Let me just slip out of this old vintage denim while I tell you about these two neat books in my lap.
Before I left the corporate world to be my own boss, sling vintage, and take my clothes off for a living (spare me clutching your strings of pearls (heh) - I have an MBA, I run this platform like a well-oiled machine and, gasp, I like doing it 😈), I dressed like the Megha...
A 1930s silk bed jacket and 1920s chenille sheer dancer pants. Believe it or not, those pants were considered the height of sexuality to wear in the bedroom back then! 💕
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A little 1960s cheerleader jacket moment over 90s jeans 💋
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Here's the other robe from The Last Samurai (go check out my post from a few days ago if you're lost). I forgot to mention that these were designed from the same team who designed the costumes for The Hobbit and Lord of the Rings!
Have any of y'all ever tried to read LOTR? I love the movies, but man those books are hard to get into!
Why bother with a dressing room when you can just use the whole store to try things on? 💚♥️
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When you’re the knight who won the jousting tournament 💋
Please enjoy me wearing (and not wearing) this vintage medieval-style costume. Yeah yah I know the medieval period is different from the Renaissance and the dresses were different but you get it. Shut up and enjoy the view.
(Ok I’m kidding if any of you happen to be an AskHistorians mod who wants to school me...
I made my first shower video yesterday! I actually had a lot of fun and didn't ruin my camera, so if you like it I'll make this a regular thing!
The full 11+ minute video (with me trying out a new dildo at the end) was sent to your inboxes. Enjoy 💋💦💦💦
Sunday Funday!
I live and breathe in the vintage world, and a few months ago got to pick a well-known costume company that was closing down. I got a lot of neat stuff, including a set of two coin-studded kimonos that were used in the movie The Last Samurai.
Trying this thing on was a workout in itself - I went to take it off the hanger and it alm...
This post is apropos of nothing which is a phrase often used by the host Sean in Hot Ones and now all I can think about is how I could totally get to the end in that show. ❤️🔥
A fun fact about Scoville heat units: a pharmacist created the Scoville scale way back in the early 1900s as a way to determine how much heat should be added to a ointment intended to warm the area it...
Alright y'all, we're in October now and I LOVE Halloween. I love spooky season, I love costumes, I love lore of all things. I had the opportunity to pick an old costume shop and one of things I got was this bad boy:
It's a vintage Mardi Gras Krewe Costume - it would've been worn by someone who was in the desirable position of holding a court position. I can't figure out which Krewe i...
I couldn't decide if I should braid my hair into an Ancient Greek mythology style, or find a skirt to look like Princess Leia so I'm presenting you with a choose-your-own-adventure 🌟
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Just a casual look for fall and I can finally break out my Doc Martens again! 🖤
This post doesn't do them justice, but I love Doc Martens. I grew up wearing them, and a few years ago got a new pair that still wears like new. Doc Martens are actually named after a doc who, in the 1940s, invented a new kind of boot to protect a broken foot (hence the brand name it still carries toda...
October 1st got me like 💋
Only comments accepted on this post are lyrics to THE TIME WARP 🎃❤️🔥💋😈
Okay, here’s the rest of the set. While you’re gooning away your brain cells, I’ll help you keep your cock and your IQ up 🤓
Yesterday an asteroid cruising through the solar system is going to got sucked into Earth’s gravitational field and is orbiting us a little bit before it follows its path back out after Thanksgiving.
This is a 1950s, legit letter sweater with the letters “OF” patched onto it. If this thing wasn’t made for me then I don’t know what!
I had so much fun in this piece and there were so many good photos that it’s spilling into tomorrow’s post.
Enjoy 😻😎
Good morning 💚
Behind me is a hand-made poster made by The Loujon Press, in the French Quarter of New Orleans.
The Loujon Press was a 1960s avant-garde small printing press, owned by couple Gypsy Lou and Jon Webb (hence Loujon) and printed the works of then-unknown poetry greats such as Henry Miller and Charles Bukowski.
I wouldn't dare to upset the House of Mouse, but I like rare vintage tees and this one is a rare vintage tee. It's a 1970s paper-thin tee from the era when one of the best Disney movies was released: my favorite, Robin Hood! 🦊
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A little throwback Thursday to sexy lewds and nudes - which is how I got started on here!
I'd pose in 1940s-1960s vintage lingerie from teasing to tasteful nude, with a sometimes-history-lesson in the caption if there was something on-topic to tell :)
I'm laughing at myself as I type this caption:
I uploaded the photos, got interrupted before I could write my caption, so as a placeholder to remind myself, simply typed "insert here."
(I meant insert the caption, duh.)
But given that these bad girl photos are inviting play in either hole I'm simply leaving the rest of this caption as this and assuming you'll ge...
Letter sweaters are very cool…there’s also very itchy which is why this one ended up on the floor instead 💋
Which one is your favorite? 💛
Happy Monday! No matter what your day brings, you can be mentally here 💋
I’m crocheting a Pendleton-style blanket using merino wool. Pendleton, if you’re not familiar, is a private textile manufacturing company that’s remained in the same family for generations. Their origins were in Oregon, making wool blankets with striped patterns used for trade with indigenous peop...
I mean, does this even really need a caption?
(The book is v cool - a 1970s compilation of hot sex in films from 1896 onward 🥵)
I know it looks better off, but how cool is this thing? It’s a late 180”s/early 1900s OddFellows “Scene Bearer” ceremonial robe. The OddFellows (more formally known as the International Order of OddFellows or IOOF) is a fraternity free of politics and religion, solely focused on a goal of Friendship, Love and Truth.
☠️❤️🔥
Alright you jazz cats, enjoy me kicking back on my Friday night. Full video is in your inboxes! 😻
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Welp, I meant to take some clothed photos in this set but I was so excited to get right down to business that I forgot. Please forgive me for gracing your morning with my pussy on display, front and center, before the sun has even come up 😈
My Jazz cat tee is hard to see from these pics, but the term Jazz Cat meant the coolest of cool jazz musicians, a phrase borne from around the...
The temperature dropped below 75 degrees so OF COURSE I started putting up Halloween decorations. I also happened to pull on a long sleeve shirt because the AC was still cranking and I got cold 😅
The Rougarou (also called the loup-garou) is a centuries-old monster from Cajun folklore most often depicted as human-like with a werewolf head. It’s a common tale through French Louisia...
Don't get distracted, I have a fun, quick history lesson for you!
One of you gifted me this incredible Bad Dragon dildo and it's the CyberUnicorn which is a fun play on both history and sci-fi - two things literally up my alley.
I can't go into a super detailed description because of the wordplay terms on here but, like most of what we talk about on here, has its origin ...
On this day, way back in 1787, the US Constitution was signed by the 39 delegates that showed up to the Constitutional Convention.
For those of you who skipped history class, or didn’t enjoy the very catchy musical Hamilton, the American War for Independence ended in 1783 after 8 years of fighting the British.
I’m paraphrasing in the interest of your attention span ...
