Happy Hump Day!
I just sold my 1950s sailor costume and got a chance to talk about the classic literature piece that is Moby Dick.
Written in 1851, it was inspired by a real-life whale, Mocha Dick (totally the name. Totally ordering my coffee like this from now on).
The real-life whale (Dick) had rammed (hey, rammed was the word they used. It also just fits int...
Starting to feel a lil bit like a jungle woman for No Shave November 😻
2024-11-12 12:00:43 +0000 UTC View Post
No-Shave November is going well so far over here!
A fun fact: Louis Armstrong (the guy on my t-shirt) got his start in Storyville, which was the red-light district of New Orleans in the early 1900s. He'd sneak in to watch King Oliver's band play and eventually they finally told him to just come on over and learn to play an instrument. King Oliver personally took him under his wing, ...
A 1920s embroidered class signature pillowcase. I couldn’t find much on the history of these things but apparently this was a trend alongside traditional yearbooks in the early decades of the 1900s!
2024-11-08 12:00:40 +0000 UTC View PostI was going to make a joke saying, Look Zaddy, no hands! But this video is ONLY hands.
Saying, "Look Zaddy, no toys!" doesn't have the same ring to it.
You get it.
I used two hands, had one authentic orgasm, and zero toys were involved. 🤭🌟💕
In honor of the election, a little throwback in this Americana getup ❤️🤍💙
2024-11-06 12:00:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Ok the hat is giving vintage feminine edge lord but I'm leaving it because I love hats even if they look better on people that are not me, and I love the lore around them.
This is a 1940s velvet hat with faux flowers. Women's fashion throughout the 20th century typically included a hat for most outings. As tradition would have it, her hat would be worn tilted to her right side, as h...
Happy Monday! Did you check out my first shower video? I both got squeaky clean AND didn't get my camera wet so I'd say we're off to a solid Monday.
We're in No-Shave November which means I'm not shaving my armpits, or my bush all month! Let's see how wild this party down here gets 🥳
Set the clocks back an hour which gives you one more hour to...💋
2024-11-03 12:00:43 +0000 UTC View PostThe moment you’ve all been waiting for…b/g content!🤤
I started off easy with one of my favorite things: a blow job.
The term “blowjob” originated in the late 1940s, printed in Tijuana Bibles, which, if you haven’t seen them, are dirty comics. I’ve had them in my shop before and they’re small, handheld paper comics depicting all kinds of sex acts between c...
It's No-Shave November!
Who knew going full 70s would be so popular? All month long I'll be posting photos of my full-grown out bush, making videos with high-def close-ups. 🤤
To start us off right, here's a clip from my very first video featuring my body hair from my long soft hair on my head, to my armpits, to my bush.
Don't miss it! Come Decemb...
Happy Halloween! 🎃 👻
You guys see me in costumes all the time so I thought “naked with some Louisiana moonshine and lore” might be fun.
These are legit, hand painted moonshine pottery jugs probably from the early decades of the 1900s. Moonshine is a clear, un-aged whiskey, named after it being distilled in the middle of the night with only the moon light to see ...
Fet Fest: I really think they missed the mark on the logo. Wouldn’t it have made more sense to say “I am coming (cumming)” ??
A fun fact: a kink is something that causes arousal that’s considered outside the traditional, vanilla norm (role play, bdsm, etc) whereas a fetish is typically explained as feeling sexual gratification from non-sexual things.
Let me tell you your fortune! 🔮
Okay honestly I’m really just a casual observer of things like astrology or ouija boards or tarot but it’s a fun way to waste time.
The orange deck, Gypsy Witch, is still made today the same way it was when it was first sold back in 1904! 🧡
I’ve done little history lessons on bodysuits before so the short of it is that they were created to give the illusion of nudity without actually being nude for stage plays.
Naturally, the form fitting bodysuit became synonymous with sexiness and has been a staple for your lingerie drawer since before this one (which is from the 70s!).
2024-10-28 11:00:22 +0000 UTC View Post
There were so many good photos in this thing I didn't want to sell you short. Enjoy them with me.
It also gives me more space to drone on about all the other fun things about the Ren Faire such as:
discovering how well I can throw tomatoes, or an axe,
how good pickles are straight from a barrel,
and getting lost in the tent mazes.
Also, like I said, e...
I'm sure the people in the photos behind me would be rolling over in their graves at what I'm doing but jokes on you: I have stacks of vintage nudes and dirty photos of people getting it on from the Victorian Era to the 1970s. They're almost as hot as my photos 😏
2024-10-25 11:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Should we talk about the vintage Queen of Hearts costume I'm wearing or the original Rolling Stones tour poster behind me?
Since no one probably even noticed anything except what's under the dress I'll just stick to the dress 😉
The Queen of Hearts is a character card from modern decks of cards, although if you go back in time, you'll find that many decks don't have any ...
Full 70s look here, from my long hair, to my nightgown, to what's underneath it! 🪩
2024-10-23 11:05:09 +0000 UTC View Post
This is pretty rad - a 1970s army field jacket patched over to say SUPER FUNK with a huge painted Jimi Hendrix on the back. Definitely not army issue but still a neat glance into making your uniform your own during Vietnam.
2024-10-22 11:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post🎃💜💚 A Halloween themed monster dildo! 🎃💜💚
Man, Halloween really has its fangs/tantacles/monster cocks in every industry and really, I'm not complaining and I'm sure after watching this, neither are you!
I sent the full video to your inboxes! 👻💋
When you get ready for the Renaissance Faire, but we are definitely going to be late 😈
Following WW2, there began to be a resurgence in interest in medieval and renaissance history, most notable by the rise in folk music. Plays around the country began to include more tales with dragons or fantasy characters.
One of the turning points was a fundraiser held by a schoolt...
An oldie but a goodie, as they say.
This was my first time trying anything leather-kink related and I figured I'd do it just for show until WOW LEATHER FEELS INCREDIBLE ON YOUR SKIN.
I wore a vintage corset, garter and vintage driving gloves and had fun in the dressing room, getting all hot and sweaty until I came.
I sent this to your inboxes if you want to se...
Fun fact: Chevrolet was created by Louis Chevrolet, and his brother, in the early 1900s. He was a Swiss-born, American bicycle racer-turned-race-car driver who, after setting record after record and ousting the previous first place winners, was snagged to help develop a modern car. The rest is history. Please enjoy my 80s mesh crop-top compliments of Mr. Louis Chevrolet 💋
2024-10-17 05:00:33 +0000 UTC View Post
I feel like orange is really my color.
Maybe it's just nude is my color.
A fun fact: the color orange is named after the fruit. The word for orange derives from the French word for the fruit, which came from the Arabic one, which came from the Sanskrit one, which came from the Persian one.
It wasn't until the 1500s that someone descri...
In case you missed it, I made a video from the POV if you wanted me to touch myself and cum only using my hands!
Lounging in lingerie, I rode my firm bed pillow until my clit was begging to be rubbed, then I laid back, slid my panties to the side, and edged rubbing my pussy using my fingers until I came hard.
This is an up-close, hi-def experience. You can even see my puss...
