Woodcreek Community Day #09 - V's FIRST MISSION
Added 2025-08-13 15:19:39 +0000 UTC
Johnny Silvercock:
“Alright, chooms, time to play puppet master. V’s polished her chrome, tightened her straps, and is ready to dive head-first — or ass-first — into her next gig. But here’s the kicker: you get to pick which poor bastard, glitchy bot, or horny cyberpsycho she’s dealing with next.
We’ve got five jobs hotter than a Tyger Claw’s browser history, and you’ve got one week to vote. Pick wisely — or don’t. I love watchin’ you make bad choices.”
1. MISSION: BOOTY UPGRADE
V walks into a Ripperdog clinic asking for a combat implant. Walks out with “BunnyBuns™” — hyper-elastic, bullet-bouncing glutes the size of a small city. Roof-hopping, ricocheting gunfire… and every gang in Night City wants a test drive.
2. MISSION: BRAINDANCE BLISS
A “simple” market research gig turns into V starring live in a premium XXX-Braindance. Viewers are tipping faster than she can blush, and logging out isn’t on the menu.
3. MISSION: STATS OVER STYLE
New gig requires max charisma and agility. The only gear that gives both? A joytoy ensemble so scandalous, even the Tyger Claws are blushing.
4. MISSION: TRIGGER HAPPY ENDING
A rare pistol’s payment for a quick gig. Problem: it’s bio-linked to V’s… happy place. Every shot comes with a “bonus effect” that’s impossible to hide.
5. MISSION: OVERLOADED PLEASURE PROTOCOL
Cyberpsycho hunt: Opal, a JoyToy legend, went full chrome with illegal black-market enhancements. Now her “sessions” are so intense they’ve sent bounty hunters to the morgue. She doesn’t mean to kill — she just can’t turn it off.
