BobOfTheHedgeField

The Masses have Spoken!

Polling data has confirmed the Patrons desire for polls to remain on Patreon. While I did expect this outcome, I didn't expect it to be so overwhelming! Starting next poll I'm going to be moving the main Polls back to Patreon so that all of you can access them easier. Though I may still do minor polls on Discord for directions to take the story in . . .

Though for any of those who have t...

Important Voting Information

I Have Moved the poll (this time) to the Discord. It's a lot easier for me to make and manage them like this, so I do prefer to keep them there. However if many of you would prefer I keep the polls on Patreon I may be able to work something out in that regard . . . such as moving them back here or otherwise lol

The discord has useful things such as the prompot suggestions channel for thos...

(MMM 9) I Don't Like Sand

I instantly paled as I was dragged through the ink, I could feel the wetness dousing my skin and forcefully let out a cough as I was smashed, slammed, and dragged against a pale green grass, and set spiraling. Then the arm grabbed me again and I felt myself pulled from the forest, to a desert and slammed into the sand as I entered another painting. 

This thing is fast! This also did ...

The Discord

THE DISCORD IS REAL

You can join it for a multitude of benefits, such as community interaction, easier access to myself and polls, and of course writing suggestions!

Slice Poll VII

Once I get the discord up I'm going to be splitting polls into two categories where one of them is weekly/bi-weekly and the other is monthly. Though a poll must still go up, so here it is!

(DunVsSho XXIX) How to Overpay a Blacksmith (and get away with it)

After sprinting across Orario and scrambling together some money from the Familia’s newly filled storage, I quickly made my way back to Welf with a full bag in hand and a wrecked sword at my side. My feet beat against the cobbled ground as I arrived back at Welf.

The redhead had a slightly surprised look on his face at my quick returnal, and his expression only grew more shocked at my n...

Another Win for Dungeon!

Looks like Dungeon has once again stolen the spotlight, so I’ll get to writing that chapter straight away! Thanks for voting everyone!

Discord?

I've been thinking of making a discord pretty soon, I was wondering anyone would be interested in join it. The discord would mainly serve as a place for discussion, easier access to voting, art, and a MUCH easier way of accessing me if you have any questions, comments, or even suggestions!

Does this idea interest anyone?

(it would most likely be Patron only though for the purposes o...

Data collection time!

I’m going to be collecting data on which stories people ENJOY. If you like reading a story, give it a vote!

I’m doing this for two reasons.

I’m separating stories into categories. Main stories, and side stories. The top 3 or 4 stories chosen will be my main stories (plus anything I’m writing a lot of atm) and have their very own poll. While everything else gets to duke it o...

Slice Poll VI

The next poll is live! Vote for whatever you desire!

(DunVsSho XXVIII) Review, Rest, and Reset

“Awesome improvements Belle! Can’t say I’m surprised though. As my dear companion on this journey of ours, power ups after crazy situations are to be expected.” I patted her on the shoulder and gave a smile. My eyes glazed over slightly as I scanned the page and decided to turn away for a moment.

I had something to review myself, didn’t I? Persona, the word rang through...

Victory obtained by Shounen

Looks like shounen protagonist is about to win, so I will get to writing that chapter asap, thanks to everyone for voting!

Slice Poll V

The next poll has made itself known, vote freely and vote with pride!

Afterburn

My silence seemed to be an indicator that I was taking questions, or at least that seemed to be Rem’s idea of the situation. I couldn’t really blame her, I totally pulled a ‘great spirit’ out of nothing- and if it wasn’t clear by now, I was certainly hiding something. Though at this point, I really just felt confused.

Subaru’s blatant ‘threat,’ however, seemed to be pullin...

Another Update Thing

New chapter drops tomorrow(or I guess today because it’s 2am when I’m writing this) sorry about the delays again. I’ve just been really busy and struggling to find a period where I can focus on writing without stressing about other stuff or doing other stuff.

Anyways I understand if anyone removes their memberships, you pay for content and if I’m not making it as often as you woul...

Poll Results IV

Cucking Satella 101 has obtained glorious victory. I shall get on writing the next chapter, and it shall be my next release. Thank you to everyone for voting!

(DunVsSho XXVII) From Rabbit to Tiger

Three Months Ago

Her voice wasn’t berating, though it wasn’t soft either. It was stern, and I couldn’t understand a word of what she meant despite my best efforts.

“Light allows us to see the physical world, and through it we perceive what is Real. We see the Sun, the Moon, the Sky, and all Creation- but Light also blinds us to the immaterial. Only with this Darkness can we ...

Life Update

Hey guys, sorry I've been missing for the past week. I've been preparing a lot for school and its been really stressful, and my mental health hasn't been great. It's been a lot of work, and I've been trying to write but its been hard finding the time and energy to do so.

Overall things have been tough, but updates will resume pretty soon- though they will slow down in general. I still wan...

Poll IV

Another Poll has arrived, this one is also going to be multiple choice, so go crazy!

(MGG - 21) "Mom Come Pick Me Up"

“How very astute.” The words came out dryly due to my parched throat, but the tone I took could easily be taken as sarcastic or annoyed, dep

“How very astute.” The words came out dryly due to my parched throat, but the tone I took could easily be taken as sarcastic or annoyed, depending on the listener's bias. My heart gently beat in my chest, serenely, as though ...

The Doctor's Office

I’d seen Andrew drag Hestia and me around before, but now that I was the mount, it felt a bit strange as though something were wrong with me carrying him around, though maybe that was just because he was heavy.

His partially broken sword had its handle caved in, and the sword blade had a few dents in it. Perhaps the weapon also contributed to his weight, though he was also a large perso...

Poll III Announcement

Looks like Dungeon has gone ahead and won this time! I’ll cook a new chapter real soon for everyone!

Thanks to everyone for voting!

First Step in the Arena

[Warning: Some of the following content may not be suitable for children under the ages of eighteeN. Viewer discretion is advised on the following prograM. Thanks for tuning in folkS!]

Ever since I was a young boy I had a dream. A dream so deep that it consumed my entire being. It was a pure dream. One formed from who I was, and who I sought to be.

It was a dream of...

Who let the Dogs out?

We started moving through the forest, and Subaru began muttering to herself as the earthy scent of the woods grew thicker and thicker. Only for the smell to change into something I could barely recognize. Something . . . sandy?

“Can you smell the beasts?” her words were a bit coarse, and the sweat dripped down her brow. She continued forwards nonetheless.

“Faintly . . .” My ...

Overcoming the Past, and Smacking the Future

I ran a hand through my hair, pushing its matted form out of my eyes as I stared directly at the hunter. The blood on my hands acted as impromptu gel, and kept it stuck backwards.

I would need to wash that later! Sadly these new clothes might be ruined with this much blood, but again, I’d worry about that later.

More important things were in front of my companion and I.

The ...

Poll III

I have returned from the dark abyss that is having no computer and working a lot. As such the polls have returned . . . with a vengeance. I'm resetting them, which means everything is back on the menu!

Additionally this one is going to be multiple choice as an experiment, so pick whatever you want!

Choose wisely . . . this poll doesn't last forever!

Edit: Had to reset the poll...

Marked as Prey

My eyes fluttered open.

Then they shot open wide as I jumped from the bed.

“BELLE, HESTIA, now dawns the time for the final preparations!” My finger pointed high into the sky in jubilation, today was the big day!

Hestia let out a scream of panic from the sudden movement and scream, but Belle was surprisingly calm. A gentle smile on her face as she stared at me, as though s...

It Works!

My computer is up and running and I am posting it from there right now! Glad to be back, and thank you for your patience and continued support.

Sincerely,

Bob

Computer Update

My buddy who works in electronics is coming over tommorow to help me fix my PC and upgrade it, hopefully I’ll be all good the day after and can start writing again. Praise be to my buddy, for his tech skills far outclass mine (I would probobly just make it explode)

I’ve already got a lot of ideas brewing for new chapters, I just gotta write em all down!

Thank you f...

Weird Announcement

My PC died about an hour after writing the previous chapter, so I’m currently writing this from my phone. I have a laptop somewhere probobly but I thought I’d let you guys know in case I don’t update for a while.

It shouldn’t be too hard to fix though, I’ve just got to order a few parts and then I should be on track.

Anyways, I understand if anyone cancels their membershi...