If the Birth of Venus took place in my yarn stash π§Ά
Itβs a silly imitation of the real painting, which was painted in the late 1400s by an Italian painter who was commissioned by a member of the Medici family. With this piece of art being one of the most recognizable and studied pieces from art history thereβs a lot I could cover: from the Medici family, to why Venus is depict...
Sunday Funday! Iβve amassed quite a collection of toys over here!
2024-09-15 11:00:49 +0000 UTC View Post
A little casual Saturday evening hanging out at home kind of look π€
I needed something a little more lighthearted after watching The Terror series. If you haven't seen it, itβs great!
So, if youβre new here, Iβm a huge space nerd, and I have some space news for todays lesson:
The beleaguered Boeing Starliner landed back on Earth a few nights ago without its crew. The two astronauts that Starliner taxiβd to the ISS will remain stuck aboard the space station until 2025 when SpaceX can come pick them up, turning their 8-day original mission into 8+ months. Theyβ...
I never thought Iβd get paid to match my lingerie to my butt plug but here we are π₯°ππ¦
Itβs been a minute since I did a lesson on the history of anal toys! Itβs a relatively short and somewhat ridiculous history which can be concisely shared as: some quack doctor sold anal dilators in the late 1800s as a cure-all for any ailment one might have.
Was he bambo...
Welcome back!
Here's one of my earliest, but most asked-for videos: trying a hand carved, 7β, Picasso jasper dildo modeled after what was used in antiquity!
For those new here, I did an entire series on the history of sex toys, beginning with those used in antiquity including a stone dildo!
The full 9+ minute video is in your inboxes for 3.99!
Happy Hump Day!
Here's one of my earliest, but most asked-for videos: trying a hand carved, 7β, Picasso jasper dildo modeled after what was used in antiquity!
For those new here, I did an entire series on the history of sex toys, beginning with those used in antiquity including a stone dildo!
Stone, although an unforgiving material, was used for sex toys in anti...
A little Victorian velvet apron moment!
I canβt tell if itβs giving naughty maid, or Victorian steampunk, or just being bad in a dressing room but Iβm here for it.
The French maid eroticism came from 1800s France where the housemaidβs afternoon black-and-white getup. French maids tended to the lady of the house but cared for the lady in all aspects of the home, du...
(To anyone worried that I would accidentally ruin my antique OddFellows ceremonial vest for this video, rest assured I took it off and am nude in this video π)
2024-09-09 22:00:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Iβm wearing a 1930s silk Ceremonial chain-stitched vest from the order of the Oddfellows. At the risk of repeating myself (since I model a lot of Oddfellow pieces on here and talk about them), the Oddfellows are a fraternity who, have one of the tenants of their work to be to have fun.
I definitely had fun in this thing. π€
Come back tonight for a video clip of me liv...
Lost cast member of the Weeki Wachee mermaidsπ§π»ββοΈ
Weeki Wachee, the famous Floridian theater featuring mermaids swimming underwater, was founded in 1947 after a former US Navy member, famed swimmer, swim instructor, and consultant for underwater breathing Newton Perry, created a new way to breathe underwater using a hose to breathe in O2 rather than an oxygen tank on one'...
I finished my first granny square crochet blanket and wore my granny-age (1950s) nylons to go with it!
2024-09-07 11:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostWelcome back π
Happy Friday night!
I sent the full video to your inbox!
Happy Friday!
As you might've seen in my mirror toy post last week, I got a super long tentacle dildo to try out so I can do my best to emulate a character from monster erotica π±
Cum back tonight for a long clip and the full video sent in your inboxes for you to enjoy! π¦
Happy Hump day! ππ
Cum back tonight for a 1+min clip on my wall for you to enjoy of me pressing the Magic Wand up against my pussy!
I'm wearing a 1960s bowling team shirt from a league out of the French Quarter of New Orleans. Bowling rose to popularity in the 1960s with the advent of the automatic pin-setter! There were over 12,000 bowling lanes registered in the US in bowling's heyday - last year there was only 1/3 of that number still around!
I'm terrible at bowling but there's just something about drinking che...
ππ¦ Riding A Big Unicorn Anal Dildo π¦π
Watch me try out my first big anal dildo toy! I use it to stretch my asshole from the front, behind, and a super up-close view. It slid in and out of me smoothly, stretching me out and making my pussy drip!
I got a bunch of new toys from you guys and I've been having fun trying each one out!
This anal unicorn horn dildo made for a fun little ride who a girl who's still getting comfortable with anal. It slid in and out of me surprisingly smoothly - come back tonight to see a preview posted to my wall and the full video to your inboxes! π¦π
Cheers to warding off the Sunday Scaries. According to the National Institutes of Health, you can relieve them by:
1. Positive anticipation and
2. Finish the task
These photos will help with both feelings of pleasant anticipation, and for you to finish. Godspeed π€π
Saturday night vibes!
I'm Netflix and chillin' tonight and making old lady hobbies look hot again. What are y'all watching?
Welcome back! You made it through the week π Take a load off with me!
The full 9+ minute of me stroking and riding this bad boy is in your inboxes! π₯΅ππππ¦
Happy Friday!
I got my first MASSIVE realistic dildo (I mean, it looks like a real cock but like, crazy big. Is that realistic??) and made a video stroking it with my hands, and then riding it!
Cum back tonight for a clip of it here on my wall, and the full 9+ minute video in your inboxes. π₯΅πππ
Feels like a good day to laze around in bed all day π€
2024-08-29 11:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Hump Day! Watch me ride a Peloton in all the ways ππ²
The full video is in your inboxes for as cheap as OF allows! Enjoy π
Hump Day throwback! This was one of my favorite videos to shoot. It was a workout in every sense of the word π
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Cum back tonight for a clip on my wall, and a low priced PPV of this to your inboxes!
Just a casual look for work today π
2024-08-27 11:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostEnjoy watching me tease my clit with this toy until I'm dripping wet. If you want to see me cum with it and watch my clit have orgasmic contractions go look in your inbox! ππ¦
2024-08-26 23:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Very mindful, very demure π
Enjoy a snap from me using my clit stimulator (which makes me so wet!) and cum back tonight for a nice long clip posted to the wall and the full video to your inboxes! β₯οΈπ
