Hey there folks! As you may have heard on the main feed, we're finally calling it quits after a couple years of adhering to an increasingly erratic schedule without ever making an official decision. Obviously that means that having a Patreon up would be weird as hell, so it's going away as of next month. We'll be pulling the plug on April 31st, right before the next billing cycle begins.
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2023-04-01 17:10:25 +0000 UTC View Post
"Atari Force?" you say. "Is that the ineluctable manifestation that ended the viability of commercial arcades, by and large?" No, and why are you talking like that? Atari Force was a mild comic of my childhood, but, as Jay reveals here, before that, it was different comic, given away free with the purchase of that most innocuous of products, video games.
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2022-05-17 17:05:54 +0000 UTC View PostYou know we had to do it to 'em: we had to go back to Raccoon City, where we disagree more than usual about the quality of the exciting film under discussion, last year's Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City, the movie that dares to answer "What if we brought Riverdale-grade faces to a take on a video game movie that takes its source material very seriously?"
Cl...
2022-04-01 17:37:08 +0000 UTC View Post
It took a little longer than we were planning on, but we come back to The Only Franchise Which Matters with a super fun one on what I think could be described as not exactly first-tier Resident Evil. Come for the reminders to try to shoot for the head, but stay for the what-the-even-hell dialogue and fever-dream plotting!
Are we gonna stick with it? He'll yes...
2021-04-28 23:53:19 +0000 UTC View Post
We ease back into the podcasting game with the early-aughtsiest slice of cinema we could find, the unexpectedly successful film Resident Evil! But is it merely a box-office success, or is there artistic success there as well? MASH THAT PLAY BUTTON AND FIND OUT, WHY DO YOU NOT?
A movie so early-2000s you expect it to have stories about Woodstock '99, Resident Evil<...
2021-02-25 01:01:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Friends! It's been a while. And then a while. We are very sorry, but we are also: back! With us we bring one of our favorite shared artifacts, Electric Boogaloo: The Wild, Untold Story of Cannon Films.
It's a big-mouthed, clear-eyed take on a story that...
2020-10-17 19:28:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Well, I said I was gonna do it, so I had to do it. Please enjoy "Who Let the Dog Out (Singular)"
-- JWF
2020-08-05 02:40:51 +0000 UTC View Post
We said we'd do it, and so we did it and here we are, shipping up to ... *checks notes* ... Albany. But it's not always about the destination (in this case, and we can't stress this enough ... the destination is ... Albany), no, sometimes it's about the journey. And this time, we're making the journey in some ass-kicking reticulated RVs called LandMaster 1 and (briefly) LandMaster 2...
2020-08-05 01:03:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey folks. I know we haven't been incredibly reliable with our bonus episode release cadence over the past couple months, and this is mostly due to my personal inability to function properly in complete isolation while constantly experiencing bipolar depression or severe anxiety, or both. Sorry to be a...
2020-08-01 16:50:44 +0000 UTC View PostThis audio-only version of our video post is fun for those of us who are aurally fixated! If you get this audio version in your podcast app, now you know there's a video post on patreon dot com slash ideotvpod. We love you!
2020-05-17 19:20:37 +0000 UTC View Post
We can see clearly now ... the rain has gone ... and it's finally time ... for a v-v-v-VIDEO UPDATE!
This is probably how human contact will work for the next year or more so we decided to give you a soft, sweet internet hug.
It's time to open up the mailbag and show you -- li...
2020-05-17 16:50:58 +0000 UTC View Post
This is a lil freestyle which J. recorded over an Animal Crossing song ("KK Cruisin", with some added sub bass) that is sort of about Animal Crossing but also about going stir-crazy under a shelter in place order but recognizing that it's important to not be a selfish dipshit and put other people in danger for your own entertainment value. So. It's a thing? Anyway, enjoy rap music.
Here ...
Since things are particularly weird and bad and hard for everybody right now, I (Clsn) thought I'd try to cash a check I wrote ages ago, and test out some new equipment at the same time. And so, what you get is this: the long-promised scene of Agatha Raisin getting all excited about her Sexy New Neighbor, alongside all the exciting Clsn specialties you probably know and might love, includ...
2020-03-22 20:45:33 +0000 UTC View Post
As Mystery Science Theater 3000 once said, "Everybody doesn't like something, but nobody doesn't like Bruce Lee!" and, as such, the inevitable slide back into our suburban childhoods has accelerated and we now spend more than an hour talking about the floppiest weapon: the humble, yet useful, (extremely authentic pronunciation voice) nunchacku.
How we struck upon...
2020-02-29 20:38:24 +0000 UTC View Post
We go super-long on a rarther strange read this time around. No spoilers, but let's just say that this book didn't need Peter Pan's magic to keep its youthful qualities! We're getting Extremely Victorian, and we very much thank Rock Paper Shotgun's own Alice Bell for bringing this flat-out fun read to our attention.
Probably our giggliest, most digressive post-work ...
2020-01-31 21:04:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Well, anyway, MERCH fulfillment. Clsn here: I know many of you have been waiting on your gifts from us, some of you for a very long time, and I apologize. I've got some extras to pack in (sourced from a local vendor! a unionized local vendor!) that I will be picking up on Friday, and I have set myself the goal of getting everything out by the end of January.
Again...
2020-01-01 22:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post
For reasons lost to the mists of time, we settled on DOUBLE TEAM, an extremely late-90s actioner featuring Jean-Claude Van Damme and, oddly, Dennis Rodman, which seems uncommonly focused on establishing the two marble-mouthed stars as witty banterers, rather than brawny batterers, and which has probably as many explosions as lines of dialogue. Good theme song, very unsubtle music...
2019-12-31 22:31:51 +0000 UTC View Post![Friends-Only Episode 42: Welcome to the Underdark (We Got Fun N' Games [and trouble pronouncing the names])](https://img5.fansofall.com/storage/1/jh/ht/7f3446-019e82b7-4227-742f-a8e9-2d4b4399ab46.jpg)
One of the longest-brewing undertakings in IDEOTVPod history takes us down (in)to the dark, the Underdark, in fact, where dwell the night elves (elves, but scary), dwarves (regular), goblins (mostly regular, with a few exceptions), and all your other occasionally problematic faves! And but so but...
2019-11-30 22:01:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh my goodness, it's time for the sexiest sexy-teen show on (broadcast) TV today! Yup, it's time to take a trip to ... Riverdale.
Is it about the tight, yet tense relationships forged in the crucible of high school? Is it about evil lurking and creeping with homeward tendrils from the darkness on the edge of town? Is it about (gulp) the sexy sex your .....
2019-11-02 20:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostUnfortunately, I have been abducted by very spooky ghosts (aka "adult responsibilities") and have not had time to edit our very special Halloween bonus episode. It will be out here by Saturday afternoon the very very latest (and likely tomorrow).
Just wanted to let you all know that we aren't just..... GHOSTIN' YA
* all the rimshots at once *
Thanks, friends. Sorry for the d...
2019-10-31 20:53:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey, kids, do you like music? Us too! So here's maybe the longest bonus we've ever recorded, and it's All! About! Music!
Specifically, it's all about 1997's (?) most (?) popular (?) label compilation album from a label whose political bent was ... a surprise to Clsn, anyways, because he is a literal child whomst lives, evidently, in a tent, secludedly (in a place w...
2019-09-29 15:46:43 +0000 UTC View Post
So, some of yall may remember a couple episodes ago, when a listener wrote in to point out the fact that it is possible to sing "IDEOTV... POD" to the same cadence as the seminal Wu-Tang Clan track, "Method Man", a showcase track for the rapper of the same name, and that they had been walking around for months singing "I - D - E - O - T - V.... POD!" for quite a while.
Of course, me bein...
Before The Matrix, but after John Matrix came the questionably memorable William Gibson adaptation Johnny Mnemonic. A chunky stew, this one, a melange of downtown art types, young Ice-T, younger Keanu Reeves, peak Dolph Lundgren, and possibly as many as three different women with speaking parts (only one of whom gets to go absolutely ham with a rocket launcher). So...maybe ...
2019-08-31 03:01:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Flipping through the magazines before mom gets home, trying to see how an other side lives. Astrology, Instagram, sex, accessories, phones and salads: who could ask for anything more?
We certainly couldn't. Anyway, get ready for the sassiest experience since, probably, Sassy was a magazine, because it's time for us to all to learn how to be young, fun, and full of som...
2019-07-31 02:58:05 +0000 UTC View Post
After a lot of very specific letters about Transformers, we cave and end up giving in to a very unpleasant tendency and turn into two dudes talking about toys and toy commercials. Talking for longer than the commercial actually ran.
HOWEVER. WE had a lot of fun, we solved politics (several times, actually), and we made some music jokes, and you all like that stuff...right? &nb...
2019-06-29 12:28:41 +0000 UTC View Post
There's no tradition like a new tradition, so please welcome into your life J.W. Friedman's yearly maneuver of watching Beavis & Butt-Head Do America! Scared? Intimidated? Confused? So is Clsn, who somehow lived through this the 90s without seeing the film!
Dust off your Metallica and AC/DC shirts, share your pep pills with a friendly older lady, and...
2019-05-31 03:37:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Just in time for the OTHER big spooky holiday, we're oozing from the tunnels you didn't even know about under your home, covered in ichor, glowing faintly, and, make no mistake about it, completely evil.
From the scariest of paperbacks come three horripilating tales from the unearthly, dripping pen of H.P. Lovecraft! From the most terrifying podcast crew comes this partic...
2019-05-01 03:33:57 +0000 UTC View Post
It's definitely the best Guns 'N Roses song, and it's probably the best heroine punchline in any book we've done, so please enjoy a tiny bit of BONUS COMA!!
Sorry for all the breathing: I ate a mammoth dinner right before recording, because I did. :(
2019-04-25 05:12:31 +0000 UTC View Post
They tell you not to fight with pigs, but we're a couple of old bastards who've never been big fans of what THEY say, so we, possibly predictably, fired up the ol' streaming service, got down, and watched The Dirt. Then we grabbed the mics and recorded the longest bonus episode ever!
Highlights we didn't get to touch on include: bad things happening to Pete David...
2019-03-30 18:39:54 +0000 UTC View Post