like Krispy Kreme.

Gavin

Good to know that there are a few people out there who call my ordinary weekend an impurity ball.

De Schoi

@Setnakt, what would I do without YOU here to tell me how to be Satanic? Not believing in the supernatural can be confusing for people, and it's ok if TST Satanism doesn't work for you. I feel that my personal Satanism doesn't rely on aesthetics or being goth. I am not a spooky person, or anti-christian, yet I still manage to be 100% a Satanist. I also manage to do this without giving a single fuck about if you think I'm doing things in a way that make sense to you. I would also say that I CAN define Satanism, for myself. It sounds like you define Satanism for yourself. No need to gatekeep.

Danger

This was a 21+ event held at a bar. There weren't even any nipples exposed. Children would never be invited to a sexually themed TST event.

Danger

Spit a couple cool raps, yeah, uh,

Natalie allison

things that are inevitable: life, death, taxes, and people rapping for Channel 5.

clown shower

@patronizing dicks with nothing useful to say eat shit

Setnakt

I was that stranger he was talking about!

Tim Weber

Andrew = Freestyle Magnet

Alec

It's amazing how, no matter where you go, if you show up with a microphone and a camera people will start freestyling. Also that satanic party looked like a jam.

Spencer

that freestyle was 🥶

jack cooper

how does andrew and crew always, wherever they go, find the white guy willing to debase himself by spitting the whackiest of bars

Jeff M

I totally support these peoples right to have this “impurity ball” as long as there’s no children present but damn does it give me the heebie jeebies.

Elephant Dingleberries

I ain't reading all that. I'm happy for u tho. Or sorry that happened.

Brian Servo

The debate bros 💀💀💀

melikai

you really saved the best for last guys lmao this is fantastic

George Soros

E C

Dick Tingler dabbing!

JE

bars

Alex Murray

haha I thought that is what he said at first but I think he said "cement" lol

Patrick Cramer

Is this a paid ad from the APA?

MyLittlePepe

when he said he listened to a lot of metal i was like ok i believe it. Then andrew does it again and finds the man with the bars. idk how you do it dude. finding people who wanna spit has gotta be your super power

Neal

Aw fuck, that dude is from Minneapolis, sorry everyone. But "harder than semen" does slap tho, no cap

Bean

keep all that fuck anyone saying lose any part of this video fiytb

Phlegm Leroni

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Phlegm Leroni

I bet it's because Andrew raps, he gets them started

Caitlin

that one christian dude went alright ay haha

Pete

Hahaha No shot! Those last two guys had to be trolling

Cameron Colvard

They probably ask questions for people like "Hey, do you like/can rap ?" and really noice questions for asking to people being themselves. Or perhaps nothing really related, just coincidence.

João Vítor Herrmann

How do you get people freestyling so frequently?? I've literally never had an interaction with someone and had freestyling come up let alone have someone offer to do it. But it happens in like 90%+ of Channel 5 videos? Astounding work. Give these guys more money.

Ron Jones

I'm loosing circulation in my extremities.

Govan

All hail Setnakt

Govan

he really spit some cool raps

ARTE_AMOK

damn, those were some cool raps

Chris May

Andrew has that kind of aura that just makes people want to try. Hell, I've never rapped in my life outside of a few Eminem verses I memorized in high school, and if I ever ran into Andrew I could easily be talked into humiliating myself on camera by showcasing my lack of freestyling skills.

RaddShreddy

Agreed. Kudos channel5

DW

This Patreon though. Not YouTube.

Duke

Yeah within seconds of their part I could feel trolling vibes, but regardless it was hilarious

Nathan Parks

Doin gods work boys

PajamaWrestler

Minneapolis don’t want that guy Scottsdale can have him no prob lol

Annathiikaa

10/10 series

Jah Camp

Calm down

Eric Burbeck

Sounds like somebody needs Satan

Penis Charles

how do magnets even work?!

Setnakt

where does math come from?

he spit a couple of em

Yeah, I was hoping to see more footage of the impurity ball. It's YouTube safe, that's probably why there's so little of it

Da_Hoser

Andrew is like a truffle pig, it's a 6th sense, he can always find them

Michelle Sleeper

Needs more Impurity Ball and less lame white boy slam poetry.

Joe King

Need me some more bodega satan orgies in my life

David Gold

Setnakt

Setnakt

Loved this one. Great editing work

Giammarco Gaudenzi

how do you always find the rappers

Benjamin Glover

This was a fun series.

Peter Bedford

yeah those two guys are definitely trolling

man

I had a distant relative names dick tingle hhahah. Another wonderful video thank u

Max lucchesi

not the finale we needed but the finale we deserved (only tangentially related but i highly recommend richard dawkins' 'the god delusion' to anyone that hasn't read it)

Jonathan Olson

something about the guy that freestyled is unnerving to me

Jake

Lol

E C

cool raps!

phil

Good thing they're all popes and therefore have papal infallibility, otherwise they'd be in real trouble.

Yak

😂😂 i refuse to believe the freestylers arent trolling, swear they almost broke character

Gibson

How do you possibly encounter this many people that want to freestyle

Kai Hacker

Impurity ball looked like a good time. I see the draw of the Satanic Temple. The non-theistic religious community is something I had no understanding of except for a glance at the Wikipedia page in the past. Definitely an interesting topic for a narrative inquiry and case study to create a scientific record in a social science journal, like APA monitor.

E C

whew, so glad there was a freestyle. i was starting to worry for a bit.

Craig

Setnakt

Hahaha!! Aron Ra telling some Christians to shut the fuck up is exactly what I needed today!

Danger

the freestyle is so hard to watch ... amazing work as always guys

lil lo

There are three certainties in life: death, taxes, and white rappers

David

Hell yeah, hail Satan!

Joey Pivarnik

dude fr said Shut the fuck up in the most aggressive yet most calming way

Jackson