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Bow the Knee to no Magyar

Liam is back (again) and the boys talk the misery that is the Flyers, gratitude for the Sixers season ending, and describe baseball as the sport of republicanism. Also featuring listener messages and voicemails. 

Watch Tom on the latest WTYP at: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogvWGwXG0zQ  

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Ep. 118: Mandated Union Naps ft. Justin Roczniak aka donoteat

Liam is on his annual break from the podcast mines so shop steward Justin Roczniak of WTYP fame joins Tom to talk about Liberation Day Tariffs, jerkin' it in space, and raw milk. 

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Ep. 177: The Sexdotcomcast ft. William Jefferson Clinton

Liam has been activated from the IL and returns to Tom at the turn of the tide to talk about the Phillies' Opening Day lineup, the free navigation of the sea, and Liam's Dad's culture-jamming. 

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Ep. 116: If I Had a S5 I'd Have a Tail ft. Alex & Bobby from Tipping Pitches

Liam had to leave right before recording due to a bad tummy, so our guests Alex and Bobby from Tipping Pitches step into the role of Temporary Co-Hosts. It turns out, without Liam, Tom is completely unhinged and neither Alex nor Bobby had the desire to stop him. There's some sports in there (mostly about the Phillies outlook) but we talk about Gonzaloism, alpha male podcasting, Bryce Harper's c...

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Ep. 115: Liam Bueller's Day Off

The boys talk about testicular cancer self-examinations, video games, literature, classical music, parents, oh and Embiid dead and other sports related stuff with the usual dose of listener messages. 

Article on the House vs NCAA settlement. 

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Bonus 23: History of Football Pt. 3 - ft. Sicko Jordan from the Sickos Committee

It's finally here! Jordan from the sickos committee returns to cover the history of professional football from the wild days of the early 1920s up until the first ever Monday Night Football in 1970. Yes, that means there will be a part 4!

Ep. 114: Disgraceful Homers

We're back after nursing our Super Bowl Parade hangovers and lazily make our way through a mailbag episode while also trying to not go into doomerism.

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Ep. 113: Super Bowl Mouth Sounds

Ep. 113: Super Bowl Mouth Sounds

EMERGENCY POD! Tom and Liam discuss the Eagles' win in Super Bowl LIX, featuring Liam's apology to Mr. Sirianni as well as way too many burps and mouth sounds. We also listen to your messages, coherent or otherwise. Suck it Mahomes.

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Ep. 112: E-L-G-L-E-S

Ep. 112: E-L-G-L-E-S

In a very rambly (even for 10kL) episode, the gents talk unregulated firearms, Cover 0, fantasize about Jalen Hurts big-dogging Presinalt Turmp, and answer listener messages. GO BIRDS, FUCK THE CHIEFS!

They animated Tom. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yb_uy8mFby4 

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Ep. 111: Gonna Have to Bleep That

Ep. 111: Gonna Have to Bleep That

Too many bleeps, not enough pod. Also Liam had a migraine. GO BIRDS. 

They animated Tom. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yb_uy8mFby4 

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Ep. 110: Solid State Hard Drive

Ep. 110: Solid State Hard Drive

Mailbag episode! Liam gets made at Tom for calling an SSD a hard drive while doing a real quick review of sports news and then go right into the backlog of messages. 

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Ep. 109: McGirth's ft. Justin Roczniak aka DoNotEat

Ep. 109: McGirth's ft. Justin Roczniak aka DoNotEat

NB: Double episode week, wanted to drop before the sports happen.

Rocz joins the boys to talk about the city getting played like a goddamn fiddle by the Sixers over the Center City stadium proposal. Also featuring weird dick jokes and brewing equipment references. No listener voicemails or messages, we ran out of time being stupid! 

Ep. 108: Welcome to Hell

Ep. 108: Welcome to Hell

The boys talk the New Year, delight over the downfall of Howard Eskin, the Eagles vs Packers, the CFB playoff, and listen to listener messages. Gift link to the Inquirer article featuring the most Northeast Philly looking motherfucker ever.

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Ep. 107: Turkish Barber ASMR

Ep. 107: Turkish Barber ASMR

NB: We're going to start dropping the regular eps on here too, so that patrons can have everything in one feed. 

In this Yuletide edition of 10kL, the boys talk semen retention cum Old English podcasters, how Liam will be apologizing to Nick Sirianni, and Tom explains that Alec Bohm is actually not a bad baseball player. Also listener messages! Have a great holiday everyone!...

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Bonus 22: Miracle ft. Zach & Josh from Championship or Bust

Bonus 22: Miracle ft. Zach & Josh from Championship or Bust

Zach and Josh from the Championship or Bust podcast join Tom & Liam to talk about the 2004 film Miracle, which covers the 1980 US Men's Olympic Hockey Team and their improbable defeat of the proletarian heroes of the USSR's hockey juggernaut. Will the boys like the movie? Will Liam speak an anti-Italian slur? You'll have to listen and find out.

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Livestream Posting Update

Tom here - despite my doing a test run which worked fine, the recording of the livestream as intended for our bonus this month turned out to be total ass.

The issues? The video recorded essentially as a slide show. I don't know why.

My audio didn't make it into the mix.

Liam's audio did, but sounds like a robot.

I am going to try to do what I can so see if I can at least...

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North Catholic Falcons Livestream #2 FRIDAY NOVEMBER 1 at 5 PM ET

We're going to do the recording via remote play and discord. If you want to participate live, you'll need to be on discord. Otherwise a recording of this will be posted to Patreon as a bonus episode.

If you're not on the discord yet https://discord.gg/NxtgnJ4U?event=1301921053614014484

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Livestream Bonus

Hey all,

Jordan is really busy being a sicko, so we're calling an audible and doing a livestream of CFB25 this Friday 11/1. For those who will not be able to attend, we're going to make that video a bonus for the patrons. Liam will be joining us as the playcaller for the Northeast Catholic Falcons. Link will be posted here and on the Discord when we get close to the time - which will lik...

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Bonus 21: Rudy ft. Jordan from Brigham Young Money

Bonus 21: Rudy ft. Jordan from Brigham Young Money

Jordan from Brigham Young Money joins Tom & Liam to talk about the old Notre Dame propaganda piece, the 1993 film Rudy starring a young Sean Astin. We go through the movie and point out where it's completely full of shit. The real Rudy Ruettiger is a giant prick and the story has to change a lot to make his story palatable.

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Bonus 20: The History of American Football, Part 2 - ft. Sicko Jordan from the Sickos Committee

Bonus 20: The History of American Football, Part 2 - ft. Sicko Jordan from the Sickos Committee

The Return of the King! Jordan from the Sickos Committee returns to 10kL to discuss the history of American Football from the end of WWII to today. There's only one small problem: a Sicko like Jordan spent the entire podcast talking about college football. Which means we'll have to have to do Part 3 to cover the NFL, CFL, and AFL.

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New Benefit: 10kL Discord

We've finally set up a discord. You should be able to access it through your Patreon benefits. If you don't have an account you can make one and link it to your Patreon account and it should work. Comment below if you're having issues joining up.

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CFB 25 Livestream TONIGHT 8/21 at 6 PM Eastern

Just a reminder that I (Tom) will be live-streaming the NORTHEAST CATHOLIC FALCONS rise to glory in the MAC tonight. We will be in the JKMT discord for it. https://discord.gg/E82YPe4V

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Quick Update on Stuff

Hey, Tom Here wanted to get you guys up to speed on some stuff.

1) Jordan from the Sickos is slated to come back to do Part II, we had originally planned late July but a storm knocked out his internet the day of. However there's some family stuff going on and the rescheduled date is still up in the air. We do have a bonus planned for this month with a fan-favorite return guest.

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Bonus 19: The History of American Football, Part 1 - ft. Sicko Jordan from the Sickos Committee

Jordan from the Sickos Committee joins Tom & Liam to discuss the history of football. It turns out that there's too much history so this starts from the middle ages and runs up to about WWII. We cover the ancient origins of the sport, how the split between it and rugby began, and how Walter Camp basically did a Great Man Theory all on his own. Check out the attachment for the information we...

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Bonus 18: Mascot Fuckability ft. Dono & Audrey from Radio Free Totebag

In what is absolutely the most deranged recording to ever grace this here patreon, Dono & Audrey from RFTB join the lads in reviewing thirty sports mascots. Reviewing what, you may ask? How funny they are? Their antics? Their historical impact? No. How likely we’d bang ‘em.

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Bonus 17: The Garbage Picking Field Goal Kicking Philadelphia Phenomenon ft. Taylor & Tanner from Beyond the Breakers

It's finally here. Nearly two hours of slop for you. Taylor & Tanner from BtB join Tom & Liam to discuss the Tony Danza tour de force that is The Garbage Picking Field Goal Kicking Philadelphia Phenomenon. A true hero's journey where not one of Chekov's guns goes unfired.

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March Bonus Delay

Hey all, Tom here. A bit of a delay getting the March bonus. It’s in the can, was about halfway done editing before an outage ruined all of my progress. Blame the BTB boys who seem to have transferred their recording luck to us.

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10kL 3/13/2024 LIVESTREAM LINK

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

EDIT: WE ENDED IT AT 8PM EDT, THANK YOU ALL FOR ATTENDING!!

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LIVESTREAM TONIGHT (3/13/24) 6 PM EDT

Just a reminder, sports fans. We’ll upload the link here once we’re ready to go.  

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Livestream - 3/13/2024 at 6PM EDT

Liam and Tom will be streaming some college basketball conference championship game - save the date & time. Platform is still up in the air but we'll post the link on Patreon as soon as it goes up.

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