7thSage: Hey
7thSage: Big news!
melsalvia: :o
melsalvia: what is itt
melsalvia: much excite
7thSage: I’m finally making as much money from streaming as I do from my fast food job!
7thSage: And as a bonus it doesn’t make me smell like stale grease forever
7thSage: I think I’m going to give notice soon
7thSage: It’s not like I had that many ...
2022-06-03 19:01:29 +0000 UTC View PostMaddy
“Hey, Steve?”
“Yes, Mads?” he responded. I could feel the resonance of his voice vibrate his chest, which my head was currently resting on. Damn, this pillow even vibrated.
“Did you absorb, like, any of the past half hour of this show?”
“No, Mads,” he said, and then laughed. I might be biased, but I thought it was a very good laugh....
2022-05-25 23:12:41 +0000 UTC View PostRather than heading to the bathroom, Lucas furtively made his way into the depths of the women’s clothing section. Just getting jeans or something would really defeat the point, so he started looking through the skirts.
As he approached the gender-neutral changing room nearby with an armful of black skirts in various sizes–black went with everything, right?--he was met with a store em...
2022-05-25 22:51:26 +0000 UTC View Post“Hey, chat, we’re back with some Breath of the Wild 100%! Just got an easy, uh, fifteen or so hours left. EzClap. Uh, does anyone remember if I already got the Korok at the top of this hill last stream? I did? Okay, thanks, chat! In that case, I think we can go ahead and start making our way to the next shrine.”
Just then, Hunter heard a knock at their bedroom door. “Oh, sorry, I ...
2022-05-24 23:33:10 +0000 UTC View PostAs the duo walked in Target, Brianna was clearly on the verge of panicking. Her eyes darted around like a rabbit walking into a pack of wolves.
Lucas placed a (hopefully calming) hand on her shoulder. “If this is too much we can come back another time?” he said softly.
Brianna shook her head. “No. I have to do this. I mean, this is nothing. It’s just a store. I’m being rea...
2022-05-24 22:56:18 +0000 UTC View PostAfter spending some time thinking about it, I have left the Patreon Discord server because I think it was proving detrimental to my mental health. Going into the future I'm going to try harder to just write things and pay less attention to how others respond (or don't respond) to them. My sister Amy is now the server's owner and I trust her in whatever decisions she makes about it going forward...
2022-05-23 19:22:58 +0000 UTC View Postlink to full story: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ygut-joDa0NfkLcr9JuK69vaCqC8-thPKiPEAfq0EAY/edit?usp=sharing
“Fuck. Wait a fucking moment,” Alyssa suddenly declared.
Andrew almost responded, before remembering the silent trea...
2022-05-17 08:37:33 +0000 UTC View PostHunter lay in bed and wished Mel was present. She was just, like, extremely cute. Very good to cuddle with. Frankly, it was very homophobic of the universe and geography and time that she wasn’t currently present in their bed.
They pulled up a picture of her and looked at it. Yes, confirmed. She was in fact very cute. Too cute, maybe? Cute to the extent that Hunter had an urge to attack...
2022-05-12 22:14:10 +0000 UTC View Postvery poggers and/or based of u to help support me. praxis. also in case u missed the post from a while ago, there's a discord server. https://discord.gg/cRXdpHHRQk
2022-05-12 20:14:56 +0000 UTC View PostJust added a $10 USD tier where those in it can request a short story with a specific premise! it's called "Beth Simp" lol
2022-04-30 21:29:48 +0000 UTC View PostHey, Reddit! Hopefully this is the right place for this. A friend recently came out to me as trans, and she said that she thinks I might be trans as well. I guess I just wanted to see what you all think based on the evidence.
According to my friend, cis guys don’t generally think/fantasize about being girls. Can anyone confirm if that’s true? It doesn’t sound right to m...
2022-04-27 21:03:35 +0000 UTC View Post“So what makes you say that?” Lucas asked. “Not that I’m disputing it or anything, obviously! I think we should take people at face value when they talk about their identity. I guess, like, I just didn’t see this coming. Honestly, you remind me a lot of myself, and it’s not like I’m trans.” He laughed.
“About that…” Brian said, with an uncomfortable look on… he...
2022-04-14 01:18:16 +0000 UTC View Post“Hey, Jaden, I know we haven’t really talked since high school, but I remember you being pretty cool and also I guess we’re both trans? Anyway I’m guessing you’re still in the area based on your Facebook soo… would you want to, like, hang out at some point?”
Alyssa turned to Andrew, who was (literally!) hovering over her. “How’s that look?”
Andrew frowned. “Cou...
2022-04-14 01:04:25 +0000 UTC View Post“Hey, guys, welcome back to the stream!” Hunter said. They spun a little to reveal their new outfit of a black, embroidered top and a denim skort. “Some updates: I got new clothes! Also, Mel is now officially my manager! Oh, and I’m trying out they/them pronouns, if you could try and stick to those in chat.”
Mel frowned as she rapidly deleted the comments of and then blocked som...
2022-04-13 01:07:18 +0000 UTC View PostDecided to make a Discord server for patrons cuz why not.
2022-04-05 23:15:33 +0000 UTC View PostHunter awoke with a start, not immediately sure where they were. The pillow was… warm? And moving?
As they sat up, their head cleared a bit and they realized they were still on Mel’s couch.
“Hey, you. You’re finally awake!” Mel said loudly in a bad Scandinavian accent. “Cool, I can finally go piss.”
“Oh, sorry!” Hunter said. “You should have just woken me u...
2022-03-31 06:17:44 +0000 UTC View Postcw: be gay do drugs
Hunter wasn’t watching the clock but they must have been kissing for a while cuz partway through the edible kicked in. They pulled back from Mel a bit.
“Huh. It definitely just hit.”
“How’s it feelin’?” Mel asked anxiously. “Hopefully it’s not too much.”
“It’s good, actually!” Hunter said. “I think I get...
2022-03-23 00:58:26 +0000 UTC View Postcw: cannabis use and gay kissing
After suffering through an entire five minutes without pets, Pickle began to loudly alert the nearby humans of their terrible mistake. Hunter, who was now leaned up against Mel, sat up a bit more when reminded there was a cat in… their(?) lap. “Aw, sorry kitty,” they said and resumed petting. Pickle, presently placated, purred in pleasure....
2022-03-17 03:35:45 +0000 UTC View PostBlake wrote something based on the following challenge: "Write a story that incorporates the phrase "Hey bro, you're looking really submissive and breedable today.""
and is letting me post it on here. The second half will go up outside of my Patreon in a week.
Beth made me write this
(Note: for non-Aussie readers who won’t get the contex...
2022-03-14 22:58:38 +0000 UTC View Post“I can’t say I was thrilled with Mark today,” Lucas said.
“Yeah…” Brian agreed. “I tried to shut things down before it got too weird but I really didn’t need to hear that description of him feeling himself up. Er, her feeling herself up? You know what I mean.”
“Maybe introducing this item was a mistake,” Lucas mused. “I was excited about it but now I kinda ju...
2022-03-14 20:36:35 +0000 UTC View Post“Yeah, uh, I have no idea where Pretzel even is right now. Sorry,” Mel said.
“No worries,” Hunter said as he stroked the purring cat on his lap. “Pickle is providing an entirely sufficient amount of kitty interaction right now.”
“Aw. A very blessed sight.” Mel said. “So… can I talk to you? It might get a little heavy. And, like, feel free to say no.”
“S...
2022-03-06 23:10:05 +0000 UTC View Post“I have something to tell you,” the willowy elven NPC announced to the party. “While you slumbered, I crept into your tent and, ahem, borrowed your enchanted rod to use it upon myself.”
“Wow, I really can’t tell. Uh, are you sure it did anything?” Mark asked in character as his dwarf barbarian Balor Bloodaxe.
“Yes!” the elf snapped before clearing their throat and ...
2022-02-25 00:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post“IWhat do you think about this one?,” Hunter said, twisting around to look at himself in the mirror. “Jeez, if I bent over wrong in this on stream I could probably get hit with a TOS.”
Mel appraised the black dress, which had a turtleneck-like high collar and a panel of elaborate lace over the chest. She nodded. “I like it! I think you should get it. If you need to you can wear ...
2022-02-24 07:04:20 +0000 UTC View Post
