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Stuart Millard posts
REUPLOAD: House Party Hell #1
Too Hot for YouTube! Since Patreon got its own video hosting, I've been meaning to start putting these up after they got purged. There's 11 in total, and now that someone's uploaded every episode of House Party to archive.org, I'll be able to make some more.
2025-06-23 09:26:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Stay Lucky
Dennis Waterman is an iconic figure; a lean slab of ham topped with rusty hair, wrapped in a brown leather jacket, and secure enough in his masculinity to let loose both wolves which dwell inside every man; punching wrong'uns and grabbing the mic for a bloody good sing-song. Nostalgic trawls t...
2025-06-07 19:00:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Big Night Out
“Seen Millard's new post? He's finally tackling Big Night Out.”
“Ooh, Vic and Bob?”
“No, not that Big Night.”
“Bruce Forsyth's?”
“I think you'd better sit down.”
One of the legendary showbiz heckles was said to have livened up a...
2025-05-08 19:11:33 +0000 UTC View Post
A Black Country Night Out
Britain is so weird. I don't mean Page 3 or the inexplicable rise of Paddy McGuinness, but specifically that it's a tiny country with no two places you couldn't drive between in a day, yet inside its imaginary borders, a vast variation of accents, language, and culture. Look at that response-far...
2025-04-08 18:59:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Owt Good On, Mam? – Rude Videos
For anyone who grew up in the pre-internet days, there were few forbidden thrills like that of the rude cartoon. Have you seen Fritz the Cat?! He takes it out! The Magic Roundabout were all on drugs! If either literally or just mentally of school age, the novelty of swears and muc...
2025-03-09 19:50:40 +0000 UTC View PostBonus Repost: The Banned Video (Notes Inside)
Now Patreon have their own video hosting, I can start resharing stuff which got taken down from an external host. This is just a bonus post and doesn't count as one of your three monthlys, and I've made it accessable for all paying tiers.
'Geraldo vs. the Satanic Panic' went up here briefly on Halloween 2022, but quickly got banned from YouTube and never made it to the general public. T...
The Earth Day Special (Exclusive Video, Notes Inside)
Traditionally, the first post of the month is a written piece, but this month I'm doing an extra video instead; a three video month, with your two scheduled videos for February still on the way. Also, it'll be exclusive to here and won't ever appear on YouTube.
This has been sat in my YouTube drafts for about 18 months, as I couldn't get it past copyright (banned altogether in some terr...
The Melting Pot
Imagine, if you can, something so racist it was considered too racist to be shown on British telly in the 1970s. Then imagine Spike Milligan made something even worse – even more racist – than Curry and ...
2025-01-08 21:44:02 +0000 UTC View PostChristmas Selection Box IV & End of Year Business
Hello there. A bit of extra business as this is the final post of 2024.
When we pick up again in the New Year, it'll be time for the annual calendar reset (on an every-10-day schedule, any month with 31 days pushes the posts a day earlier, and if I don't reset, they'll eventually end up creeping into the previous month). This means the first $3 post will come on January the 9th. <...
2024-12-22 19:08:42 +0000 UTC View Post
[FREE REPOST] The Holly Bears a Berry
[NOTE: members of the Fiction Tier may have read this last year, but I thought I'd do a repost for everyone, to spread a bit of festive cheer]
Boots crunched on frost down five stone steps. He gripped a gloved hand to the rail, pulling a scarf tight aro...
Night Fever's Millennium Eve Party
The final few hours of December 31st 1999 was likely television's most consistent night of weirdness, with everyone gone mad at the satisfying rounding of some numbers, and each main channel hurling itself into full celebration. While doom-sayers huddled in their duvet forts from Y2K raining jum...
2024-12-03 20:24:37 +0000 UTC View Post
The Comedy Backrooms of Three of a Kind
The BBC's Three of a Kind hails from that enormous pantheon of shows from the eighties – an era packed to the gills with sketch shows and sitcoms – which had a huge audience, but vanished further into the mist with each passing year. Historically, it's an early showcase o...
2024-11-03 19:39:50 +0000 UTC View Post