MrTomato

That moment when you can’t find your bottom

lol does Craigslist still have a missed connections tab?? Is there still a Craigslist?? Lmao that’s where I lost my virginity

The scalies are eating well rn I guess XD

I have some staples to chew through and they happen to include a lot of scaley boys rn

Guys don’t stick your dick in crazy

But you could let him gnaw on your bone a liiiitle but I guess

Kilooooohhhhh myyyyyy

I had no idea if I was actually gonna be able to make this one hot haha, what do you guys think, did I pull it off?

This is therapy right??

The last time I got to play commander I lost to the hoof twice!! Is this how you cope?

A little smaller something of an NPC I ended up really liking haha

Sorry… I… sorry

Look I had to do it, the memes too strong and…

Hershey!

Part of me was like, I shouldn’t put toooo many of my OCs in cards, but on the flip sideeeeee Hersheyyyyy

Decanter of Endless Thirsty ;)

another DnD item that's a must have for Port

Tiger Tiger burning Bright

Someone’s hole’s getting broke tonight

The OG boy is here!!

Do I know shit about balancing? Nope, but I’m really happy with all the flavor I was able to jam into his Abilities here!

Amass Orcs because he always makes friends wherever he goes

Vigilance and lifelink for the army because those are the two keywords that feel the most port to me

Having him be a cantrip recycler and summoning illusions because every time I play port in Dn...

Now that we have Hope and Will

We need someone to read the twinks a bedtime story and mill out the rest of the dick- I mean deck

The People Have Spoken!

and you guys spoke loud and clear: we want bug boy dick ;)

Not so straight Gyre

I saw this really cool deck tech called the Kamigawa Landfill lol, that’s all about using moon folk abilities and a good simic commander like Aesi and I thought my buddy would like it, so obviously I had to make a spicier card to helm the deck

Two different takes on these lifegaining twinks

Which edge of eternities commander should get Barafied?

Double the ETBs

I was fully picturing the FE fates style cutscene with Azura singing and dancing and the water droplets floating everywhere lol, but cum

I guess Niccolo is my dedicated dragon fucker now;)

Tho I suppose he is more Grixis than Jund in my head

Jokes are the deepest lore

TBH zell hadnt crossed my mind to do, but after roleplaying our that Pluto is the champion glizzy guzzler it had to become a thing

Just a tiddly bit of artifact shenanigans

Is This Yo Magic Man?

hey there! preliminary poll for all tiers, to submit pairings for an original tomato ship card like my katio x nicol bolas or Kotis X Zahur cards, submit as many responses as you like!

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfdctExqTBwwEeeXaZ...

Rook's Moons

just a quicky I needed for some rook propaganda to lure that werewolf he met a while back

Blue Balls

As a little treat after my exam friday i redownloaded elden ring and I'm rocking the famous blue ball build

The Only Mox I'll ever own lmao

as a treat, thanks Tarkir lol

Moxes part 2

god series pieces are fucking intimidating to me, but here we go! we've got Sapphire, emerald, Jet and Amber, Ive got one more dragon-y themed one and then we're done with cheerios for a minute!

Back shots

Pluto getting it at the club;) but no rubber? Better be someone he loves and trusts filling up his guts

Carter Sprites

These are long overdue for when I wanted to show off Carter's goods! especially because I want august to be cooking with fire on amber moons

A little bit of DARKNESS

KH cackling noises

For real it was a funny process that made me decide to draw this card but an easy one to put my buddy character Sei in the spotlight for it

A very silly little something

I wanted to make a little gift card for a buddy and since a meme plot point was about bad dragons I thought why not show the baddest dragon getting his comeuppance

Moxes part one!

Woof series are a lot of work! But we’re making a dent! We’ve got Diamond, Ruby, Chrome and Pearl so far!