FinalV3

[ANNOUNCEMENT] Final V3 Hiatus

Hey all! Putting this one together on the move.
In short: We're pausing billing (meaning you will not be charged until we return!!), and pausing new episodes! We explain why, and when you can expect to hear from us again.

We're still delivering 2 more episodes for this month's billing cycle, which should both land over the next few months.

If you want to follow our res...

[EARLY ACCESS] - A Year In The Making -Final V3

sam reveals one of his white whales while julian points and laughs and cries

thank you for your support!!

[EARLY ACCESS] spiritual agony and the car physics pepsi planet - final v3 QNA

so much happened this week. yet we endure. julian was on the ground the entire time we recorded this one.
thank you for your lovely questions!!

REFERENCES
actual diagram from this real article we talked about
i like the part of the video at 16:40 when he goes "i'm gonna show you a little abomination i did once." i haven't watched the whole thing ...

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EVEN MORE PATRON QUESTIONS

we are still working through the old ones...

but keep em coming...
hit us with your Best Questions. .

[EARLY ACCESS] THIS game developer is terminally chill

in which we try to get blood from a chill, easygoing stone. a very fun conversation with Figburn, one of the 2 developers behind Contract Rush DX (which just released the other day! and yes, they did get their nintendo switches.)

plus an extended qna (and no, i have not responded to that e-mail yet. i will. i will do that today.)

a true delight to be had by all

[EARLY ACCESS] Smiling with the Director of an Indie Studio

We chat with friend Xalavier, who you might know as the founder of Strange Scaffold (Clickholding, I Am Your Beast, El Paso Elsewhere, Bass Reeves Can't Die). This one was a lot of fun we grinned and such

thank you for your listening

more patron questions...

do you have any more questions for us?

ask them. ask them now here.

[EARLY ACCESS] Creatively Coping

we are so nearly back on normal schedule
in this one we answer a bunch of questions really badly, it's awesome
creative coping mechanisms, LMFAO, the value of a second user account...
i also reveal my awesome third grade photography project that made them take my camera away because i chose too unique of a perspective to capture my environment

next one is an extremely fun intervi...

[EARLY ACCESS] Interrogating a guy who makes game trailers (feat. Derek Lieu)*

DEREK LIEU crafted game trailers for Half Life: Alyx, Psychonauts 2, Subnautica, Firewatch, Noita, and about Three Hundred Million Other ones.
Now we got him in the studio, and we can ask him about whatever we want.
Except for that one thing.
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Hello night owls, NEW super long episode, we are so back. As in, back on schedule.
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EXCLUSIVE BONUS QnA

Hi everyone :)

Billy was very busy so we had to push things back a week. In the meantime, here's an extended QnA segment we isolated and edited down for y'all.

Thanks for your support, and if you haven't already, have a look at our previous post and leave a question! We need more questions!!!

Small update + submit more patron questions

we are collecting more patron questions.... (still working through older ones as well!)
lay it on us!

also the next episode will be a guest spot hanging out with a super talented trailer editor/director who worked on the announcement trailer for Half Life: Alyx! it may be slightly delayed due to our editor being unavailable, but i'm workin on some bonus material for patrons in the mea...

[new early access episode] Forcing a developer to talk to a video essayist (feat. Leon Massey)

they CORNER this game developer and make like actually pretty long conversation.

leons stuff: https://www.youtube.com/@LeonMassey

[new early access episode] The Art Of The Gaslight

the single cellular organisms ponder geoff keighley's peculiar habit, octopus audio editing, and how the 'sam' one will pack you (yes you) into a power point presentation.

NOTE: Read $14 patreon names may be out of date, and I'll re-record to add you new supporters in the wider release! Thank you so much for supporting the show!

MORE PATRON QUESTIONS

hello everyone
we are going to answer more awesome patreon questions very soon
put them here... if you dare?
new episode early access very soon...

if i'm right, i am screwed (feat. Punk Duck) [AD-FREE]

it is such a good thing that ed didn't talk to sam more when making That One Video.
this episode contains spoilers for kung fu panda.

Ed's video, for those who want to avoid spoilers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xtQ2STDEq8

(We will read patron names in the wide release on Saturday for the m...

Every Way To Make Games is Wrong - final v3

yeah i think they answered one whole question without subverting the premise this time. they DO hint at fumbled projects and talk about games-making though.
hey sam note to self update this description

(also SORRY FOR THE DELAY. software issues. the next episode should release sooner, and going back to the original schedule after that)

we are so back + patreon questions

great news: our editor has software again! and episodes will be back rolling very shortly
remember you can submit end-of-episode questions, we will be pulling from the comments of these posts

see you very soon!

our editor has been smited

hey guys, bummer news
our editor's audio editing software has randomly decided he doesn't... own it anymore? despite very much paying for it? so this week's episode will be delayed! we will be back once he's up and running again.
tragically he is still waiting to hear back from support.

until then, feel free to loop "your turn" and get some variations out of it. we will see you aga...

Yout Turn.

We're doing things a little differently this time.

(Sorry for no early access this time around- we finished recording this like an hour before upload. For normal episodes, perks still apply- this is just a little bonus!)

the one with sam waitin - EARLY ACCESS!

This episode features our freind Sam Waitin who was (is?) a big part of SexFM. go check his shit out, it rules. also here's explorers of the internet. (saus.gratis)

hi this is julian noodle i just set up a PATREON EXCLUSIVE...

never release your projects

the two ones of them discuss the sagas which unfolded as they launched their projects. god

patreon is awesome at https://finalv3.zip

our editor confronts us

the both guys finally chat with the finalv3 podcast editor, about podcast making and audio and stuff its pretty chill

support the show on patreon!

and check out billy's cool awesome podcasts

it gets worse when it gets better

the two of them discuss mounting regrets, the making of youtube videos, and tactically annoying each other

check out our patreon and stuff!

https://finalv3.zip

also. check out sam's new thing at https://fidgetphysics.com

horse talk. with mandaloregaming

the regular two guys are joined by third guy mandaloregaming, and speak about quandaries presented by gaming industrying and youtubing at the same time

what if crunch was awesome (ft. kwite)

microbial growths mingle over writing and creating videos

bag talk

the microbes brothers answer questions from listeners this time. concerning

Do Not Enter The Game Industry.

the microbes two hang out with and bully sam's poor coworkers. the petri dish grows.

the star wars documentary that shouldn't exist

the two microbes watch the anomaly that is the making-of Star Wars Episode 1 documentary. It should not exist. It should not exist.

welcome to SexFM

Noodle and Sam discuss the inevitable comeback of radio, the OUYA, and a third item in this list.

The Moral Necessity Of Gambling

Noodle and Sam touch upon the wisdom of getting sued funny. Noodle enters a black market organ trade. Please do not gamble.

[Sam Episode Note: Actually... we probably didn't decide against doing the UI effects Robinhood did, nor did we try to avoid comedic evil - most likely we just didn't think of them. idk man it's been a while]