Loveforge

Cabin Update #018 🌲🐻🌲

Added 2025-07-17 16:23:56 +0000 UTC

Sexy Dwarf: Oh!! Customers!! Ahem! Welcome to the Loveforge! I’m the sexy dwarf!

Gobba: And I’m the sexy goblin, yes? Hehehe…

Sexy Dwarf: I got a letter from someone named “Branford Lumberheart,” weird name… says I’m supposed to tell you folks what new tales are coming up.

Gobba: Boooooring, yes? Gobba would rather play with your hammer, yes?

Sexy Dwarf: First up is more of young Lord Perci’s adventures in the land of Booblivion… hmm, Booblivion… never heard of it, but sounds like a wonderful place!

Gobba: Gobba drinks two-three bottles of Big Bobba Juice and mister dwarfie can visit Gobba’s Booblivion, yes? Hehehe…

Sexy Dwarf: Right… here’s what’s left to finish the heroic tale of Lord Perci in Booblivion:

POV Date with Perci
Trap
Traps
Perci meets Jauffre
Perci meets a Daedric Princess
Elion Level 100
Oh! Says here “Trap” and “POV Date with Perci” are already done and dropping today and tomorrow—fantastic!

Gobba: Sooooo boring, yes? Gobba dying… dying of boredom, urk…

Sexy Dwarf: And after that, it’s back to Loveforge Adventures! Gobba, Tarla, Myrtle, Sexy Dwarf… and oh, that’s us! Did you hear, Gobba?

Gobba: …Gobba dead now, yes? Died of super boring dwarf talk, urks…

Sexy Dwarf: Mmm… wait, it also says there’s already a few early LFA adventures coming… like with a goblin named “Gubbu.”

Gobba: Gubbu?! GUBBU!! That’s Gobba’s brother, yeah? Big annoying troublemaker, yes? Not Gubbu!! No, yes?!

Sexy Dwarf: Hmm… alright, I guess that’s everything in the letter… sooo… exciting stuff ahead, right? We’ll… uh… see you around, dear customers! And maybe… buy something on your way out? We’ve… got nice wares…

Gobba: URKS.