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Posted a 10 minute set on the youtube !!https://youtu.be/Ikt..

Posted a 10 minute set on the youtube !!

https://youtu.be/IktD-FNzY8g?si=HwuB93YBsXn7nRIH

Subway giraffe

Subway giraffe

Written outside a grocery store in Greenpoint, today, 2/27/2..

Written outside a grocery store in Greenpoint, today, 2/27/25

I like the way

Cigarettes burn my throat

It probably reminds

Me of running suicides

Highschool basketball court

Feet pounding

Gasping for air

Another one?

Another one...

Written on my couch in NYC, 2/22/25Sick day,Watching Lesbian..

Written on my couch in NYC, 2/22/25

Sick day,

Watching Lesbian movies

On criterion.

Should sleep,

But I’ve been inspired to

Remember

A friend,

Lingering in your vehicle

Late at night

A kiss,

2025-02-25 18:49:20 +0000 UTC View Post

Written in Istanbul, 2/18/25It’s bazaarTo reflect onHow much..

Written in Istanbul, 2/18/25

It’s bazaar

To reflect on

How much

I used to think

I needed you

Weaved together

A fabric of dependence

Intricate patterns and

A soft heart

That lead me to

Aban...

I have returned…watch ur DMs…ya girl is gonna slide soon

I have returned…watch ur DMs…ya girl is gonna slide soon

🌝

🌝

Livestream live auction of signed “THAT BITCH SHOWS HEART” d..

Livestream live auction of signed “THAT BITCH SHOWS HEART” drawing tomorrow at 11am eastern!! Gonna finish big titty space lady and auction that one off as well at some point

Stream started at 11/29/2024 12:01 am Slutty Turkey drawing..

Stream started at 11/29/2024 12:01 am

Slutty Turkey drawing live!!

I’m gonna draw a slutty Turkey on livestream at 7PM eastern

I’m gonna draw a slutty Turkey on livestream at 7PM eastern

Also y’all should know, I’m grateful to be in a full they/th..

Also y’all should know, I’m grateful to be in a full they/them era, fluid as my thussy juices

I HOPE ALL YOUR TURKEYS ARE FRICKEN STUFFED

I HOPE ALL YOUR TURKEYS ARE FRICKEN STUFFED

I’VE GOTTA SAY, THANKSGIVING IS A STRANGE HOLIDAY, BUT BOY A..

I’VE GOTTA SAY, THANKSGIVING IS A STRANGE HOLIDAY, BUT BOY AM I GRATEFUL TO BE ALIVE AND WELL AND HAVE SOME DIRECTION IN MY LIFE

Y’ALL - WHAT A COUPLE MONTHS IT HAS BEEN

Y’ALL - WHAT A COUPLE MONTHS IT HAS BEEN

NEW IDEA: I am offering 3 characters, feel free to reach out..

NEW IDEA: I am offering 3 characters, feel free to reach out and request a chat time slot or suggest a video -
1. Inappropriate betterhelp therapist
2. East German spy using you for information
3. Closeted WNBA player

All that said - the naked comedy set income has allowed me t..

All that said - the naked comedy set income has allowed me to get some tech and start making real plans to further my career, I appreciate y’all big time, and will provide some early releases of my podcast interview show on here!

Hey y’all, I apologize for saying I was going to livestream ..

Hey y’all, I apologize for saying I was going to livestream on Saturday, and then sleeping until 1pm, and instead of live-streaming later, I chose to go to the Nike store in manhattan and bought a $100 sweatshirt that I do not need, and then went and bought foundation from Sephora that smells like urine, and now I need to return both because I had a damn financial plan for the small business ...

I’m going to do a drawing livestream tomorrow!! 12pm-1pm eas..

I’m going to do a drawing livestream tomorrow!! 12pm-1pm eastern time. Feeling inspired by new life discoveries.👀

About to trim these bangs, so I can stop looking haunted (ev..

About to trim these bangs, so I can stop looking haunted (even tho I like being a little haunted)

AYYO FOLKS! Been a hell of a month. Significant life changes..

AYYO FOLKS! Been a hell of a month. Significant life changes, for myself and my country, real moments of harsh honesty with myself and others, continued sobriety in the midst of it all, but strangely, I feel alright. I'm aware and present for it all. I have a new regular practice of attending to my creative outlets after shows, realizing this is one of my outlets, so I hope to get back to all o...

Happy halloween

Happy halloween

Alright naked comedy set is back up, the Halloween gods are ..

Alright naked comedy set is back up, the Halloween gods are with us👻

MY NAKED COMEDY SET GOT TAKEN DOWN! CONTACTED SUPPORT AND FI..

MY NAKED COMEDY SET GOT TAKEN DOWN! CONTACTED SUPPORT AND FIGURING OUT OTHER OPTIONS! Y’ALL WILL GET IT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE I PROMISE!

I also have to do my second monthly livestream at some point..

I also have to do my second monthly livestream at some point today. Stay tuned.

Naked comedy set goes live tomorrow at noon eastern time, it..

Naked comedy set goes live tomorrow at noon eastern time, it’s my king sized candy bar drop on you Halloweenies, get your buckets ready

Fuckinnn Germany man, didn’t even notice

Fuckinnn Germany man, didn’t even notice

Been off the grid, busy having revelations in Europe, per us..

Been off the grid, busy having revelations in Europe, per usual, slowly easing back on to grid life

Never thought I’d be a morning kinda gal, but it’s actually ..

Never thought I’d be a morning kinda gal, but it’s actually quite peaceful, maybe I’m an adult for real, lmao

NATURE HEALING, TOUR ENDED WITH EVIL EYE BANISHMENT, ONE MOR..

NATURE HEALING, TOUR ENDED WITH EVIL EYE BANISHMENT, ONE MORE SHOW TONIGHT FEATURING FOR THE PUPPET MAN RANDY FELTFACE AND THEN I GET SOME TIME OFF, STILL SOBER

Decided that my AA Spiritual force is the global tree networ..

Decided that my AA Spiritual force is the global tree network…they allow my breath and healing, offer shelter, and change with the seasons…pretty godlike if you ask me🌲🩵