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Apocalypse Gamer Ch. 2 (Marvel/Elder Scrolls/DxD)

After being swallowed by a white light, Elijah found himself standing in a pentagram in the middle of a small group wearing black robes and hoods. They were kneeling on the ground around him, hands pressed together, as they channeled magic into a barrier that separated them from him. 

"Hold, demon," another robed man stepped forward from the shadows. Elijah couldn't tell where he was...

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Apocalypse Gamer Ch. 1 (Marvel/Elder Scrolls/DxD)

Awakening

Elijah wasn't sure what he was expecting from the afterlife, but endless darkness was not it. He didn't think he'd done anything to deserve an eternal purgatory with nothing but his own thoughts, but here he was.

He had no sense of his own body, much less the passage of time. He wouldn't have been able to say with any certainty how long he drifted within h...

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Bella Swan is Harley Quinn Ch.2 (DC/Twilight)

You Smell Delicious

"Stop right there!" 

Harley was abruptly pulled out of her daydreams about drinking more blood by the shout of someone who obviously needed to get a life.

Harley turned to look at the entrance of the alley and saw Batgirl.

Red hair, black spandex, yellow gloves, yellow boots, and a mask that barely covered her face?

<...

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SSS-Class Dimensional Group Chat Ch. 2 (Multiple Fandoms)

Chapter 2: The Chat Giveth

[Girl Who Knows opened Welcome Package (A).]

[Rewards: 1000 Points, 10 Free Random Draws]

[Initializing random draw... First draw bonus: Luck increased by 200%...]

[Rewards: Hybridization (A), Infinite Animal Blood Flask (C), Lesser Shapeshifting (B), Nicely Shaped Stic...

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Rise of Supergirl Ch. 8 (Marvel/Twilight)

Interlude II

Nick Fury couldn't believe what he was seeing. An enhanced individual that outed herself over the damn internet. She took control of her own narrative before anyone even knew she existed. They couldn't even take down her Youtube account! The people already saw her as a hero, and she'd barely even done anything! She'd stopped some street-level crime, at best.&...

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Rise of Supergirl Ch. 7 (Marvel/Twilight)

Interlude I

Rosalie idly doom-scrolled on her smartphone, cuddled up to her mate, Emmett, while he played Call of Duty on his Xbox.

Boom! Bang! Bang! Brrrrrt-

The sound of gunfire through the TV's speakers was quiet to the human ear, but to Rosalie it was almost obnoxiously loud. She was sure Emmett relished the racket as he yelled in...

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Rise of Supergirl Ch. 6 (Marvel/Twilight)

The Girl Who Became a Superhero!

Kara hovered in the sky above Seattle, her cape billowing in the wind.

She had already recorded her introduction for her first video using a camera created from her communicator's liquid geo cache. It operated as a sort-of micro-drone that stuck to her clothes or followed her around, tethered to her communicator directly so it could ...

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Rise of Supergirl Ch.5 (Marvel/Twilight)

The Girl Who Had a Very Understanding Father

"I really do need to be getting you back home. I just need you to point me in the right direction. Your dad is probably getting worried," Kara said, ignoring the fact that her ship could triangulate her position from anywhere in the galaxy. Finding one girl's house wasn't hard.

If Kara had taken Bella home directly after ...

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Harry Potter is Bella Swan Ch.2 (HP/Twilight)

Bella stepped out of the small airport terminal and spotted her dad almost instantly. Charlie was hard to miss as he was one of the only people waiting for arrivals. He was driving an old red truck that stood out just a tad. At least he was easy to find.

Bella paused for a second. If her life was following the plot of Twilight, that truck would be a gift for her. Billy Black's old truck, ...

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SSS-Class Dimensional Group Chat Ch. 1 (Multiple Fandoms)

[Congratulations! You are the winner of the reincarnation lottery! You have been granted the Dimensional Group Chat (SSS) as your reincarnator's privilege! Welcome to your second life, Administrator.] 

"What the...?" 

[Administrator has been gifted Welcome Package (S).]

Rowan Prince, a completely ordinary eighteen-year-old, woke up l...

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Rise of Supergirl, Chapter 4: The Girl Who Was Very Confused

"Lady Kara, your guest is showing signs of imminent awakening," Kelor reported.

"Thanks, Kel," Kara rubbed the bot on the head as she walked past on her way to the medical bay.

Kelor bobbed along beside Kara as she walked, floating through the air as per usual. Kara reached out and lightly tapped the little robot on the top of the head. "Kel, could you please display all of the data...

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Shinobi Gamer +, Chapter 1: New Game +

Synopsis: What's a girl to do when she's reborn as a ninja in the Village of the Bloody Mist? Anything and everything to ensure she doesn't become one more cannon fodder to be fed to the meat grinder known as the Great Ninja Wars. At least she has a gamer system to help her survive.

R18+/Dark/Death/Ninja stuff/They're all pretty messed up/Itachi killed his entire clan at the age of 13, y...

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Scarlet Eyes, Chapter 1: Death, Rebirth, and...

Naruto Self-Insert

Synopsis: Reincarnating as Obito Uchiha was not exactly what he would have wished for, but there were definitely worse fates. He may now live in a world with people like the Fourth Hokage and Third Raikage who could literally take on armies alone, but he was overpowered too! He'd show the shinobi that nobody could get in the way of a man determined to get as much happin...

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Bella Swan is Harley Quinn, Chapter 1: Bye Bye Mr. J

Synopsis: Years after being abandoned by Edward in the middle of the forest, Bella has moved on and found her new calling as the Queen of Gotham's Underworld. When her past comes knocking, her only salvation will be the nonsensical abilities that she's cultivated over her years as a supervillain.

Well, the voices in her head could probably help too, if they ...

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Rise of Supergirl, Chapter 3: The Girl Who Couldn't Stop Attracting the Supernatural

Kara loved the feeling of flying through the sky, unhindered and unchained. With her flight capabilities alone, she was nearly untouchable to the mortal world.

She flew straight up, gaining speed until she broke the sound barrier with a sonic boom. In seconds, Kara was high enough that she could see the curvature of the Earth. She soaked in the sunlight and could literally feel herself be...

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Rise of Supergirl, Chapter 2: The Girl Who Was Made Of Steel

Kara laid down on the surprisingly soft metallic surface of the medical bed while Kelor manipulated the surrounding tech to scan her for injuries and abnormalities.

The death of Kara's entire family was a bitter pill to swallow. She was grateful that she had another chance at life, but nothing came without cost.

She wasn't sure how she'd ended up in this life, but she didn't feel li...

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Rise of Supergirl, Chapter 1: The Girl Who Crashed

A young woman struggled to open her eyes as she felt the world begin to shake around her. She was sitting on what felt like a padded metal chair that was trembling like it was being subjected to an earthquake.

She couldn't remember where she was or what she was doing. She had vague memories of a life well-lived, met with an early death. She couldn't remember many specifics about herself, ...

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Call Me Nymphadora: Chapter 16, Minister (R18+)

Nymphadora closed the front door of Grimmauld Place and leaned against the wall, exhausted. Everything was starting to come together. She had an in with the Order and plans for the Dark Lord that would no doubt keep him busy for quite a while. If he had the time and energy to launch an offensive on the Ministry, Nymphadora would be shocked.

For now, she was ready to put up her feet and re...

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Call Me Nymphadora: Chapter 15, Disorder of the Phoenix (2)

More than one magical had a fit of accidental magic at McGonagall's proclamation. Nymphadora noted with amusement that it was mostly the old timers who couldn't control themselves.

Chunks were taken out of the furniture and walls as magic exploded around them. Hair and clothing were transformed into a variety of colours. Mundungus even looked like he shat himself and a gout of flame came ...

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Amelia Bones Artwork

Amelia Bones Artwork

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Bella Black Artwork

Bella Black Artwork

Bella's new look!

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Prey No Longer: Chapter 2, Travels, Mad Scientist

Bella set her prize down in the entryway to her hideout. He wouldn't be moving for a while. Vampires could recover from a brain injury as traumatic as a gun shot, but it would take time, venom, and lots of blood to fuel the process.

Funny thing, vampire injuries. If you lost a limb, it was gone forever, but internal injuries could be healed. Even damaged or lost organs would eventually re...

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Prey No Longer Artwork

Prey No Longer Artwork

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Harry Potter is Bella Swan: Chapter 1, Snake on a Plane

Bella Swan was unhappy.

She couldn't pinpoint what exactly about her life left her feeling so unfulfilled, but for as long as she could remember she had been plagued by a general feeling of unease and misery.

Her mother, Renée, had recently married a minor league baseball player, Phil Dwyer.

Bella didn't want to get in the way of her mother's new happiness, touring the countr...

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Harry Potter is Bella Swan Artwork

Harry Potter is Bella Swan Artwork

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Hermione And Her Husband: Chapter 2, Love Nest

Hermione led Harry through the maze of hallways and corridors, eventually finding themselves on the seventh floor, across from the portrait of Barnabas the Barmy.

Without any hesitation, Hermione pushed Harry back until he was pressed up against the castle's cold stone walls. She leaned in, ignoring his confusion, and placed a feather-light kiss upon his lips, her eyes fluttering shut. View Post

Hermione And Her Husband: Chapter 1, Goblet of Fire

"Harry Potter," Dumbledore said calmly, standing in front of a burning goblet and holding aloft a small piece of singed parchment.

The great hall fell silent with a hush for only a moment before the students of the three schools broke out in loud conversation, some shouting, trying to be heard over the sea of voices.

Hermione Granger was one of the only students to remain silent. Sh...

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Hermione And Her Husband Artwork

Hermione And Her Husband Artwork

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Call Me Nymphadora: Chapter 14, Disorder of the Phoenix (1)

Nymphadora looked around the staff room of Hogwarts. There were a variety of characters present at this meeting of the Order of the Phoenix. Thanks to Albus, a great many of those present were former professors themselves. He tended to cycle his friends through the DADA position, giving most of his friends at least one year to add to their resumes.

If Nymphadora ever had anything to do wi...

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Call Me Nymphadora: Chapter 13, Treasure Hunting, Old Cat

Nymphadora walked through the winding corridors naturally made between the stacks of lost objects. As she went, she couldn't help but pocket the odd trinket or book. She even found a fully functional nimbus 2001, a sleek black racing broom that she stuffed into her moleskin bag.

One of her biggest finds was the iconic damaged vanishing cabinet, which she shrunk and packed away. It's not l...

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